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starflower Newflake Posts: 15 From: UK Registered: Apr 2009	posted January 23, 2004 03:40 PM What a great topic! I'm about ready to have sex with my Sag Sun/Pisces Moon/ unknown Asc guy. I'm Aqua Sun/Cancer moon/Leo Asc we both have Mars in Cappy. We also both have Venus in Cappy. Guess our dirty talk will consist of chat about work? LMAO just kidding So how do I make it totally memorable for him? TIA IP: Logged
trillian Newflake Posts: 0 From: Registered: Apr 2009	posted January 23, 2004 03:51 PM Met a man today who was 6'9". Really. Totally flirting with me, and I couldn't help but wonder.... He had large-ish (but proportionate) hands, but a small-ish nose...and wasn't it Xaviera Hollander (the Happy Hooker) who said you can tell the size of a man's pnis (enough with the euphimisims! ) by the size of his nose? I other words, large nose, large pnis. On occassion, that correlation has certainly rung true... IP: Logged
Ariesrocks! unregistered	posted January 23, 2004 04:50 PM That's not true, lots of small nosed guys are hung like salamis. About Mars in capricorn, well I know that some capricorns are into being "naughty" like you saying "I'm such a naughty girl, I should be punished" that kinda thing, but with some humour (he's not a scorpio after all!) Innuendo is good too, like "I'm soooo wet" after you've been caught in the rain, I know caps love that stuff. Some of em like the idea of a submissive girl,so they feel really manly, they have some problems with their masculinity some time. So making him feel 8 feet tall is a good thing IP: Logged
Ariesrocks! unregistered	posted January 23, 2004 04:58 PM I forgot, don't talk too much they hate that, and don't be manly! they respect masculine girls but they can't get off with one IP: Logged
Tuesday unregistered	posted January 23, 2004 05:25 PM My two best girl friends both dig the emaciated guys. Especially if they're tragic looking, and in a rock band. One of my friends says seeing a bony boy makes her want to do bad things to him. At least we never like the same guys! IP: Logged
starflower Newflake Posts: 15 From: UK Registered: Apr 2009	posted January 23, 2004 05:52 PM I have never found any part of the male anatomy to be a good guide as to his "size". God thats one of the reasons I love em so much - all that mystery in their pants!!Just waiting to be explored. Cough, I think I need to take a coooold shower hehe Oh I did once hear that the length of his thumb is a good indicator.. IP: Logged
pidaua Knowflake Posts: 67 From: Back in AZ with Bear the Leo Registered: Apr 2009	posted January 23, 2004 10:23 PM Aries Tiger, Thank you so much!!! Your post reminded me to pack the sweet Huckleberry Jam...LOL.. Mr. Leo wanted me to bring it for our trip so that we can.....um.....well, make jam sandwiches... out of each other LOL!!! IP: Logged
Ariesrocks! unregistered	posted January 26, 2004 07:17 AM Anything on gemini men in general? IP: Logged
Ariesrocks! unregistered	posted January 26, 2004 11:02 AM btw, does eating citrus fruit make the sweet cake even sweeter? IP: Logged
Harpyr Newflake Posts: 0 From: Alaska Registered: Jun 2010	posted January 26, 2004 11:21 AM I don't know about citrus, but I hear vegetarians taste better.. IP: Logged
Ariesrocks! unregistered	posted January 26, 2004 11:27 AM really???? I've heard that too...why is that? IP: Logged
astro junkie unregistered	posted January 26, 2004 12:07 PM Wanna know MY secret to the sweeeeetest pie in the world? ------------------ it's better to light a candle than curse the darkness... IP: Logged
pixelpixie Newflake Posts: 8 From: ON Canada Registered: Apr 2009	posted January 26, 2004 12:12 PM Whipped cream and cherries, with a little Bailey's on the side? IP: Logged
Ariesrocks! unregistered	posted January 26, 2004 12:20 PM yeeeeeeeeees Gloria!! IP: Logged
trillian Newflake Posts: 0 From: Registered: Apr 2009	posted January 26, 2004 01:19 PM Vegetarian here...I've received no complaints. You know, the teeniest weeniest I've ever seen was 4 inches. Erect. I told the poor guy he got ripped off. He wasn't a lover, just drunk. LOL And though he wasn't a big guy, you'd never guess from looking at him. I've read that comedian Andy Dick has the biggest...ahem...in Hollywood. And once read that Huey Lewis was one of the most well endowed rock stars... I was going to include a link, for those interested in rock star endowments, to a Plaster Caster website, but it's adult content. Don't think Randall would appreciate it. IP: Logged
