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Topic: After Sex Comments by Sun Sign:
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peta unregistered
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posted April 29, 2005 06:55 PM
Aries: "Okay, let's do it again!" Taurus: "I'm hungry--pass the pizza." Gemini: "Have you seen the remote?" Cancer: "When are we getting married?" Leo: "Wasn't I fantastic?" Virgo: "I need to wash the sheets." Libra: "I liked it if you liked it." Scorpio: "Perhaps I should untie you." Sagittarius: "Don't call me--I'll call you." Capricorn: "Do you have a business card?" Aquarius: "Now let's try it with our clothes off!" Pisces: "What did you say your name was again?"
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posted April 29, 2005 07:18 PM
the Leo one so cracked me up!------------------ -love and light -peta as above*so below IP: Logged |
sthenri unregistered
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posted April 29, 2005 07:22 PM
Aries-Let's do it with someone else, Taurus-Let's eat and do it again Gemini-Thanks, I'll meet you at the movie Cancer-Let's tell my family, Leo-When are you moving in? Virgo-Now it's your turn to do the laundry Libra-I'll do the laundry, after I sleep Scorpio-Fix dinner, while I sleep Sag-I have to call someone Capricorn-Is this a long term relationship? Aquarius-Will you be here when I get back? Pisces-Let's do it again, really slowly, and sleepNatasha Taurus
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Marlene unregistered
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posted April 29, 2005 07:49 PM
Aries:Who are you? Taurus:Like football? Gemini:A threesome would be a great idea Cancer:We will always be together Leo:Let's place a mirror over there,i wanna know what i look like Virgo:Shall we fix all this mess? Libra:Music would do the deal though Scorpio:F*** me.Now Sagittarius:I'll call you Capricorn:Let's keep it secret Aquarius:Who are you? (no.2) Pisces:It was so sweet.. <333IP: Logged |
Tranquil Poet unregistered
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posted April 29, 2005 08:04 PM
Aries: "Don't you dare talk back to me!"Taurus: "If you cheat on me I'll kill you!" Gemini: "I'm sorry am I talking to much?" Cancer: "I'll be back. I gotta call my mother" Leo: "Hmmm I wonder if she thinks I'm handsome" Virgo: "Time for a nap" Libra: "I'm gonna call my other girlfriend, I'll be back. By the way I love you" Scorpio: "Will you marry me even if I cheat on you every day?" Sagittarius: "I'm sorry but I don't love you" Capricorn: "I can't wait to wake up and go to work" Aquarius: "I'll call you later" Pisces: "Do u still plan on calling me later?"
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Bluemoon unregistered
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posted April 29, 2005 08:10 PM
Aries: I am the best, aren't I Taurus: Snot! ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ Gemini: Wasn't a threesome a great idea Cancer: Are you sure you love me?? Leo: I am wonderful! You lucky girl Virgo: I need to take a shower Libra: I should call my wife Scorpio: We are just getting started Sagittarius: That was really funny! I mean Fun Capricorn: I won't tell if you don't tell Aquarius: Haven't we met somewhere, before? Pisces: I knew it was going to be great!!IP: Logged |
Heart--Shaped Cross Newflake Posts: 0 From: Registered: Nov 2010
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posted April 29, 2005 09:31 PM
Aries - Again! Again! Taurus - (Content Silence)
Gem - Now what?
Cancer - Tell me you love me.
Leo - Who told you to stop?
Virgo - Are you gonna clean this up, or do I have to?
Libra - ((Still trying to decide which position to do it in.))
Scorpio - Told ya so.
Capricorn - I needed that.
Aquarius - Do I know you?
Pisces - Did I?
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Tranquil Poet unregistered
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posted April 29, 2005 10:27 PM
I'm a gemini and would never have a threesome. Yuck!IP: Logged |
whiterabbit Newflake Posts: 0 From: Registered: Sep 2009
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posted April 29, 2005 10:34 PM
what's with the Aquarian comments? lol.. Come on people, we're not THAT out of it...
