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Oxychick
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posted September 19, 2003 08:03 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I'll toast to that!

Hey Trillian, crack open the freezer...

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trillian
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posted September 19, 2003 08:28 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for trillian     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Figuratively, I've kissed a frog or two in my time...

...and, I have a cool but weird friend who always kisses frogs, literally, whenever she encounters one. Just in case.

OK, so do we want a serious drunk, a sexy drunk, or a fun drunk? One requires red wine, one is martinis, and one is margaritas. Someone choose!

I could use a good drunk. And I wouldn't mind a drink myself.

(jeez, that was a realllly bad attempt at humor!)

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jwhop
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posted September 19, 2003 10:22 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for jwhop     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Hey, you guys start the party without me?

OK, where's the frozen Vodka, it's martini time----double martini time

Did you invite your frog kissing friend? I brought along a few "Princes".

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Oxychick
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posted September 19, 2003 11:15 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
So it's a party? A martini sounds right up my alley. Of course, it will have to be a vodkatini so I don't slur after just one. (I hear princes like their ladies coherent..or not-I read an interesting article about Uday Hussein and some beauty pageant lady-the country escapes me right now-but I digress...) Olives anyone?

How do you know they're princes? What sort of verification system do you use? I'd hate to be disappointed again.

Trillian, I'm still laughing at your "putty tat" comment.

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posted September 20, 2003 12:34 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for jwhop     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Geez, thought I was going to have to party by myself. Just hate that since I'm not much of a conversationalist.

Can't say if a Prince would prefer you coherent. Guess that depends on the topic of conversation I do remember reading about one of the Hussein sons and a beauty pageant winner.

Hey, I'm not vouching for the "Princes" in waiting. You'll have to do your own sampling

So, are you ready for the lineup?


Yeah, I saw that "putty tat" comment. Hope trillian meant "puddy tat"

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Oxychick
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posted September 20, 2003 08:35 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Bring em on!

You? Not much of a conversationalist? I think you're doing just fine right now.

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juniperb
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posted September 20, 2003 10:30 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for juniperb     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I mentally kissed a real frog this summer A snake had him in his mouth & I had my Cancer extract him... all he had was a nick on his leg. He didn`t thank me either ... ok, so not the same.

Glad to see you in good spirits jwhop! Are them 'spirits' vodka or gin induced ... I`m voting for vodka to warm my blood up. It`s colder than H*** here.

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posted September 20, 2003 03:40 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for trillian     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Puddy tat...I guess that would be the correct spelling, Tweety Bird wasn't around to consult.

I dunno about Princes...not unless we ladies get to be Queens. And I mean that in a royal way. LOL

I think I'm in a red wine mood...have a bottle or two to crack open later tonight. Hope everyone has some great Sat. evening plans...

juniperb, you saved a frog. That's awesome. They're cool little creatures.

Party on! And jwhop, no way would I ever believe you're not a great converstationalist. Maybe a little acerbic...but I personally I like things spicy.

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posted September 20, 2003 04:12 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for jwhop     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Nice work juniperb. Of course all the snakes hate you now.

Ran out of olives so I never did get that Martini.

Yeah trillian, "puddy tat" is better---marginally. Enjoy your wine and have a nice weekend.

Bring them on!! OK, here's candidate # 1 who's basically a dream date.
http://members.tripod.com/~Frogina/Pictures/dreamdate.gif
Dream Date # 1

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posted September 20, 2003 06:34 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for juniperb     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Tripod? What`s he got, 3 legs

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Oxychick
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posted September 20, 2003 07:29 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

I'm cracking up here.

Sorry jwhop, I must have eaten all the olives.

Trillian, what a coinky dink, my friend and I have plans to drink wine followed by a night out on the town. Dammit, I haven't a thing to wear! (hmm. methinks jwhop will reply directly to that statement)

So who are these frogs? Do we get to bid like at an auction?

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posted September 20, 2003 07:36 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for jwhop     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Very funny juniperb. No, I'm not trying to set you up on a blind date with a milking stool.

The image was there, I swear. Wait and see if I ever hijack one of Tripod's images again.

OK I made a link out of it, just click it for your dream date.

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Oxychick
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posted September 20, 2003 07:42 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I'm sitting here trying to find a clean, tactful yet funny way to comment on that frog's amazing ability to catch that fly with his tongue.

I can't.


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posted September 20, 2003 08:15 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for jwhop     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
So, you ate all the olives Oxy, that's my favorite part of a martini Thought you liked the pickling solution.

Well, I'm positively fascinated with the idea you would bid on which frog to kiss. Let's start the bidding at $10

Think I'll stick around till you think of a way to tell us about that frogs amazing tongue.

Could be worse; at least with a frog around the house there would always be enough flies for your cupboards.

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posted September 20, 2003 08:40 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for juniperb     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Hey, all I got was the same ol milking stool from that link ..... Flies, tongue where?

In the good days, I`ve dated some no brighter than a milking stool. Sigh, but they were awesome eye candy

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posted September 20, 2003 08:58 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for jwhop     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Hmmm, after I read you comment, I clicked the link and saw the picture. Handsome devil and all dressed for a night on the town.

Boy toys?? I'm surprised at you juniperb. But I guess you weren't interested in them for their conversational abilities.

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Oxychick
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posted September 21, 2003 11:42 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

I think I might have $10 here...somewhere..

Juniperb, copy and paste the link.

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posted September 21, 2003 01:15 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for juniperb     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
http://members.tripod.com/~Frogina/Pictures/dreamdate.gif


Dream Date # 1 = the same ol milk stool Whatcha seeing there jwop that us Aquas arn`t? At least you`re consistant w/ our tripods.

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posted September 21, 2003 01:28 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for juniperb     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote





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Oxychick
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posted September 21, 2003 02:36 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

I can NOT stop laughing.

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posted September 22, 2003 12:56 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for jwhop     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

I can't stop laughing either That has to be one of the most unexpected and funny things I've seen in a long time.

Thanks for making me laugh after a day fighting with my computer. You guys sure Mercury has gone direct?----in Florida too?

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Oxychick
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posted September 22, 2003 06:11 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

Actually, I hear Merc. is only retro over Florida. Some strange, unexplained phenomenon.

So who won? You or the computer? (My money's on you Mr. Leo with Mars in Aries)

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posted September 22, 2003 11:05 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for jwhop     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Actually, I'm not so sure that Florida hasn't gone retro Anyone have a State Ephemeris?

Well, I think I put down the computer revolt. A little electroshock, a few kicks in the case and strapping it down for a full diagnostic test caused a change of attitude. That and shutting off it's scheduled Windows updates The little jerk just loves the Microsoft site.

I can live with the popup windows calling me an infidel and threatening a jihad Empty threats cause I can always pull the plug.

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posted September 22, 2003 11:21 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for trillian     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Awwww, sorry 'bout your 'puter troubles, jwhop. Drink more martinis and you won't care.

Otherwise, hope everyone had a groovy weekend. I drank an entire bottle of Shiraz on my own, in about 90 minutes. My date was drinking some imported French beer. He said it was awful.

Love all those little frogs...

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Oxychick
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posted September 22, 2003 11:41 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Trillian, my buddy and I drank a bottle of Shiraz as well. And then went out for more drinks...rolled in at around 4:30ish..or something like that. I had such a great time..a little hazy though, but I have pictures to prove I was alive and kicking. More importantly, how was your date?

jwhop, I'm impressed. You certainly showed Microsoft a thing or two.

juniperb, every time I see those frogs I break into hysterics.

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