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Topic: Astrology and penis size??!! prrrrrr!!
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AcousticGod
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From: Pleasanton, CA
Registered: Apr 2009
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posted December 21, 2006 11:52 PM
  
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My Saturn is in Cappy...meh.
With Saturn in Capricorn it's possible that it's double Saturnian constriction. IP: Logged |
Amelia
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posted December 22, 2006 12:00 AM
Maybe so, AG. I mean even my family finds it peculiar... I have more of an 'athletic' build I guess. Maybe saturn really is more about 'structure'. hmmm...------------------
'Virgo Ascendant, Libra Moon, Aries Sun' "Believe nothing, no matter where you read it, or who said it, no matter if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense". - Buddha IP: Logged |
mars446
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posted December 22, 2006 12:42 AM
Guess u guys drifted a lot from the main topic........hilarious stuff b4 the holidays.Wish I could put some input here.....buuut got no experience in that dept what so ever (and yes, I'm 21). Keep 'em coming, I'd like to learn from the experienced ones  IP: Logged |
future_uncertain
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posted December 22, 2006 04:33 PM
Well, helloooooooooooooo, ladies and gents! I'm always a little late to the party... darn!Pid, you said: "Sagittarian women hate small penises. We hate long skinny members and prefer girth and adequate length." I couldn't agree more. It's totally a girth issue. I see no point to too much length. Heehee... I'm getting giddy just thinking about this. I love this "Celebration of Penises." When does the parade start?  IP: Logged |
AcousticGod
Knowflake Posts: 7133
From: Pleasanton, CA
Registered: Apr 2009
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posted December 22, 2006 04:37 PM
Welcome to the Christmas Penis Party!  IP: Logged |
future_uncertain
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posted December 22, 2006 04:41 PM
But ya know... (d@mn it, Libra moon... shut up!)I feel a little bad for the guys who feel they don't measure up. For one thing, if we're going "*** for tat," then I don't necessarily deserve all that I'm asking for. (I've got a little too much A to go with my T, in typical Sag fashion.) Also, if a girl doesn't measure up on top, we can *fix* that, but a guy is kind of stuck. Hmmm... This Champion of the Underdog feels that somehow, she must rectify the situation... IP: Logged |
future_uncertain
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posted December 22, 2006 04:43 PM
Hmmmm... I've been T!t blocked...Hello, AG! Are you working on your float? IP: Logged |
ineedlove
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posted December 22, 2006 04:56 PM
[Quote: MysticalDream]
"Now that's a funny thought.......Jupiter conjunct Mars...very large........... Saturn conjunct Mars .......very small! LOL
I'm sure that isn't true.......is it?"
But what if they have mars, jupiter, and saturn conjunct?
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AcousticGod
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From: Pleasanton, CA
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posted December 22, 2006 04:58 PM
You should check it out and get back to us. Tell him you're conducting a study. IP: Logged |
Happy Dragon
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posted December 22, 2006 05:04 PM
google'zz ....there is astrology in here .. somewhere .. probably just the word .. http://www.mamievandoren.com/bedtime.html absoulutely no astrology whatsoever  http://bostonphoenix.com/archive/features/00/01/20/PENIS_ENLARGEMENT.html ------------------
various LL thread links and mp3 files at .. www.happydragon.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/jkbx/audiofls.html IP: Logged |
pidaua
Knowflake Posts: 67
From: Back in AZ with Bear the Leo
Registered: Apr 2009
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posted December 22, 2006 05:06 PM
Nah... I'll let the ugly girls take the men with small penises..LMAO.. just kidding.... I have **** and a$$- so I'm pretty much equal. Bear has a nice... well- I am sure he could be featured in the Celebration of Penises....
I feel an "Ode to a Penis" coming on...
Nah.... I don't want to see this thread get locked.. I like to see it keep coming up- that makes me so happy I feel a release of... tension already 
Oh.... and I never dated dudes with tiny mouths or skinny lips. Having the typical Saggie mouth and lips I would be afraid of swallowing the poor guys head... or maybe that is a good thing?
LMAO... Oh is it time to leave yet? IP: Logged |
Happy Dragon
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posted December 22, 2006 05:10 PM
AG
***Tell him you're conducting a study.*** :-)))))) u rrrr funny !!
.. be good time of year for an in-depth study ..  IP: Logged |
libraschoice7
Knowflake Posts: 174
From: the city so nice they named it twice!
Registered: Apr 2009
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posted December 22, 2006 05:12 PM
Pidaua mabe you should make a special penis blog  ------------------
Sun in Libra
Moon in Cancer
Jupiter in Cancer
Venus in Virgo
Mars in Cancer
Ascendant in Cancer I "FEEL" therefor I am IP: Logged |
libraschoice7
Knowflake Posts: 174
From: the city so nice they named it twice!