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marcia unregistered
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posted April 29, 2005 10:40 PM
Wow, You guys are scaring me away from Cancers posting this stuff The Leo was right on IP: Logged |
Lecky unregistered
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posted April 29, 2005 10:42 PM
Random Thoughts after sex by signAries - that's it??? Taurus - zzzzZZZz Gem - Let's watch porn! Cancer - I bet he's hungry, I should make him a sandwich. Leo - oh yeah...he's officially pu***-whipped Virgo - Ugh, get off my hair! Libra - I made the right decision...no, I should have waited longer, wait...nevermind. Scorpio - that was intense, our souls merging as one, IF HE EVER CHEATS ON ME HE'LL WISH HE WAS NEVER BORN! Sag - that was fun! Next time we should do it somewhere exciting... like church! Capricorn - Jeez would you shutup already, I should have been asleep 5 mins ago! Aquarius - Am I real? What is real? Does time exist? What's his name again? Pisces - I like candy IP: Logged |
histrionix unregistered
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posted April 30, 2005 12:15 AM
LECKY - RIGHT ON! Hehe. Ok from my experience about some of the signs(not that I've bedded the 12 signs, but from what I know and hear): Aries - I saw, I conquered, I came. Gemini - Let's do stuff. Let's watch a movie. **** , there's bills I haven't paid. Why does humanity suffer so much? I want to teach martial arts to kids. **** I haven't done laundry. Ok get off of me! - I gotta get going. Cancer - God baby, that was great. Thanks so much. Come here, let me squash the **** out of you. Leo - Aren't you forgetting something?*wiggles ass in the air* Libra - I'd like to give you some more pleasure now, if that's ok with you. May I? Mmm...You're too kind. Scorpio - *bed creaking* Sagittarius - I want you to **** the living **** out of my ass now. (No doubt horsey half talking). ;P Rock on, lovers! IP: Logged |
peta unregistered
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posted April 30, 2005 12:36 AM
:O histrionix !! ------------------ -love and light -peta
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Lecky unregistered
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posted April 30, 2005 12:39 AM
Haha Hist... quote: Ok from my experience about some of the signs(not that I've bedded the 12 signs, but from what I know and hear):
Just wanted to make it clear that I haven't either! LOL Yours was funny, I liked Gemini/scorpio! IP: Logged |
peta unregistered
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posted April 30, 2005 01:11 AM
this is my best thread ever! keep it bumped for the members who are presently *sleeping* hehehe ------------------ -love and light -peta as above*so below IP: Logged |
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posted April 30, 2005 02:00 AM
Gemini - Let's do stuff. Let's watch a movie. **** , there's bills I haven't paid. Why does humanity suffer so much? I want to teach martial arts to kids. **** I haven't done laundry. Ok get off of me! - I gotta get going. ROFL this is so me right here. IP: Logged |
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posted April 30, 2005 03:34 AM
sh*t....i hope im not as cold in the sack as it appears!! (cappy girl) *eek*------------------ -love and light -peta as above*so below IP: Logged |
Marlene unregistered
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posted April 30, 2005 05:30 AM
quote: Leo - Aren't you forgetting something?*wiggles ass in the air*
quote: Scorpio - *bed creaking*
OMG!!!These two cracked me up!!! IP: Logged |
monad Newflake Posts: 0 From: Hastings Hawkes Bay New Zealand Registered: Aug 2009
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posted April 30, 2005 06:15 AM
Cancer~ Did you C**?IP: Logged |
maya-v unregistered
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posted April 30, 2005 07:15 AM
My chart ruler is Mercury, plus I have that horrible Jup in Merc, so yes, I relate the most to the latest Gemini one!You guys are a hoot! IP: Logged |
Happy Dragon unregistered
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posted April 30, 2005 07:37 AM
Sthenri .. cheers for correction on ferdinand ..IP: Logged |
neptune's mermaid unregistered
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posted April 30, 2005 10:41 AM
Too funny you guys but my favourites are quote: Pisces: "What did you say your name was again?"
quote: Pisces - I like candy
You girls hit the nail on the head. IP: Logged |
DayDreamer unregistered
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posted April 30, 2005 12:10 PM
The Aquarian sayings are all so similar. There is no way you can GENERALIZE an Aquarian. They must be the most misunderstood sign in the zodiac. IP: Logged |
Marlene unregistered
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posted April 30, 2005 12:53 PM
My ex-husband (Aquarius) was this way... O.oIP: Logged |
whalewasp78 unregistered
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posted April 30, 2005 01:06 PM
As a Pisces, I pop in Moody Blues or Nirvana, light a cigarette, and relax. I've given all I can give!IP: Logged |