posted December 19, 2004 01:29 PM              

and usatoday canned her when she submitted her first piece
they hired her to cover the democratic convention, and she opened her piece calling it the "Spawn of Satan convention"...lol oh yes, what an intellect...

http://www.drudgereport.com/dnc1.htm

"Liberals... adore the environment because they are snobs."-ann coulter

"The ethic of conservation is the explicit abnegation of man's dominion over the Earth. The lower species are here for our use. God said so: Go forth, be fruitful, multiply, and rape the planet--it's yours." -ann coulter

"The Earth's eco-system is not fragile."-rush limbaugh

"All the waste in a year from a nuclear power plant can be stored under a desk. "-ronald reagan
(i'm guessing bush sr. told him that...)
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All night the magicians did.
All night they walked circles round their magic fire,
making magic mumbling with their clucking tounges

"Oh,snow and rain are not enough!
Oh,we must make some brand new stuff!
So feed the fire with wet mouse hair,
Burn an onion.Burn a chair
Burn a whisker from your chin
And burn a long sour lizard skin.
Burn yellow twigs and burn red rust
And burn a stocking full of dust.
Make magic smoke,green,thick and hot!
(It sure smells dreadful, does it not?)
That means the smoke is now just right
So, quick! Before the day gets light,
Go, magic smoke! Go high! Go high!
Go rise into the kingdom's sky!
Go make the oobleck tumble down
On every street, in every town!
Go make the wondrous oobleck fall!
Oh, bring down oobleck on us all!"-Dr. Seuss's "Bartholomew and the Oobleck"

posted December 20, 2004 02:31 PM            

If you listened to her speak then you would understand, but it is obviously that none here that bash her has really taken the time.

Petron, I love how you keep using the Bush / 911 reaction time as proof that Bush is an idiot. You must be one of Michael Moores favorite fans. Let me ask you this- did you ever see Farenhype 911? They interviewed the teacher that held that class as well as many other's regarding Bush's reaction time.

Funny..I hate Moore, but I at least watched his movie with an open mind and followed it up with Farenhype 911 to get the other side. Did you do as much?

posted December 20, 2004 04:08 PM              

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OMG...wow...now I am totally convinced...Bush and Dr. Seuss are one in the same...I should be a demoncrat now..because they so eloquently showed me that they can draw comparisons between a friggin cartoon character / childrens book and the President of the United States.

Man..that is so intelligent...no wonder these nutbars look up to Michael Moore...-pidaua

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the footage of bush's non-reaction on 911 was out the same day i think, i'd never even heard of micheal moore then and it was already a joke...
i didnt hear about the saudi flights in any connection with micheal moore either
i also didnt need his movie(which i saw) to point out the long well documented history between bush(mostly daddy) and the saudi royal family...those were reasons i already despised bush sr. for....
i dont need micheal moore for a "source" nor do i need farenhype911(no i havnt seen that,ill watch it but like i said,i dont use farenheit 911 as a source anyway)
if i do mention moore here its just to get all you ditto heads in a tizzy

what i find hilarious is that if any1 here makes any point that micheal moore has ever touched on, they get accused here of being "radical leftist lying liberal leninist's"..... who hate America

but these same people LOVE ann coulter and actually reproduce her articles here, none of which i see any footnotes or sources on because ALL of it is just pure attempts at 'comedic' hyperbole......where every once-ler in a while the REAL ann coulter shows thru....

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Apologists claim that Bush didn't leave simply because he didn't want to interrupt and upset the children, but this falls apart for several reasons:

1) America is being attacked, thousands are dying, and Bush doesn't know if we're facing nuclear, biological, or chemical attacks, as well. Couldn't he just say, "Excuse me, kids, I need to take care of something. It's part of being President, y'understand. I'll be back as soon as I can."

2) At the moment Card told Bush about the second plane, the children weren't reading to Bush. They had finished reading words from an easel and were reaching under their chairs for a book when Card whispered to Bush. Another 30 seconds would elapse before they started reading again. This pause was a perfect time for Bush to politely excuse himself.

3) By staying, he not only endangered his own life, but the lives of all of those children. Wouldn't it be better to risk upsetting them than to risk letting them die in a terror attack?