Ariesrocks! unregistered	posted January 26, 2004 01:28 PM I went to her official website, but Ididn't find any figures... Gloria!!!!! tell me! IP: Logged
lioneye68 unregistered	posted January 26, 2004 01:44 PM I heard that celery and banana make a man's stuff taste sweeter....soon as I mentioned this to my guy, he started eating at least 1 banana a day, sometimes more Not sure if it's made a difference at all, though. PS. David Duchovney is rumored to be rather mega in the pantalons. IP: Logged
Ariesrocks! unregistered	posted January 26, 2004 01:45 PM Maybe it's all a myth IP: Logged
lioneye68 unregistered	posted January 26, 2004 01:47 PM Washing with Neutrogena glycerine soap has gotten me the comment "mmm. sweet." on more than one occasion. You have to have just done so, though. And do rinse, or it will taste soapy. But it's a glycerine soap, so it's got natual sugar in it. IP: Logged
Ariesrocks! unregistered	posted January 26, 2004 01:50 PM Do all glycerine soaps have this effect or just the neutrogena one? IP: Logged
lioneye68 unregistered	posted January 26, 2004 01:59 PM I dunno. I've only ever tried that one. Probably they all do. Lick one and find out. IP: Logged
Ariesrocks! unregistered	posted January 26, 2004 02:17 PM hahaha!!! I think I will... IP: Logged
Harpyr Newflake Posts: 0 From: Alaska Registered: Jun 2010	posted January 26, 2004 02:59 PM This thread gets better and better! I think the thing about vegetarians is similar to why a veg-head's sweat smells less raunchy too. Something about the animal fat being secreted from our sweat glands.. I think that may also apply to the sweetcake. Not 100% sure on that one though.. I do know that when I became a vegetarian my sweat smelled noticably sweeter. It took a couple months though, for what-ever-it-was-in-the-meat to get out of my system. BTW, I'm not 100% vegetarian anymore.. I was for years but lately I've been indulging in buffalo burgers about once or twice a month. I still smell good. IP: Logged
lioneye68 unregistered	posted January 27, 2004 01:05 AM Well, I guess the opposite would be true if you were on the low carb high protien diet. Rather acidic and strong, I would think. I use to know a girl who put lip-smackers (you know, the fruity lip gloss stuff) down there, to make it taste sweet. But I would be concerned about upsetting the PH balance, and we all know what THAT could lead to. So, I'm not recommending that. Just passing it on. IP: Logged
astro junkie unregistered	posted January 27, 2004 01:05 AM I've been told over and over again that it's THE sweetest!! Some of these habits may seem strange, but it works! First, I drink a gallon of water a day. No soda's. Then, I don't eat much junk food or processed foods. They cause yeast problems. Try to stick with natural ingredients with NO SALT. I don't have a problem with meat, usually have one small portion once a day of chicken or beef or turkey, but nothing crazy like sausage or spam. Then I wax the whole thing except for a landing strip. Helps keep it dry. I wear ONLY ALL COTTON thongs, and change them 2-3 times a day. The thong helps keep that whole crevice really dry, which is VERY important. At least 4 times a week, I soak in a hot bath with one small bottle of hydrogen peroxide, or half a large bottle, along with a tablespoon a camomile shampoo for a few sweet suds, and sort of get "inside" with this bath potion before I actually start bathing. Drying really well with a really clean towel is important. And immediately on with the cotton thong! Around the house, I wear ALL COTTON men's long underwear. They help keep the inner thighs nice and dry. They are cheap too! BTW - nothing ruins a good thing like WEAK toilet paper!!! spit spit So use something strong!!! and NONE of that scented stuff. It causes irritations and infections. You don't get a sweet one by trying to perfume it. It's kind of an inside joke that women who get d****d sort of "spoil" the pie. So DO NOT go right to sleep, if that's what you do. WASH and rinse inside with some warm water and camomile shampoo as soon as you can. Did I go on this long about how I take care of my Betty Crocker? Ooops... ------------------ it's better to light a candle than curse the darkness... IP: Logged

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