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jason from oz unregistered	posted December 19, 2006 08:57 PM Lets have a slightly naughty pre chrissie post!! Any observations???!! IP: Logged
ciao unregistered	posted December 19, 2006 09:39 PM lol at this topic...anyway, i hear taurus and sag men are well endowed IP: Logged
23 Knowflake Posts: 250 From: The Strand Registered: Apr 2009	posted December 19, 2006 09:50 PM well male genitalia is ruled by scorpio. Genitalia in general is ruled by sco but if you look closely at virgo's sign and sco's sign, they are female and male genitalia respectively. So I mars/pluto would determine something about male genitalia, I'd say mars in particular. Maybe if its trining jupiter or conjunct it (or any aspect to it really), it would make it bigger esp if mars is in aries/sco. Otherwise for tau, well they are bulls and they're known for their big dingdongs, maybe its on that theory IP: Logged
shirty unregistered	posted December 19, 2006 10:16 PM this is hilarious... Aries maybe..? IP: Logged
Ausra unregistered	posted December 19, 2006 10:25 PM You know I looked at the title for this thread, and my first reaction was "That is sooo Aussie" I laughed when I saw Jason from Oz. Well from one Aussie to another - Aussie Aussie Aussie Oi Oi Oi. Okay back to serious topic lol I would look at Pluto and Mars but I'm not that sure about sign placement. Hey maybe Jupiter???!!! IP: Logged
mysticaldream unregistered	posted December 19, 2006 10:37 PM Now that's a funny thought.......Jupiter conjunct Mars...very large........... Saturn conjunct Mars .......very small! LOL I'm sure that isn't true.......is it? IP: Logged
teaologist unregistered	posted December 19, 2006 11:23 PM . IP: Logged
Ika unregistered	posted December 19, 2006 11:23 PM Ohhh, YUM! I mean, what? IP: Logged
eatbooks unregistered	posted December 19, 2006 11:25 PM mars/jupiter makes sense. what a naughty topic.... ------------------ your pain is my pain, is that love? IP: Logged
Ika unregistered	posted December 19, 2006 11:29 PM Woo hoo!!! So I checked my crushes horoscope to see if he had any Mars/Jupiter aspects ( oh, c'mon I'm sure you ALL did it) and he has Mars Trine Jupiter. Does this even have any validity whatsoever?! IP: Logged
teaologist unregistered	posted December 19, 2006 11:33 PM What about Mars/Uranus conjunction? Hard to control? Unpredictable? ...or just plain detached... IP: Logged
virgotaurustaurus unregistered	posted December 20, 2006 12:12 AM Hahahha regarding the generational planets or at least very slow moving like Jupiter, and I see we're looking at Mars which does move quicker, but that'd still make it so a whole group of men born around a certain time of year within a few years to have big penises, right? Hahah! IP: Logged
Amelia unregistered	posted December 20, 2006 12:18 AM "...Saturn conjunct Mars .......very small! LOL I'm sure that isn't true.......is it?" - mysticaldream Oh my, ahahaha. Call me a little 'cruel' but the last guy who ummm let's just say we ended up not getting along so well (he seriously thought he was Brad Pitt to woman) had this aspect...LOL. So, personally I'm hoping that this is true (only for his case though...) ------------------ 'Virgo Ascendant, Libra Moon, Aries Sun' "Believe nothing, no matter where you read it, or who said it, no matter if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense". - Buddha IP: Logged
Leopricorn unregistered	posted December 20, 2006 12:46 AM IP: Logged
23 Knowflake Posts: 250 From: The Strand Registered: Apr 2009	posted December 20, 2006 12:51 AM What about unaspected or a singleton mars? They say that unaspected/singletons are something special about the person... Teaologist - erectile dysfunction or up at the wrong time? I'd say the squ/opp of mars and jup would make it real big, but the positive aspects, nicely big IP: Logged
AcousticGod Knowflake Posts: 7133 From: Pleasanton, CA Registered: Apr 2009	posted December 20, 2006 02:35 AM Hmmm... the one thing I wasn't going to bring up in the "physical traits of your sign" thread (one of only two traits that I seem to get comments on). I'm a Cap guy, and I'd guessed it was primarily earth suns with the occasional oddball other sign thrown in. Looking at what people are saying here, though, I do have Mars in Scorp (only fixed sign, only water sign), and it's tied with Jupiter in Cap (in the 8th) as the least aspected. On a related subject, right now I'm giving best nipples (and generally boobs as well) to Aries women. Always wanted to have that thread, but never went there. IP: Logged
etheric distortion unregistered	posted December 20, 2006 02:58 AM Tommy Lee... Jupiter Parallel Uranus...(Magi Influenced post) IP: Logged
etheric distortion unregistered	posted December 20, 2006 03:04 AM I personally have mars sextile pluto, and have been deemed fairly unendowed... (My mars is also EXACTLY 135 degrees from my jupiter) I ALSO have a saturn, sun, mercury triple parallel aspect, which would seem to me to tend to the (ahem) "shrinkage" of male energies..(LOL) I'm goin with the Magi association of Uranus to "extreme largeness", and would nominate mars and uranus combined, to be astro indicators of big wangs....(in harmonius aspect though....) IP: Logged
karmafx unregistered	posted December 20, 2006 03:09 AM i've wondered about vag size and astrology? thoughts?!! IP: Logged
23 Knowflake Posts: 250 From: The Strand Registered: Apr 2009	posted December 20, 2006 03:13 AM maybe the houses would have an influence on size too. Something like the 1st or 8th house. Maybe even 5th IP: Logged
23 Knowflake Posts: 250 From: The Strand Registered: Apr 2009	posted December 20, 2006 03:15 AM well size of the muff isn't such a big deal. I think virgo would rule it and therefore mercury (but you'd really think venus wouldn't you). Again same principals, venus with a (negative)aspect to jupiter IP: Logged
karmafx unregistered	posted December 20, 2006 03:19 AM haha speak for yourself. (i'm a guy). so merc sq/opp jupiter = smaller/shorter muff? IP: Logged
23 Knowflake Posts: 250 From: The Strand Registered: Apr 2009	posted December 20, 2006 03:22 AM ... IP: Logged
karmafx unregistered	posted December 20, 2006 03:29 AM fair enough but are you saying mercury or venus rules the almighty love canal? (you mentioned both)? i thought venus might be breasts... IP: Logged
23 Knowflake Posts: 250 From: The Strand Registered: Apr 2009	posted December 20, 2006 03:40 AM well, I think virgo. The sign for virgo is actually the tunnel of love, while sco is the rod of love so to speak. However, since only women have it, you'd think it would be venus as it would compliment mars. Still ovaries etc are ruled by libra, so it might be it. I need to do some research. Breasts is definitely ruled by cancer IP: Logged

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