4) Even if Bush was afraid of hurting the kiddies' feelings, what about the Secret Service? Have they been trained not to attempt to save the President's life if it might bother some schoolchildren?

5) What about Chief of Staff Andrew Card, White House Spokesperson Ari Fleischer, and other officials who were in that classroom? Didn't they feel that a 21st-century Pearl Harbor and a potential attack on the President himself were worth some sort of action?

6) Finally, and most damningly, this excuse doesn't explain why Bush continued to mill around the classroom for several minutes after the children had finished reading.

http://www.thememoryhole.org/911/bush-911.htm
http://www.cooperativeresearch.org/timeline/main/essayaninterestingday.html

posted December 20, 2004 05:30 PM            

My Christmas present to those on the left is the anti-jealousy gene...as it relates to the intellectually superior Ann Coulter.

Too bad there isn't someone on the left with a way with words and a clear thinking analytical mind like Coulter.

But hey, if the left had clear thinking analytical minds, they wouldn't be the left....anymore.

Picture this, the left brags about being the champion of minorities in America. And how do they show their compassion, caring and promotion of minorities? Hey, you guessed it, they attack minorities, minorities who have risen to the top and done so without the help and promotion of the left. Bad minorities.

The only good minority...to hear the left tell it.....are those who buy into the victimhood of the left. Otherwise, they turn their deeply held racism against minorities.

posted December 20, 2004 05:31 PM            

Still furious about the election, liberals are lashing out at blacks. First it was Condoleezza Rice. But calling a Ph.D. who advised a sitting president during war "Aunt Jemima" apparently hasn't satiated the Democrats' rage. Even the racist cartoons didn't help.

So this week, they've turned with a vengeance to Clarence Thomas. Only the Democrats would try to distract from their racist attacks on one black Republican by leveling racist attacks against a different black Republican. If Democrats don't nip this in the bud, soon former Klanner and Democratic Sen. Bob Byrd will be their spokesman.

In the past few weeks, there have been nasty insinuations all around about Condoleezza Rice's competence for the job.

Democratic consultant Bob Beckel – who demonstrated his own competence running Walter Mondale's campaign – said of Rice, "I don't think she's up to the job."

Joseph Cirincione, with the Carnegie Endowment for International Peace (so you know they don't have an agenda or anything), said Rice "doesn't bring much experience or knowledge of the world to this position." This was reassuring, inasmuch as that was also liberals' assessment of the current president before he took office and he, to put it mildly, has been doing rather well.

The Kansas City Star editorialized that Rice "has not demonstrated great competence in the last four years," which is to say, Dr. Rice failed to be sufficiently clairvoyant to predict the events of Sept. 11, 2001.

Columnist Bob Herbert sneered of Rice's nomination in the New York Times: "Competence has never been highly regarded by the fantasists of the George W. Bush administration." For example, these are the bumbling nitwits who conquered Afghanistan, the "graveyard of empires," and toppled Baghdad in less time than your average Jennifer Lopez marriage lasts. (Wait, I can't remember: Was it the Bush administration that hired Jayson Blair?)

So far, Dr. Rice has demonstrated her abundant competence only in academia, geopolitics, history, government, college administration, classical music and athletics. I eagerly await the Bob Herbert column in which he lists the subjects and pursuits he's mastered. If only Rice talked about her accessorizing like Clinton's Secretary of State Madeleine Albright, she might impress the sort of fellow who writes for the New York Times.

Liberals at least give white Republicans credit for being evil. Rumsfeld is a dangerous warmonger, Paul Wolfowitz is part of an international Jewish conspiracy, Dick Cheney is "Dr. No." But Dr. Rice? She's a dummy.

In fact, after spending the last four years telling us that President Bush was an empty suit, a vessel for neoconservative fantasies of perpetual war, liberals have now found someone who is Bush's puppet: the black chick.

It's all so eerily familiar.

The late Mary McGrory, a white liberal, called Scalia "a brilliant and compelling extremist" – as opposed to McGrory herself, a garden-variety extremist of average intelligence. But Thomas she dismissed as "Scalia's puppet," quoting another white liberal, Alvin J. Bronstein of the American Civil Liberties Union, to make the point. This is the kind of rhetoric liberals are reduced to when they just can't bring themselves to use the n-word.

