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Topic: President Teleprompter's Lying Teleprompter
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jwhop
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From: Madeira Beach, FL USA
Registered: Apr 2009
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posted March 24, 2009 03:43 PM
  
So, when President Teleprompter looks straight into his teleprompter, pauses for dramatic effect, raises his chin and spews forth a stream of pure horshiiit lies...should we blame President Teleprompter for the lies...or his lying teleprompter?There's an important principle here to consider. Americans are fair people who generally want to place blame where it belongs...at least the vast majority of Americans do. When we hear a constant stream of Socialist elitist lies, evasions, distortions and illogic, should we really be blaming President Teleprompter or his lying elitist Socialist bilge spewing renegade teleprompter? Perhaps the solution to this problem would be to seize President Teleprompter's lying teleprompter, ship it back to communist China and buy President Teleprompter an American teleprompter.  IP: Logged |
sunshine_lion
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posted March 24, 2009 03:48 PM
president teleprompter indeed! jwhops, you rock. sometimes the only one who can truly apprecaite the wit of a leo is another leo. IP: Logged |
jwhop
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From: Madeira Beach, FL USA
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posted March 24, 2009 04:38 PM
President Teleprompter is also a Leo. Do you think President Teleprompter would appreciate a little Leo wit?  Yes, we Leos do understand one another well and appreciate Leo wit, but...would you still respect me in the morning?  IP: Logged |
sunshine_lion
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posted March 24, 2009 04:52 PM
while i can't give you my undying love...you will always have my respect. even more so if you would quit calling my friends morons and stuff. but i guess i will live with that.actually i picture obama laughing himself at that one. president teleprompter, that is catchy. IP: Logged |
sunshine_lion
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posted March 24, 2009 04:52 PM
i would definately blame it on the lying teleprompter, perhaps we should invest in one with a bs meter on it, of course it may blow out on the first use, but hey, worth a shot.IP: Logged |
Mannu
Knowflake Posts: 45
From: always here and no where
Registered: Apr 2009
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posted March 24, 2009 05:35 PM
Oh please, his teleprompter is his inner messiah  IP: Logged |
jwhop
Knowflake Posts: 2787
From: Madeira Beach, FL USA
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posted March 24, 2009 06:27 PM
"while i can't give you my undying love...you will always have my respect. even more so if you would quit calling my friends morons and stuff."Did I call your fiends "morons" and "stuff"? Let me consult my teleprompter....nope, she says to deny that...unless your fiends are members of move on, demoscat underground, daily kos or.. you're friends with:
George Soros
Joe Plugs O'Biden
Patrick Leaky Leahy
Dick Dustbin Durbin
Ted Chappaquiddick Kennedy
Nancy Pee-Lousy
Dirty Harry Reid
Henry Waxy Waxman
Barbara Boxer
John Conyers
Arlen Specter
Susan Collins
Olympia Snow
Chuck Hagel
John Warner
Charlie Crist
Mel Martinez
Bob Herbert...and/or other members of the moron brigade in congress and the brain dead press. Well, I'm disappointed of course but I'm an all or nothing at all kind of guy.
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jwhop
Knowflake Posts: 2787
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Registered: Apr 2009
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posted March 24, 2009 06:41 PM
Odd to think Mannu that President Teleprompter's inner Messiah might be nothing more than a scrambled computer chip. "LET THERE BE PORK"
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26taurus
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posted March 24, 2009 07:15 PM
On my way to check my email I encountered this on Yahoo news:
& Instead of singeing my eyeballs this time, this one gave me a chuckle. 
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090324/ap_on_go_pr_wh/obama Check out that halo! They're pretty sneaky. Really reaching into our subconsious minds now. 
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NosiS
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posted March 24, 2009 08:42 PM
Wow.Good find, T. IP: Logged |
26taurus
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posted March 24, 2009 09:27 PM
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katatonic
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posted March 25, 2009 02:03 AM
completely off-topic, jwhop, did you say your mars is in aries?? my memory says so, but it lies sometimes!!IP: Logged |
katatonic
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posted March 25, 2009 02:03 AM
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26taurus
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posted March 25, 2009 02:25 AM
didnt watch the press conference, just caught this: Obama fires back at reporterOne question elicits an icy stare and sharp words from the president." The president, with an icy stare, responded that he "likes to know what he's talking about" before he speaks. It was a pretty testy exchange that brought about nervous laughter from the other reporters and snarky responses from Twitterers. Boom! Next question. IP: Logged |
sunshine_lion
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posted March 25, 2009 09:24 AM
joe plugs obiden!  ah you are good, ran out of steam the second half of the list. must have gotten bored as i know for sure you don't have a.d.d. focus and tenacity are your strong points. too bad your shy nature keeps it all at bay. IP: Logged |
sunshine_lion
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posted March 25, 2009 09:25 AM
26 - that picture gave me the creeps.IP: Logged |
jwhop
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Registered: Apr 2009
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posted March 25, 2009 10:52 AM
Yes katatonic, my Mars is in 21*55' Aries.Thanks 26T
That staged picture is disgusting. Using the Presidential Seal as a stage prop to bolster the image of a constructed personality reminds me that President Teleprompter shunned the US Flag, refused to give proper respect to the National Anthem and has generally shown contempt for the United States and US citizens all through the Presidential campaign race. sunshine_lion, I knew you would see right through me and realize that I'm just a shy pussycat. At least I don't have ADD. Poor Joe Plugs. Someone needs to tell him that the next time he has his head landscaped, he needs to tell his landscaper to plant those plugs closer together. They won't grow together on their own. Either that or do a complete re-sod job with St. Augustine. IP: Logged |
sunshine_lion
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posted March 25, 2009 11:11 AM
good lord jwhops, you make me wish i knew how to do that laugh character going chachachare-sod... not bad buddy. IP: Logged |
Lynx
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posted March 30, 2009 10:01 AM
http://baracksteleprompter.blogspot.com/  IP: Logged |
jwhop
Knowflake Posts: 2787
From: Madeira Beach, FL USA
Registered: Apr 2009
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posted April 10, 2009 02:36 PM
President Teleprompter's teleprompter is shocked, shocked it says.
http://www.americanissuesproject.org/enough IP: Logged |
jwhop
Knowflake Posts: 2787
From: Madeira Beach, FL USA
Registered: Apr 2009
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posted April 10, 2009 02:38 PM
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