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peta
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posted April 29, 2005 06:55 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

Aries: "Okay, let's do it again!"

Taurus: "I'm hungry--pass the pizza."

Gemini: "Have you seen the remote?"

Cancer: "When are we getting married?"

Leo: "Wasn't I fantastic?"

Virgo: "I need to wash the sheets."

Libra: "I liked it if you liked it."

Scorpio: "Perhaps I should untie you."

Sagittarius: "Don't call me--I'll call you."

Capricorn: "Do you have a business card?"

Aquarius: "Now let's try it with our clothes off!"

Pisces: "What did you say your name was again?"

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peta
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posted April 29, 2005 07:18 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
the Leo one so cracked me up!

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sthenri
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posted April 29, 2005 07:22 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Aries-Let's do it with someone else,
Taurus-Let's eat and do it again
Gemini-Thanks, I'll meet you at the movie
Cancer-Let's tell my family,
Leo-When are you moving in?
Virgo-Now it's your turn to do the laundry
Libra-I'll do the laundry, after I sleep
Scorpio-Fix dinner, while I sleep
Sag-I have to call someone
Capricorn-Is this a long term relationship?
Aquarius-Will you be here when I get back?
Pisces-Let's do it again, really slowly, and sleep

Natasha
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Marlene
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posted April 29, 2005 07:49 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Aries:Who are you?
Taurus:Like football?
Gemini:A threesome would be a great idea
Cancer:We will always be together
Leo:Let's place a mirror over there,i wanna know what i look like
Virgo:Shall we fix all this mess?
Libra:Music would do the deal though
Scorpio:F*** me.Now
Sagittarius:I'll call you
Capricorn:Let's keep it secret
Aquarius:Who are you? (no.2)
Pisces:It was so sweet.. <333

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Tranquil Poet
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posted April 29, 2005 08:04 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Aries: "Don't you dare talk back to me!"

Taurus: "If you cheat on me I'll kill you!"

Gemini: "I'm sorry am I talking to much?"

Cancer: "I'll be back. I gotta call my mother"

Leo: "Hmmm I wonder if she thinks I'm handsome"

Virgo: "Time for a nap"

Libra: "I'm gonna call my other girlfriend, I'll be back. By the way I love you"

Scorpio: "Will you marry me even if I cheat on you every day?"

Sagittarius: "I'm sorry but I don't love you"

Capricorn: "I can't wait to wake up and go to work"

Aquarius: "I'll call you later"

Pisces: "Do u still plan on calling me later?"

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posted April 29, 2005 08:10 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Aries: I am the best, aren't I
Taurus: Snot! ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Gemini: Wasn't a threesome a great idea
Cancer: Are you sure you love me??
Leo: I am wonderful! You lucky girl
Virgo: I need to take a shower
Libra: I should call my wife
Scorpio: We are just getting started
Sagittarius: That was really funny! I mean Fun
Capricorn: I won't tell if you don't tell
Aquarius: Haven't we met somewhere, before?
Pisces: I knew it was going to be great!!

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Heart--Shaped Cross
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posted April 29, 2005 09:31 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Heart--Shaped Cross     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Aries - Again! Again!


Taurus - (Content Silence)


Gem - Now what?


Cancer - Tell me you love me.


Leo - Who told you to stop?


Virgo - Are you gonna clean this up, or do I have to?


Libra - ((Still trying to decide which position to do it in.))


Scorpio - Told ya so.


Capricorn - I needed that.


Aquarius - Do I know you?


Pisces - Did I?

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Tranquil Poet
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posted April 29, 2005 10:27 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I'm a gemini and would never have a threesome. Yuck!

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whiterabbit
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posted April 29, 2005 10:34 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for whiterabbit     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
what's with the Aquarian comments? lol..
Come on people, we're not THAT out of it...


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marcia
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posted April 29, 2005 10:40 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Wow,
You guys are scaring me away from Cancers posting this stuff

The Leo was right on

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Lecky
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posted April 29, 2005 10:42 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Random Thoughts after sex by sign

Aries - that's it???