Most recently – at least as we go to press – last Sunday Harry Reid, the Democratic leader in the Senate, had this to say about Justice Clarence Thomas: "I think that he has been an embarrassment to the Supreme Court. I think that his opinions are poorly written." You'd think Thomas' opinions were written in ebonics.

In the same interview, Reid called Justice Antonin Scalia "one smart guy." He said that although he disagreed with Scalia, his reasoning is "very hard to dispute." Scalia is "one smart guy"; Thomas is the janitor. If Democrats are all going to read from the same talking points, they might want to get someone other than David Duke to write them.

On the Sean Hannity radio show, Democratic pundit Pat Halpin defended Sen. Reid's laughable attack on Thomas by citing Bob Woodward's book "The Brethren," which – according to Halpin – vividly portrays Thomas as a nincompoop.

I return to my standing point that liberals don't read. Harry Reid clearly hasn't read any of the decisions Justice Thomas has written, and Pat Halpin clearly hasn't read "The Brethren."

"The Brethren" came out a decade before Thomas was even nominated to the Supreme Court. The only black Supreme Court justice discussed in "The Brethren" is Thurgood Marshall. That's one we haven't heard in a while: I just can't tell you guys apart.

How many black justices have there been on the Supreme Court again? Oh yes: two. It's one thing to confuse Potter Stewart with Lewis Powell. After all, there have been a lot of white guys on the court. But there have been only two black justices – and Democrats can't keep them straight. Two! That's like getting your mother and father confused. I can name every black guy on a current National Hockey League roster: Is it asking Democrats too much to remember the names of the only two black Supreme Court justices?

In "America (The Book)," by Jon Stewart and the writers of Comedy Central's "Daily Show," the section on the judiciary describes how to make a sock puppet of Clarence Thomas and then says, "Ta-da! You're Antonin Scalia!" On grounds of originality alone, Mr. Stewart, I want my money back.

But reviewing the book in the New York Times, Caryn James called the sock puppet joke one of the book's "gems of pointed political humor." Funny how the liberal punditocracy all parrot this same "sock puppet" line about Thomas year after year, almost as if they were sock pu-- oh, never mind.

posted December 20, 2004 08:17 PM              

"Does anyone know where the Best Men are? I hope they're not in the parking lot stealing our hubcaps." Bill O'Reilly Washington Post (4/15/03),

"We'd save lives because Mexican wetbacks, whatever you want to call them, the coyotes--they're not going to do what they're doing now, all right, so people aren't going to die in the desert."- Bill O'Reilly

"I've been to Africa three times. All right? You can't bring Western reasoning into the culture.- Bill O'Reilly http://www.fair.org/extra/0306/oreilly-racism.html

"What we have found in this country, and maybe we're more aware of it now, is one problem that we've had, even in the best of times, and that is the people who are sleeping on the grates, the homeless who are homeless, you might say, by choice."-Ronald Reagan

"One of the things I want to do before I die is conduct the homeless olympics...the 10-metre shopping cart relay, the dumpster dig, and the hop, skip, and trip." -Rush Limbaugh

"Take that bone out of your nose and call me back."-Rush Limbaugh
"Have you ever noticed how all composite pictures of wanted criminals resemble Jesse Jackson?"-Rush Limbaugh
"The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies." -Rush Limbaugh
" in response to a caller arguing that black people need to be heard, Limbaugh responded: "They are 12 percent of the population. Who the hell cares?" -Rush Limbaugh
http://www.fair.org/articles/limbaugh-color.html

"the sports media, being liberals just like liberal media is elsewhere, have a desire that black quarterbacks excel and do very well so that their claims that blacks are being denied opportunity can be validated." -Rush Limbaugh

"And of course there are the 39 million greedy geezers collecting Social Security."-ann coulter

"It would be a much better country if women did not vote"-ann coulter

"Being nice to people is, in fact, one of the incidental tenets of Christianity (as opposed to other religions whose tenets are more along the lines of 'kill everyone who doesn't smell bad and doesn't answer to the name Mohammed')". -ann coulter from her column