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posted December 22, 2006 05:22 PM
Like that one guy that likes me at my work, I can't picture kissing him, his lips are kinda thin and his face is on the small side(I don't want to think whats down below, I don't want to be disappointed). He'd make me feel like I had a pumpkin face!------------------
Sun in Libra
Moon in Cancer
Jupiter in Cancer
Venus in Virgo
Mars in Cancer
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pidaua
Knowflake Posts: 67
From: Back in AZ with Bear the Leo
Registered: Apr 2009
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posted December 22, 2006 05:39 PM
Well Libra.... nothing is worse than feeling like a pumpkin face. Lord knows I have a big noggin (it helps to keep in all my wonderful brain cells). My husband also has a considerable melon as well - so we match up perfectly LMAO.... Pumpkin heads of the world must stick together- so we can have wee pumpkin headed babies. LOL..
My husbands lips are fuller than mine. Best of all when he smiles they are both still fat- my upper one kind of thins out- maybe because my damn mouth is so big- to accomodate my filet of sole (hee hee)
What should the blog be called? Thick, long and strong- my daily thoughts on Mr. Penis? LMAO... omg.... IP: Logged |
aqua inferno
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posted December 22, 2006 06:25 PM
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How would you feel if your Twin Flame was "small". Would he still be your Twin Flame? How long would you realistically be able to continue with the relationship if it was a problem, and how would you feel about that afterwards?
As much as I would love to be this deep emotional soul, I can’t lie. It would be a problem. I would see it as the universe playing a practical joke on me, or God love to see me suffer. Anyway, I guess I would stay, slightly unhappy/disappointed, but I would stay. Reason being how many people find true love. One can’t be picky, no matter where one’s moon is  But then, I’m one of those girls who believes a guy is the best accessory. And I like to brag about my accessories.
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One of my sister in law's best mates has vast experience and she maintains it was the guy with the smallest aset that was the best lover,
Well the boy’s gotta make up for it
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I am seriously dead from laughing 
btw I had that book. Don’t know where it’s gone tho.IP: Logged |
Amelia
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posted December 22, 2006 06:28 PM
ahaha, I mean...this is a 'great' thread. Does anyone else have any examples??? lol, I mean natal chart examples...to 'dissect' the chart and compare the similar aspects made.for we must conduct research, heh. ------------------
'Virgo Ascendant, Libra Moon, Aries Sun' "Believe nothing, no matter where you read it, or who said it, no matter if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense". - Buddha IP: Logged |
future_uncertain
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posted December 22, 2006 10:07 PM
OMG... did it sound like I was implying that my honey was... substandard?Nononononononnnnnnooooo... LOL No. After a reasonable amount of research in the field, I feel I am qualified to say that he is of the most fine quality and I will happily be marrying him and spending the rest of my life with his... qualifications. On with things... IP: Logged |
future_uncertain
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posted December 23, 2006 10:41 AM
For real, now... did I kill another thread? I swear this is my function here at LL.  IP: Logged |
libraschoice7
Knowflake Posts: 174
From: the city so nice they named it twice!
Registered: Apr 2009
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posted December 23, 2006 11:38 AM
This thread has really kept me laughing for two days... everyone at my work thinks I am weird enough as it is and then I am walking around laughing about stuff that has been said on this thread...we need more like this!!!  ------------------
Sun in Libra
Moon in Cancer
Jupiter in Cancer
Venus in Virgo
Mars in Cancer
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Green Fairy
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posted December 26, 2006 01:59 PM
Can we get back to the astrological stuff please?Thanks IP: Logged |
Azalaksh
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From: New Brighton, MN, USA
Registered: Apr 2009
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posted December 26, 2006 02:27 PM
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Nah... I'll let the ugly girls take the men with small penises..LMAO.. just kidding....
Just kidding, Pid?? Even in "fun" the crack that women who aren't beautiful don't deserve sexual satisfaction, and that men with lesser endowment don't deserve physically beautiful girls, doesn't sound very "funny" to me.....IP: Logged |
libraschoice7
Knowflake Posts: 174
From: the city so nice they named it twice!
Registered: Apr 2009
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posted December 26, 2006 02:33 PM
Everybody deserves to have sexual pleasure!!!!  No Green Fairy we want to talk about penises instead!!! ------------------
Sun in Libra
Moon in Cancer
Jupiter in Cancer
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future_uncertain
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posted December 26, 2006 03:55 PM
My man is a Virgo with Scorpio rising and and Aries moon. Now I'm all legit. IP: Logged |
pixelpixie
Knowflake Posts: 474
From: ON Canada
Registered: Apr 2009
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posted December 26, 2006 08:06 PM
Oh Hello!
I just wanted to be a part of this thread.
If I'd known about it, I would've come a lot sooner.It's like, at least two of my favourite subjects! And one of them is astrology. IP: Logged |
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