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Randall
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posted November 21, 2012 09:08 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Randall     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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posted November 21, 2012 12:51 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for charmainec     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
then I asked..
"listen, blanket, I was wondering.."

and you said.."what?"

and I giggled, and said
"I meant, listen, darling - I was wondering
what do think Snoopy's Sun Sign is?"

"why Goob, don't you know?
Snoop is clearly an Aquarian dog!
good old sloopy, dippy Snoop
has all the canine scoop
on new Uranus vibrations
Snoopy is a Goober too
and I bet he's even in love, like you
...and me
with a twin sould of his own"


"then where is his blanket? that is, his Comforter
I mean, his girl friend.. his only love?"

"oh, he probably keeps his true love
a secret
so that liberated Lucy wench
won't nag his ear off about it.."

"you male chauvinist pig!" I murmured
as I smell your cheek
don't put Lucy down - she's just like me"

"she is? hmmmm..well, then
I guess she's a rather wonderful wench
and I love her madly"

"you do? oh, Gooober, you really do?"

"I love her madly"

"even if she's a little pushy
and aggressive and outspoken
.. and independent, and.."

you repeated

"whether Lucy is a little timid mouse
or an independent, liberated female
if she's like you - I love her madly
now, come here, spunky wench
and stop stealing the pillow
you're a willow
who has learned how to bend.."

then we spaced-out
on a healthy, smoochy, carrot juice kiss
and read the comics together

Lucy wasn't in them that morning

Snoopy was

From Gooberz, Pg517/518, Canto Fifteen

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posted November 28, 2012 12:28 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for charmainec     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

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Randall
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posted November 28, 2012 11:21 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Randall     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Why mad face?

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posted November 29, 2012 12:06 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Randall     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

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posted December 07, 2012 12:18 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Randall     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

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posted December 15, 2012 12:52 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for charmainec     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
"do you want a woman who will agree that wrong is right and what is dark is light
if Masters and Johnson, Helen Gurley Brown and Hugh Hefner all say so?

do you want a permissive dove
who will help you celebrate the rejection of love
by joining you in drinking the heady wine
of a modern 'open marriage'?

do you want a female who's humble and meek
who will turn the other cheek, and never-ever shriek
when you find fault with everything she says and does
who will part her hair the way you tell her to
with every feeling locked, and every action clocked - by you?

is the ideal wife to share your life -a homecoming type,who.."

..oh, I was thinking of her then
yes, this is where she came in..

"..a homemaking type
who sews all her own clothes

and loves to trade recipes with your sister and mother
while you run around with another

who smiles when you flirt
who won't scream
when she's hurt

who is never jealous, suspicious or mad
or furiuos or curious - or lonely or sad?

do you want a woman who will never ask questions
about the girls in your past
who will simply shrug her shoulders, if love doesn't last
and who won't grieve when you leave
but merely wish you 'better luck next time!'
so you can still be friends, when the faerie tale ends?

WELL?

I see - I mean - I hear - no denial

look, Sir - if you don't mind my making a suggestion
I really think you ought to re-hire
the girl you fired last year..you know?
the one who's so friendly with your family - and who knows how to cook and sew

she's in your waiting room right now
and she has all the right quaifications

I don't believe I'm exactly
what you're looking for

I'm sorry I took up so much of your time
I thought the Classified Ad said..
no experience necessary

can you direct me
to the Emotional Welfare office?"

Gooberz, Pg630 -631, Canto Sixteen

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posted December 16, 2012 01:46 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Randall     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Haha! Linda was so dramatic at times to prove her point.

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posted December 16, 2012 01:48 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for charmainec     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
So am I.

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posted December 17, 2012 12:26 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Randall     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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posted December 27, 2012 08:40 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Emeraldopal     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Yes, I AM so dramatic,
sometimes a constant static..
til channeled...

I've suppressed the astral-lasting-kiss,
the eternal-longing-desire,
the fire-heart-burning,

screaming-child-tantrum
unseen-invisible-nonexistent

I AM still me . ...

I'm sad, I'm mad, and I'm glad...

it's all the same, a never-ending game..
until...

The Truth Sets You Free. ...


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posted January 03, 2013 12:26 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Randall     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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posted January 05, 2013 03:55 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Randall     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

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posted January 06, 2013 10:23 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Randall     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

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posted January 06, 2013 01:33 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for charmainec     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I can't seem to find my Gooberz today. It's hiding from me.

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posted January 06, 2013 03:02 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Randall     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Bad Gooberz!

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posted January 06, 2013 03:49 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for charmainec     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I've looked everywhere.
Seems it got feet and went for a stroll.

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posted January 08, 2013 12:41 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Randall     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Hope it turns up.

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posted January 09, 2013 10:42 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for charmainec     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Found it! Will post from it later today.

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posted January 09, 2013 04:45 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for charmainec     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I felt a faint, familiar stab of pain, a quick flash of fiery sparks
then felt a flame of fear and burn - why?
was it any of my concern?
no, it was not - it was none of my concern at all
not in the least

then shocked, heard my voice asking

"were you - are you in love with either of them?
I mean, the Scorpio - or the one who first aroused you
that is, who excited your interest in the occult?"

why in God's name, I anguished
did I ask you that?

you stared straight ahead
at the moving stream of traffic
and replied quietly..too quietly?

I tried to judge by your profiled face
but it was absolutely blank - stone face, expressionless
Moon-in-Scorpio poker face
I thought.. who cares! but listened carefully

to your reply

"no, not real love - one was just a girl
I knew during a lonely spring and summer
a wondering soul, who hears
a different drummer
I guess we helped each other along the way
but out aquaintance was quite brief
so neither of us felt any grief
when she moved away

as for the other
the one who was so close to my mother
we shared a tentative romance
for more than a year
but it also finally came to an end
and now she's only a good friend

romance is searching - love is an eternal thing
so neither relationship could have been love
because both of them are past
and I've always believed that,if it's love....
....it will last"

I felt the fiery sparks
and tiny flame of the remembered pain....disappear.


Gooberz, Canto Fourteen, Pg473

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posted January 10, 2013 01:17 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Randall     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

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posted January 11, 2013 01:27 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Randall     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Glad you found it.

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posted January 11, 2013 07:02 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for charmainec     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Me too.

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posted January 17, 2013 11:18 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Randall     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
It played Hide and Seek?

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posted January 18, 2013 12:58 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Randall     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Or MARCO POLO?

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