So I guess there are still a couple of blacks taking orders from the Democrats. Isn't there an expression for that? I think it begins with "Uncle" and ends with "Tom."-ann coulter

"Do you have blacks, too?"-President George Bush
(allegedly asked of Brazilian president Fernando Henrique Cardoso, ... a second-hand account published in the Brazilian newspaper Estado de Sao Paulo on 28 April 2002 authored by Fernando Pedreira, Brazil's ambassador to UNESCO)

I believe that people whose skins aren't necessarily -- are a different color than white can self-govern."-President George Bush

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"But , because they had stars,all the Star-Belly Sneetches
Would brag," We're the best kind of Sneetch on the beaches"
With their snoots in the air, they would sniff and they'd snort
"We'll have nothing to do with the Plain belly sort!"
And whenever they met some, when they were out walking,
They'd hike right on past them without even talking,

When the Star-Belly children went out to play ball,
Could a Plain Belly get in the game..? Not at all.
You only could play if your bellies had stars
And the Plain-Belly children had none upon thars."-Dr. Seuss the Sneetches

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"If we are going to start rewarding no skills and stupid people--I'm serious, let the unskilled jobs that take absolutely no knowledge whatsoever to do--let the stupid and unskilled Mexicans do that work." -Rush Limbaugh

******
Then, when every last cent
Of their money was spent,
The Fix-It-Up chappie packed up
And he went.

And he laughed as he drove
In his car up the beach,
"They never will learn.
No you cant teach a sneetch!"-Dr. Seuss the Sneetches

posted December 21, 2004 12:00 AM            

Leftists in the meantime, claim to be the saviors of minorities, compassionate, kind and protective while badmouthing any who get off the leftist reservation.

Here's some sterling examples of leftist racists.

Robert KKK Byrd.....Fox News Sunday
"There are white niggers. I've seen a lot of white niggers in my time.

Robert KKK Byrd, in a letter shortly after he supposedly resigned from the Klan.
The ex-Klansman vowed never to fight "with a Negro by my side. Rather I should die a thousand times, and see Old Glory trampled in the dirt never to rise again, than to see this beloved land of ours become degraded by race mongrels, a throwback to the blackest specimen from the wilds."

The ex-Klansman filibustered the landmark 1964 Civil Rights Act -- supported by a majority of those "mean-spirited" Republicans -- for more than 14 hours. He also opposed the nominations of the Supreme Court's two black justices, liberal Thurgood Marshall and conservative Clarence Thomas. In fact, the ex-Klansman had the gall to accuse Justice Thomas of "injecting racism" into the Senate hearings.

The Reverrrrrrrrrd Jesse Jackson
Jesse Jackson wrote an open letter to Saddam Hussein indicating that his opposition to the war has grown after Colin Powell’s presentation to the U.N. earlier in February. Jackson was a part of several large antiwar protests in recent months. That’s right – Jesse Jackson, the man who called New York City “Hymietown” and Jews “Hymies,” the adulterer minister, the lover of Palestine and hater of Israel.

Congresswoman Corrine Brown
Ms. Brown interrupted Noriega’s briefing with a harangue that Haiti is in trouble “because of all you white men...” Noriega, a Mexican-American, took offense at Brown’s inflammatory remarks, asking her, “Do I look white to you? Does [U.S. Representative Lincoln] Diaz-Boehlert [also a Mexican American] look white to you?”“

You all look alike to me,” hissed Congresswoman Brown.

I knew you couldn't rebut what Coulter said...because it's all on the record. I can always tell when Coulter scores a direct hit in a sensitive spot...in this case the racism of the left.

