posted February 25, 2008 09:38 AM              

Yeah, and then, then… then *excited* we can guess what people would say according to their Rising sign… and then… if pluto would sextile Venus… and… and *even more excited* … then Uranus square Mars… …and what they both would say if they were taken by surprise in the middle of the act…. (I know what Pisceans would say here; “It wasn´t me!!!”) *LOL*

This COULD become a very long and very diversified thread … ;-)

posted February 26, 2008 03:11 PM            

i'm so an aqua....

i totally flee the scene after intimacy. it freaks me out, so i either become really quiet or i just have to get away. it's weird.

cuddling & spooning has always freaked me out this way... i mean, i just feel like it's too "serious" or something.

sex is sex... it's pleasure, mutually shared. but cuddling is just too intense... there's just something too vulnerable about it.

omg ha, i'm so messed up.

posted February 27, 2008 11:01 PM            

Complaining about this thread would be like complaining to an artist at a carnival that his caricature of you wasn't realistic enough.

So many good ones, but these are the ones I found funniest...

Sagittarius: That was really funny! I mean Fun - Bluemoon
Pisces - I like candy - Lecky
Aqua: lets try this with some machinery and costumes involved! or better yet, how about invent a new kind of cybersex? how about u pretend being a lab retreiver and ill pretend to be a mime? then we can try to have sex again without even touching each other! kool....or wait i have another idea... - Secret Garden
Virgo - again, this time forget about the rules, i'm not the NEAT FREAK everyone keeps saying i am...just #*(&^ all over me - blue flame
Scorpio- "That was so fantastic it makes all those years I spent stalking you worthwhile! You complete me." *intense stare* - TMNF
Capricorn: "Next time we can do this one” *pointing at the list* - Skybound Piscean
Taurus: You were really just hungry, weren't you??? - Purple Chick

posted February 27, 2008 11:20 PM            

Aries
"In your face - I came more times than you did! (In your face.)"
(Thanks Skybound, your post about competitive sex inspired this one for me. )

Taurus
Turns off buzzing alarm clock. "You ain't going nowheres." Spoons partner so snugly a boa constrictor would learn a thing or two.

Gemini
"The bad news: I can't find the 'z' tile. The good news: body cavity search!"

Cancer
?

posted February 27, 2008 11:20 PM            

Libra
?

Scorpio
"Stop bowing, you're embarrassing yourself." Smugly waves in more adulation.

Sagittarius
"More! More!"
some time later...feels unconscious partner's neck for a pulse "More! More!"
some time later...checks partner's pulse...
riding crime scene investigator "More! More!"

Capricorn
"Nice try, smartass, but I already told you. First comes marriage, then comes you in my a**."

Aquarius
?

posted February 28, 2008 02:57 AM              

Woaw Jane… this is so true!!! Soooo DEAD on!!! *lol*

I got the inspiration from a psychic once upon a time. That you should think good thoughts about the person you have in mind to receive your message.

You think with your whole soul that you acctually send him your thoughts and when you have sent your telepathic thoughts you must forget about it and not think about it again – as if you send a message by mail, push the “send” button, if you go back and think about the message it will be like “recall this message”.

I did this not long ago and the guy who was the receiver (a hunk in the eye of the beholder ;-) came up to me the next day and said he had dreamt about me… jaysus! It works! *lol*

posted June 17, 2008 03:28 AM              

What a fantastic thread. How did I only find it now?!

I really don't know the twelve signs well enough in terms of sex, so I'll just throw in my two cents from experience. These are basically paraphrased from what actually happened on multiple occasions.

Scorpio Gal #1: After the quadrillionth orgasm, "Oh... oh god... I can't take it anymore... No more..." -> eyes rolled up in head -> brows furrowed together -> physically pushing away from me -> no response to probes or calling of name -> I attack her again, and she says, "Oh god! No, please! I... I... I'm COMING!!!". Rinse, repeat.

Scorpio Gal #2: After the quadrillionth orgasm, "Oh... oh god... I can't take it anymore... No more..." -> eyes rolled up in head -> brows furrowed together -> physically pushing away from me -> no response to probes or calling of name -> I attack her again, and she says, "Oh god! No, please! I... I... I'm COMING!!!". Rinse, repeat.

Capricorn Gal: "Were we making love? Or were we f*cking?" I said, "Both." She said, "Oh okay. It was really good! Man, my manager asked me to cover for (coworker's name) tomorrow. I just covered for her last week! But I think I'm getting a raise soon, and..."

Pisces Guy (myself): "Man, that was awesome! How many times did you c*m? Once for each of the five positions we tried? That's awesome. Let's see if we can't squeeze in a couple more positions next time!" and then I cuddle with her, while thinking, "Boy am I sleepy... but damn I want to play my guitar as well! And oh! I only have 10% to go before the next level in (insert video game title)! How could I do one or both at the same time? Ooh, and could she be in physical contact with me as well at the same time?! "

Shet, I hope this doesn't make me sound too terrible.

scorpiongal, this was partly addressed to you. What do you think? How about a line or two from you?

posted June 17, 2008 04:31 AM            

Aries- Oh I was so good !
Taurus- Did you c** ? Would you like some strawberry yoghurt ?
Gemini- I can't believe how you did this/that during this/that haha !
Cancer- (silently lies down and waits to be cuddled)
Leo- You just can't resist me can you..
Virgo- I'm not sure if this positon enabled me to function most efficiently. But at least you seem pleased so that's okay.
Libra- You are beautiful..
Scorpio- Err, I'm still horny ?
Sagittarius- Wow we both have worked up a sweat haven't we ! This is so healthy..
Capricorn- I can do this 3.5 more times if you want.
Aquarius- I think I'll dye my hair.. blue..
Pisces- Omg, did you feel that ? I think we just became one, spiritually..

posted June 17, 2008 04:33 AM            

Aries - "Fancy a quckie during the adverts"?

Taurus - "Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz"!

Gemini - "That was great. Now lets go again as my alter-ego wants some"!

Cancer - "Sorry hunni - I won't touch your thing 'till I'm wearing that ring"!!!

Leo - "Let's video this and see what we look like on tape. Well, what I look like on tape....".

Virgo - *Silently grabs the baby-wipes that we're thoughtfully laid down next to the bed before the act took place.*

Libra - "That was amazing! Wasn't it? Did you like it? Did I last long enough? It's 100% Egyptian cotton actually"!

Scorpio - "You will obey your mistress"! *THWACK!!!* Other poor sod - "YOUCH"!!!!!

Sagittarius - "Ah well - when the river runs red, take the dirt track, I say"!!!!!

Capricorn - "You'll have to finish yourself off - I'm late for work".

Aquarius - *Turns off webcam with a satisfied smile.*

posted June 22, 2008 11:31 PM              

This is such a fun thread.

And could somebody please explain to me what the Pisces' "I like candy" meant?

posted June 23, 2008 12:54 AM            

LOL

not sure though

posted June 23, 2008 10:59 PM              

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I think it meant.. as a Pisces you'd drift off.. and think about something completely different and say something random like "I like candy"

LOL

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