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moonloon
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posted May 02, 2005 11:07 PM
 
DAMN straight about Cancer. Gemini here, and whilst "some" (hehe) of the stuff y'all wrote is true about us Gems, my Cancer Sun/Asc girlfriend is one freaky kitten in bedroom. She even has Mars in Cancer. I've never been more challenged, stimulated, pleased and turned on in my life!Gemini/Cancer combo is amazing in bed.
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Tranquil Poet
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posted May 02, 2005 11:43 PM
Taurus [to a sag guy ] "If you cheat on me I'll kill you!"
LOL sweetlibra. My venus is in taurus and my boyfriend's is in sagittarius.
I have used that line on him.
Gemini/Cancer combo is amazing in bed.
Indeed 
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libra78
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posted May 03, 2005 02:55 AM
AstroJunkie: BINGO! on the Libra sun comment  IP: Logged |
cancerrg
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posted May 03, 2005 06:01 AM
_____________________________________________Cancer: Honey,We should do it w/ whip cream more often! (that's me baby )
_____________________________________________ moon duchess: ohh , everybody forgot this about us , thank u for making us remember it . i had a feeling we were missing somethng here . IP: Logged |
cancerrg
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posted May 03, 2005 06:06 AM
is there adifference between a male and female comments .
imagine a cancer woman calling her mother just after her orgasm . unimagible!
and they are too passionate though might seem shy.IP: Logged |
amisha121877
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posted May 03, 2005 09:38 AM
I love Lindaland!........LOL
This is truly scary how well i fit these (I can't help it!!!!)- how flippity i can be and I haven't even gone back and factored in my ascendant or moon: SAGITARIUS: That was hot, u wanna go jogging? or go get some ice cream?
CAPRICORN: Gotta go, I'm late for that meeeting
Sagittarius: I know! Have we ever tried an airplane before?
Capricorn: "Stocks & Bonds...Stocks & Bonds....Stocks &Bonds...."
p.s. SG and blue flame, thanks for making sense.
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blue flame
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posted May 03, 2005 09:42 AM
always a pleasure to be understood and to not offend in the process of sending a message across...
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for the record,
i'm a virgo sun, libra rising, gemini moon -
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one experimental lady who is definitely not thinking of the laundry or being tidy or traditional when it comes to the exchange of sexual prana! ;}
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i love lindaland too!------------------
virgo smiling on the edge of shamelessness... IP: Logged |
GemStar
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posted May 03, 2005 11:47 AM
What an incredibly hilarious thread!!! I came by just to read it again for the third time!! It is killin' me!! Ha,ha,ha...Thanks for making me laugh once again!!  Smiles-
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The Mutable Night Force
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posted May 03, 2005 01:36 PM
Ahhhh... don't we ALL love Lindaland?? I don't think ANY of the Virgo comments fitted me AT ALL... wait.. ok, maybe the 'Get off my hair' one.. that was good. But I'm a slob and I can't help it. I don't think I'd let dirt or stuff get in the way of the moment. Oh and I HATE laundry!
I know! The perfect Virgo one... how's this...? Virgo- "That was good... ah, no, move your hand.. not there! No there... no that tickles.. wait this is getting annoying. Don't you ever know exactly what I want?! Your imperfection has just soooo ruined that!"