On the other hand some of what you attribute to Limbaugh is suspiciously unlike anything I've heard him say. Some of your loony leftist webmasters making things up again?

posted December 21, 2004 12:09 AM              

thanks petron!

posted December 21, 2004 01:11 AM              

she looks to me to be snorting back a hawker to spit in his face...
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Oh dear! Oh dear!
I cannot hear.
Will you please
Come over near?
Will you please look in my ear?
There must be something there, I fear.-Dr. Seuss "one fish two fish red fish blue fish"

posted December 21, 2004 01:19 AM              

the other day he described in detail how he tried to go to a dinner somewhere to meeet some1, but they didnt have valet parking(dang!) and he had to park on a lot with homeless indigents on it...he was of course accosted by two of these fellas on bicycles who "demanded" money from him and he fled in his car while cell phoning the guy to tell him why he couldnt go to dinner.....rush never explained why he thought this was an interesting story but it ate up a big chunk of his airtime i guess(i would've been embarrassed to admit the incident myself lol)

this whole thread is just 'comedic' silliness as far as i was concerned i think the tender spot is in those who seem so 'outraged' at these 'hyperboles'....obviously those on the right dont LOVE Dr. Seuss like i do

Dr. Seuss

posted December 21, 2004 01:59 AM              

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I'll bring back a Gusset,a Gherkin,a Gasket
And also a Gootch from the wilds of Nantasket.
And eight Persian Princes will carry the basket,
But what their names are,I don't know.So don't ask it.
---Dr. Seuss "If I ran the Zoo"

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i would imagine....8 hours later....oh yeah!!"General Musharraf!!!"
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"President Musharraf, he's still tight with us on the war against terror, and that's what I appreciate. He's a — he understands that we've got to keep Al Qaeda on the run, and that by keeping him on the run, it's more likely we will bring him to justice." —George W. Bush, Aug. 22, 2002

Q Mr. President, if this is a different kind of war it might require, perhaps, a different kind of coalition. Many people believe that for a real war on terrorism to work you'll need cooperation from governments that haven't necessarily done so in the past -- specifically, Pakistan and Afghanistan. Have you made any progress on that front, and do you have a message for those --
THE PRESIDENT: I would refer you to the statements that the Pakistani leader gave about his -- I don't have the exact words in front of me -- but his willingness to work with the United States. And I appreciate that statement and now we'll just find out what that means, won't we?
We will give the Pakistani government a chance to cooperate and to participate, as we hunt down those people who committed this unbelievable despicable act on America.

"Any time we've got any kind of inkling that somebody is thinking about doing something to an American and something to our homeland, you've just got to know we're moving on it, to protect the United Nations Constitution, and at the same time, we're protecting you." —George W. Bush, Oct. 31, 2002

"I was proud the other day when both Republicans and Democrats stood with me in the Rose Garden to announce their support for a clear statement of purpose: you disarm, or we will." —George W. Bush, speaking about Saddam Hussein, Oct. 5, 2002

Q Mr. President, do you believe that Saddam Hussein is a bigger threat to the United States than al Qaeda?
PRESIDENT BUSH: That's a -- that is an interesting question. I'm trying to think of something humorous to say. (Laughter.)
But I can't when I think about al Qaeda and Saddam Hussein. They're both risks, they're both dangerous.....The war on terror, you can't distinguish between al Qaeda and Saddam when you talk about the war on terror. And so it's a comparison that is -- I can't make because I can't distinguish between the two, because they're both equally as bad, and equally as evil, and equally as destructive."september 25 2002

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"Whether this one was that one
or that one was this one,
or which one was what one
or what one was who."-Dr. Seuss The Sneetches
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"It's important that we train Iraqi troops. There are nearly 100,000 troops trained. The Afghan national army is a part of the army. By the way -- it's the Afghan national army that went into Najaf and did the work there."-George W. Bush
(note;Najaf is in Iraq lol)

"We will stand up for terror.We will stand up for freedom." -George W. Bush Campaign speech in Marlton, New Jersey, October 18, 2004 [44]

We have sources that tell us that Saddam Hussein recently authorized Iraqi field commanders to use chemical weapons - the very weapons the dictator tells us he does not have.
- George W. Bush, radio address, Feb. 8, 2003

"I call upon all nations to do everything they can to stop these terrorist killers. Thank you. Now watch this drive."-- Bush Aug. 2002

We cannot start Mitchell, the Mitchell plan, until the cycle of violence has been crushed and broken.
-- Washington, D.C., June 20, 2001

"But all in all, it's been a fabulous year for Laura and me."-bush december 21 2001

"Iraqis are sick of foreign people coming in their country and trying to destabilize their country."- George W. Bush

THE PRESIDENT: Ron, I don't know where he is. I haven't heard much from him recently. And -- which means he could be in a cave that doesn't have an opening to it anymore, or could be in a cave where he can get out, or may have tried to slither out into neighboring Pakistan. We don't know. But I will tell you this: We're going to find him.

