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posted October 06, 2008 06:44 AM         

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Hello Aussies!

Never ever tell an American you're "Going out for a fag".

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posted October 06, 2008 06:58 AM         

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that poor girl..!!!

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posted October 06, 2008 06:59 AM         

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Never ever tell an American you're "Going out for a fag".

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posted October 06, 2008 07:01 AM         

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And never call your son 'Randy'

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posted October 06, 2008 07:02 AM         

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ROFL - too funny guys!

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posted October 06, 2008 07:04 AM         

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And never call your son 'Randy'

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...or your daughter "Fanny". (Europeans need not apply).

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posted October 06, 2008 07:05 AM         

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Especially if your surname is Bottom (pronounced Bow-toom)

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posted October 06, 2008 07:09 AM         

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koi

What if your surname is Lice?

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posted October 06, 2008 07:09 AM         

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or Hair?

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posted October 06, 2008 07:10 AM         

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Or Crabs? (Drr, that doesn't make sense since it's American. I change my submission to Juice.)

lmao @ the American step-parent.

Never ever tell an American you're "Going out for a fag".

Yeah, those of us who accompany you thinking we're in for a good time will be disappointed when we realize it's just a cigarette. Not that this ever happened to me...

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posted October 06, 2008 07:13 AM         

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Is this thread about 7th house or 8th?

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posted October 06, 2008 07:17 AM         

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It progressed.

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posted October 06, 2008 07:19 AM         

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LOL jane - too quick - great wit.

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posted October 06, 2008 07:19 AM         

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"it progressed"

Jane man, you're so sharp. *crying*

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posted October 06, 2008 07:21 AM         

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Funny, as I typed it in my head I heard groans and "wonk wonk" music. You never know what will work.

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posted October 06, 2008 07:23 AM         

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jane

Most of the time I hear circus music in my head..........

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posted October 06, 2008 07:59 AM         

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Progressed you say? lol it took a lear jet more like it..

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posted October 06, 2008 08:02 AM         

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PA - I would love to hear your brain's soundtrack sometime. I think it would go perfectly with this Ralph Fiennes pic montage I'm working on.

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posted October 06, 2008 08:13 AM         

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jane

Excuse me - that would "Rafe" since we are on first name basis.

Maybe this helps you?

meta will be jealous, you know.

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posted October 06, 2008 08:13 AM         

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jane

You need to get into an airline hostess outfit to get in the mood.

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posted October 06, 2008 08:20 AM         

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PA...sweet cheeks, you know I love you but I think you might have a problem. It has come to my attention that you have a very large number of hot looking men posted here and it makes me wonder just exactly what you are doing on the internet?? I think it's time for an intervention

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posted October 06, 2008 08:21 AM         

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oh spunky

Please! You haven't seen ANYTHING! Please, go to the Lindaland Central forum and take a look at the Zala 2 thread. An invitation. Trust me.

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posted October 06, 2008 08:23 AM         

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That picture is making me rethink some things.

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posted October 06, 2008 08:24 AM         

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lol...ok going now..should I cover my eyes?

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posted October 06, 2008 08:34 AM         

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I only liked him in Schinder's List, he was a psychopath. I think this says more about me than him. He was quite sexy in that but anything else, leaves me cold.

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