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astro junkie
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posted May 03, 2005 04:52 PM
libra78 -  I knew there had to be someone else out there! IP: Logged |
scorpiongal
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posted May 04, 2005 08:53 AM
The Mutable Night Force
:"That was good... ah, no, move your hand.. not there! No there... no that tickles.. wait this is getting annoying. Don't you ever know exactly what I want?! Your imperfection has just soooo ruined that!"That was funny llllllllllllllllllllllllllllooooooooooooooooooollllllllllllllllllllllllll  GAL IP: Logged |
Wednesday
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posted September 04, 2006 09:11 PM
Whoa... why the heck are all my comments so Cancerian?IP: Logged |
PLF
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posted February 23, 2008 03:55 AM
Brilliant thread!!!Frickin Hilarious! IP: Logged |
Skybound_Piscean
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posted February 23, 2008 05:05 AM
What a funny thread... *LOL*... just have to post my list ;-)Aries: “I came first - I WON! – Last one in the shower is DEAD meat! (competitive sex) Taurus: *buuuurp* ….zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Gemini: “ahhh…. Suzy, Brian, Eugene, Pat,
Bridget, Gary, Finola and Sven…You were ALL brilliant” (multi-sex) Cancer: "I gotta call my Mum?" (nurturing sex) Leo: “Gotta fix my hair” (vanity sex) Virgo: “Get up! – I need to clean the sheets” (clean sex) Libra: “Everybody happy? Anybody not satisfied? (fair sex) Scorpio: "hm, according to Freud - this was good" (analysing sex) Sagittarius: "I got some ichy leaves stuck on my ass" (outdoor sex) Capricorn: "Next time we can do this one” *pointing at the list* (planned sex) Aquarius: "Sorry, I´ll get new batteries” (techical gadget sex) Pisces: “Bless me father for I have sinned”… (spiritual sex)
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Beka
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posted February 23, 2008 05:23 AM
OMG so funnyIP: Logged |
Sag-Cap cusp
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posted February 23, 2008 07:45 AM
This is really hilarious!BTW I also think generalizations are silly and being a triple Sag with sun/moon/asc cannot agree with anything anybody said about Saggies. However, stereotypically speaking, and if one knows the Goodman assumptions about Sun signs.... HILARIOUS!!!! Really cracked up by this thread. IP: Logged |
starrym
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posted February 23, 2008 01:26 PM
nah these are too generalized, and based on sterotypes rather than truth in my opinion.IP: Logged |
Node
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posted February 23, 2008 03:12 PM
Sky bound Piscean! Your list is excellent.  and as far as generalizing and silly threads go. This one was intentional. IP: Logged |
Skybound_Piscean
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posted February 23, 2008 03:44 PM
Starrym said: “nah these are too generalized, and based on sterotypes rather than truth in my opinion.”Well of course they are based on stereotypes! If I told the truth from my own experiences – my list wouldn´t have been that long… and for sure it would be very boring to read… ;-)
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enchantress299
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posted February 23, 2008 05:01 PM
Hahahaha!!!Yeah, I have to agree with the other Virgos on here and totally disagree with anyone that refers to the clean thing. However, This one:
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Virgo - Ugh, get off my hair!
And this one:
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Virgo- "That was good... ah, no, move your hand.. not there! No there... no that tickles.. wait this is getting annoying. Don't you ever know exactly what I want?! Your imperfection has just soooo ruined that!"
Were completely accurate. ------------------
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posted February 23, 2008 06:07 PM
I thought the Aqu should be "I hope the piercings helped"IP: Logged |
Purple_Chick_71
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posted February 24, 2008 05:40 PM
Skybound - finally someone wrote a line about Cappies that was pretty accurate! Good job!Btw, I know this is all a joke and I wasn't offended. But...I think you guys don't know much about Cappies in the bedroom! So, how about a list of what the partners say TO each sign? Aries: *breathless* WOW! No, I'm just going to the bathroom...yes, I'm coming back! Okay, it can wait... Taurus: You were really just hungry, weren't you??? Gemini: Shut up! Cancer: Yes, it WAS really beautiful...please stop crying! Leo: Yes hun, you're the best I've ever had. Yes, really...the best. I MEAN it! Virgo: how did you do that without wrinkling the sheets??? Libra: These rose petals are sticking to my a$$. Scorpio: OMFG Sagittarius: *laughing* stop making the "goal" sign and get back into bed. Capricorn: Thanks...you ALWAYS get the job done! Aquarius: You wanna try WHAT??? Pisces: Helllooooo...earth to Pisces... ------------------
Sun - Capricorn (10th House)
Moon - Gemini (2nd House)
Mercury - Sagittarius (9th House)
Venus - Aquarius (11th House)
Mars - Aries (12th House)
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Ranti
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posted February 25, 2008 04:31 AM
it's rather sad to learn that I'm so ultra Cancer I find all comments on Capricorn here quite sexy! IP: Logged |
Scorpio Chick
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posted February 25, 2008 09:06 AM
These are too funny!Aries- "Go get me a snack woman, and then we'll do it again." Taurus- *still hasn't finished b/c foreplay lasts 2 hours* Gemini- "Wanna see my sword collection?" Cancer-"I want you to be the mother of my children" Leo- "Pull my hair, scratch my back and call me a !@#$$% next time" Virgo-"Lets go have a bubble bath and do it again" Libra-"I hope this means our relationship is headed to the next level" Scorpio-"I hope you're ready again, because I'm not letting you leave until you do it right..." Sag-"Lets go do it again in that old abandoned house on that dirt road..." Cap- "If only I could get paid for doing what I do best..." Aqua- "Let's go for a drive." Pisces-*dreamy look in thier eyes* "That was so beautiful..." IP: Logged |
blue moon
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posted February 25, 2008 09:11 AM
 rolls over and snores while  goes and looks after the kids Just kidding Had a friend who was  who once told me got up after a session with his girlfriend and went and did the ironing! IP: Logged |
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