"To win the war on terror, we must hunt a scattered and resourceful enemy in dark corners around the world."-George W. Bush

"These people don't have tanks. They don't have ships. They hide in caves. They send suiciders out." —George W. Bush, Nov. 1, 2002

"There's no cave deep enough for America, or dark enough to hide." —George W. Bush, Oklahoma City, Aug. 29, 2002

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I'll catch'em in caves and I'll catch'em in brooks,
I'll catch'em in crannies,I'll catch'em in nooks,
That you dont read about in geography books.

I'll catch 'em in countries that no one can spell
Like the country of Motta-fa-Potta-fa-Pell.
In a country like that,if a hunter is clever,
He'll hunt up some beasts that you never saw ever!

In a cave in Kartoom lives a beast called the Natch
That no other hunter's been able to catch.
He's hidden for years in his cave with a pout
And no one's been able to make him come out.
But I'll coax him out with a wonderful meal
That's cooked by my cooks in my Cooker-mobile-Dr. Seuss If I ran the Zoo

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"So I don't know where he is. You know, I just don't spend that much time on him, Kelly, to be honest with you"
"And, again, I don't know where he is. I -- I'll repeat what I said. I truly am not that concerned about him."- George W. Bush on the whereabouts of Bin Laden
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"Let me finish. There are some who feel like the conditions are such that they can attack us there. My answer is, bring 'em on."
When discussing the insurgency on Iraq.
July 2, 2003.

Cakewalk In Iraq
By Ken Adelman
Wednesday, February 13, 2002; Page A27

I believe demolishing Hussein's military power and liberating Iraq would be a cakewalk. Let me give simple, responsible reasons: (1) It was a cakewalk last time; (2) they've become much weaker; (3) we've become much stronger; and (4) now we're playing for keeps.- Defense Policy Board member Kenneth Adelman

(Ken Adelman is a frequent guest commentator on Fox News and was assistant to Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld from 1975 to 1977, and arms control director under President Ronald Reagan)

"I warned him about this war. I had deep misgivings about this war, deep misgivings. And I was trying to say, Mr. President, you better prepare the American people for casualties," Robertson told CNN's Paula Zahn.
But Bush said, " 'Oh, no, we're not going to have any casualties,' " Robertson related.

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"Most beasts are quite friendly, but still, in some lands,
Some beasts are too dangerous to catch with bare hands.
for those that are ugly and vicious and mean
I'll build a Bad-Animal-Catching-Machine.
It's rather expensive to build such a kit,
But with it a hunter can never get bit."--Dr. Seuss If I ran the Zoo

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posted December 21, 2004 11:44 AM            

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like i said before, i dont just make stuff up on the spot like jwhop does.....

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The question is, when are you going to get around to backing it up with something factual?

quote:

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List 5 things I made up Petron. Oh, and post them right here.

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posted December 21, 2004 11:55 AM            

quote:

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"As you know, you have to go to war with the Army you have, not the Army you
want," Rumsfeld

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posted December 22, 2004 12:33 AM            

Please take this opportunity to show us your knowledge of history and war planning Petron. This is your opportunity to shine..IF, you can show the factual inaccuracy in Rumsfeld's statement. Please weave into your story the fact Clinton's appointee to Director Central Intelligence, George Tenet told the President WMD in Saddam's hands was a slam dunk

quote:
"As you know, you have to go to war with the Army you have, not the Army you
want," Rumsfeld

posted December 22, 2004 04:44 PM              

did anyone else "get" that?

as for the tenet quote, if you know where the quote comes from youll see why i was taking artistic patience with that one....
(i didnt think jwhop would be enough of a fan to quote bob woodwards book lol, though i doubt if he even knows he is)

besides this thread is strictly for entertainment purposes only