Taurus - zzzzZZZz

Gem - Let's watch porn!

Cancer - I bet he's hungry, I should make him a sandwich.

Leo - oh yeah...he's officially pu***-whipped

Virgo - Ugh, get off my hair!

Libra - I made the right decision...no, I should have waited longer, wait...nevermind.

Scorpio - that was intense, our souls merging as one, IF HE EVER CHEATS ON ME HE'LL WISH HE WAS NEVER BORN!

Sag - that was fun! Next time we should do it somewhere exciting... like church!

Capricorn - Jeez would you shutup already, I should have been asleep 5 mins ago!

Aquarius - Am I real? What is real? Does time exist? What's his name again?

Pisces - I like candy

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histrionix
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posted April 30, 2005 12:15 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
LECKY - RIGHT ON! Hehe.

Ok from my experience about some of the signs(not that I've bedded the 12 signs, but from what I know and hear):

Aries - I saw, I conquered, I came.

Gemini - Let's do stuff. Let's watch a movie. **** , there's bills I haven't paid. Why does humanity suffer so much? I want to teach martial arts to kids. **** I haven't done laundry. Ok get off of me! - I gotta get going.

Cancer - God baby, that was great. Thanks so much. Come here, let me squash the **** out of you.

Leo - Aren't you forgetting something?*wiggles ass in the air*

Libra - I'd like to give you some more pleasure now, if that's ok with you. May I? Mmm...You're too kind.

Scorpio - *bed creaking*

Sagittarius - I want you to **** the living **** out of my ass now. (No doubt horsey half talking).

;P
Rock on, lovers!

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peta
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posted April 30, 2005 12:36 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
:O histrionix !!


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posted April 30, 2005 12:39 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Haha Hist...

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Ok from my experience about some of the signs(not that I've bedded the 12 signs, but from what I know and hear):

Just wanted to make it clear that I haven't either! LOL

Yours was funny, I liked Gemini/scorpio!

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peta
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posted April 30, 2005 01:11 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
this is my best thread ever! keep it bumped for the members who are presently *sleeping* hehehe

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Tranquil Poet
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posted April 30, 2005 02:00 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Gemini - Let's do stuff. Let's watch a movie. **** , there's bills I haven't paid. Why does humanity suffer so much? I want to teach martial arts to kids. **** I haven't done laundry. Ok get off of me! - I gotta get going.

ROFL this is so me right here.

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peta
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posted April 30, 2005 03:34 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
sh*t....i hope im not as cold in the sack as it appears!! (cappy girl) *eek*

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Marlene
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posted April 30, 2005 05:30 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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Leo - Aren't you forgetting something?*wiggles ass in the air*



quote:
Scorpio - *bed creaking*

OMG!!!These two cracked me up!!!

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monad
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posted April 30, 2005 06:15 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for monad     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Cancer~ Did you C**?

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maya-v
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posted April 30, 2005 07:15 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
My chart ruler is Mercury, plus I have that horrible Jup in Merc, so yes, I relate the most to the latest Gemini one!

You guys are a hoot!

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Happy Dragon
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posted April 30, 2005 07:37 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Sthenri
.. cheers for correction on ferdinand ..

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neptune's mermaid
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posted April 30, 2005 10:41 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Too funny you guys but my favourites are
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Pisces: "What did you say your name was again?"

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Pisces - I like candy

You girls hit the nail on the head.

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DayDreamer
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posted April 30, 2005 12:10 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

The Aquarian sayings are all so similar. There is no way you can GENERALIZE an Aquarian. They must be the most misunderstood sign in the zodiac.

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Marlene
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posted April 30, 2005 12:53 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
My ex-husband (Aquarius) was this way... O.o

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whalewasp78
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posted April 30, 2005 01:06 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
As a Pisces, I pop in Moody Blues or Nirvana, light a cigarette, and relax. I've given all I can give!

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