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T O P I C R E V I E WdafremenI'm wondering if some of the tension in the Middle East could have been relieved over cocktails? Perhaps a brandy and coke or a martini would have averted this tragedy?I hope I'm not being too presumptuous OR arrogant? Please feel free to continue pounding on me if I am. Ever willing to be the whipping boy if it'll lighten the mood,dafjwhopWell daf, they already have you down for an infidel and marked for death but if you want to play martyr, you could grab a nice bottle of scotch, a couple of glasses, shag on over to find Bin Laden and make your pitch for peace. Of course, you could save some money and just take a 6 pack because it would produce the same results. lioneye68Cocktails and Potatoes for EVERYONE!!! jwhopYeah, maybe daf is right and those boys are just wrapped a little too tight. Maybe what they really need to loosen up is potatoes and beer. I like beer. it makes me a jolly good fellowI like beer. it helps me unwind and sometimes it makes me feel mellow Whiskey's too rough, champagne costs too much, vodka puts my mouth in gearThis little refrain should help me explain as a matter of fact I like beerMy wife often frowns when we're out on the townAnd I'm wearing a suit and a tieShe's sipping vermouth and she thinks I'm uncouthWhen I yell as the waiter goes byI LIKE BEER!Last night I dreamed that I passed from the sceneAnd I went to a place so sublimeAw, the water was clear and tasted like beerThen they turned it all into wineI like beer. it makes me a jolly good fellowI like beer. it helps me unwind and sometimes it makes me feel mellow Whiskey's too rough, champagne costs too much, and vodka puts my mouth in gearAw, this little refrain should help me explain as a matter of fact I LOVE BEER!26taurusRight as usual Daf! Show me the wayTo the next whiskey barOh, don't ask whyOh, don't ask why For if we don't findThe next whiskey barI tell you we must dieI tell you we must dieI tell you, I tell youI tell you we must die Oh, moon of AlabamaWe now must say goodbyeWe've lost our good old mamaAnd must have whiskey, oh, you now why *~^~* `` *~^~* `` *~^~*!! Irish EyesOf course peace talks could be more pleasent if everyone was a little tipsy. I personally think that the UN would be able to do a better job if the spirts where flowing. Besides, who wouldn't want to see the floor of the UN turned into one big sit in.KUMBAYA ANYONE? lioneye68Peace Pipes!! That's what they need!! Peace Pipes for the United Nations and the entire Muslem world! We should send them some in shoe boxes, like we sent to the kids in Afghanastan (except those ones didn't have peace pipes in them)Yeah. That would do it. 26taurus(Bob Marley) I smoke two joints in the morning I smoke two joints at night, I smoke two joints in the afternoon and it makes me feel alrightsmoke two joints in time of peaceinto the time of warsmoke two joints before i smoke two jointsand then i smoke some more John Lee Hooker said it best:"One bourbon, one scotch, and one beer" PhilbirdDaf, Don't know if you caught my post in Astral Realms on "How to choose a president"It's somewhere along the lines of your creative question here. (I do believe peace can be simplified). "Everything I ever needed to learn, I learned in kindergarden." "Do not hit. Share, and be nice." I'm terribly sorry if your day is destroyed because I posted in the wrong format, really!
I hope I'm not being too presumptuous OR arrogant? Please feel free to continue pounding on me if I am.
Ever willing to be the whipping boy if it'll lighten the mood,
daf
Of course, you could save some money and just take a 6 pack because it would produce the same results.
Maybe what they really need to loosen up is potatoes and beer.
I like beer. it makes me a jolly good fellowI like beer. it helps me unwind and sometimes it makes me feel mellow Whiskey's too rough, champagne costs too much, vodka puts my mouth in gearThis little refrain should help me explain as a matter of fact I like beer
My wife often frowns when we're out on the townAnd I'm wearing a suit and a tieShe's sipping vermouth and she thinks I'm uncouthWhen I yell as the waiter goes by
I LIKE BEER!
Last night I dreamed that I passed from the sceneAnd I went to a place so sublimeAw, the water was clear and tasted like beerThen they turned it all into wine
I like beer. it makes me a jolly good fellowI like beer. it helps me unwind and sometimes it makes me feel mellow Whiskey's too rough, champagne costs too much, and vodka puts my mouth in gear
Aw, this little refrain should help me explain as a matter of fact I LOVE BEER!
Show me the wayTo the next whiskey barOh, don't ask whyOh, don't ask why For if we don't findThe next whiskey barI tell you we must dieI tell you we must dieI tell you, I tell youI tell you we must die Oh, moon of AlabamaWe now must say goodbyeWe've lost our good old mamaAnd must have whiskey, oh, you now why
*~^~* `` *~^~* `` *~^~*!!
KUMBAYA ANYONE?
Yeah. That would do it.
I smoke two joints in the morning I smoke two joints at night, I smoke two joints in the afternoon and it makes me feel alrightsmoke two joints in time of peaceinto the time of warsmoke two joints before i smoke two jointsand then i smoke some more
John Lee Hooker said it best:"One bourbon, one scotch, and one beer"
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