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AcousticGod
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posted September 13, 2005 04:15 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for AcousticGod     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
It's a silly joke. I think it's funny to pick on people's moms. Not in a serious way. In a juvenile way. It's not your mom specifically, but rather anyone reading.

There are those who are overly sensitive about anyone commenting on anything related to their family, so I have to have faith that people understand my sense of humor. I don't mean to offend.

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posted September 13, 2005 04:17 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for AcousticGod     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
http://www.linda-goodman.com/ubb/Forum1/HTML/006509-2.html

See my post to Cancerrg half way down the page.

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fayte.m
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posted September 13, 2005 04:19 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Whew! I thought maybe someone like my first ex-hasband was posing as you cause he had the hots for my mom!
OOOHHHHHH>>>>>you gave me a moment of !!!!
But then I saw you had not changed your spelling of your name....Phwew!!!!

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posted September 13, 2005 04:24 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
will check it out later...for some reason it won't link...

Hey I needed the adrenaline rush!

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posted September 13, 2005 04:25 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for AcousticGod     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
lol ...good. I thought maybe I'd offended you.

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posted September 13, 2005 04:28 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

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AcousticGod
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posted September 13, 2005 04:32 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for AcousticGod     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I don't think I will either. I think I have a good relationship with all the Scorps of LL.

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posted September 13, 2005 04:35 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
1969! that was the number of your last post and the year of my now husband's birth!

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fayte.m
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posted September 13, 2005 04:38 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
hey! the post numbers are not going up..I am still at 1618 and you at 1969...never noticed that before...do they only update every so often?

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posted September 13, 2005 04:39 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
hhhhmmm...now all mine say 1619!
Ok......I wonder what this one will do?

Ok..now it says 1620....

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posted September 13, 2005 04:50 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for AcousticGod     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
YEah, they are weird. Never understood that either. Does it update all them for all your posts everywhere?

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posted September 13, 2005 04:51 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for AcousticGod     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
This reply is my birth year: 1972

Happy Birthday year post to me! lol

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posted September 13, 2005 04:58 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Happy birthday year post!

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posted September 13, 2005 05:00 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
So AG...what is your birthday again so I do not have to go on a thread post hunt?

Oh yeah...some other threads only have me at 1574...so not sure how it works...

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MAGUS of MUSIC
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posted September 13, 2005 05:02 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Still havent gotten a chance to even figure out what to post from my favorate book next.

Sue- Ill have to check out the agelesslove site my self , while I can still be called a oyunger man ! hahaha Anyone here a MilfHunter.com fan !?

Dont know if I could list any celebraties I would roll in hte hay with,,, seems every time I hear of someone meeting a celebrity in person, they are either very fake nice, or completly erogent self absorbed jerks harrasing peaple and staff everywhere they go....

honerable mention would be a request for a wild night with Heather Brooke of www.ideepthrought.com . Her man and she, no doubt one of the happyest mairied couples yet.

AG- hows your Mom doin !? Lets all have dinner say next saturday ?

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posted September 13, 2005 05:05 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Kinda figured you two know each other out of LL!

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MAGUS of MUSIC
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posted September 13, 2005 05:21 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
lol, nah never met him... Although Im sure a jam session with AG would be fun enough to almost make it worth me breaking my vow to never step foot on Cally soil.

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sue g
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posted September 13, 2005 05:47 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Hi again my darlings

Not sex magick, but a sexy story.....I was in a beach resort years back in Florida, they guy I was with was going thro a weird one so I went out walking on my own.....found a fab shop called the Silver Witch...selling jewellery, went in to have a look....the guy behind the counter had the tightest shorts on I had ever seen....didnt know where to put my face ha ha. Anyway I asked to see some earrings and as I went to pick them up he said "hey honey, could I look at your hand" - I didnt have much choice as he was holding it........so he started to read my palm and said i was very sexy.....I had just met my present man (still with hubbie no 2 - i know wicked arent i)....well he said to me "you dont wanna go with young men, they kiss and tell". He then reached under the counter and got some condoms out and said "I will shut they shop up and we can go and make love in the back - I have had 5 wives, I know what I am doing"........I declined......but before leaving couldnt resist asking him what sign he was and he replied "Oh I am a Virgo" and I said "ha ha like the young man I am sleeping with"......he wasnt amused.......

This happened at about 11am and I went outside to walk along the beach....I had just stopped laughing when this gorgeous John bon jovi look alike came up to me and said "hey honey do you wanna party with me".....and I thought "what IS it with these American guys.....are they all sex starved.......

Gentlemen over to you LOL !!!

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posted September 13, 2005 05:56 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

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posted September 13, 2005 05:58 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Well, would me asking you to conduct a "let Magus find the lay of his life spell" answer that !

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sue g
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posted September 13, 2005 06:06 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Pray continue then Music Man........

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posted September 13, 2005 06:07 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
.....cos when asking for a spell, one has to be very precise in what they are asking.......so............?

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AcousticGod
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posted September 13, 2005 06:08 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for AcousticGod     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Fayte,

My birthday is December 26, 1972.

Magus,

Wow! Doesn't get much more real (or blatantly truthful) than the sites you listed. I'd like to encounter someone with Heather Brooke's talent as well. Lord! I can only imagine. Maybe I'll consider telling you guys about a site that portrays I lovely fantasy of mine.

lol about my mom. She's closer to your neck of the woods than mine. She's in Tennessee.

Sue,

That's quite a story. Bold Virgo, huh? People just sense your openness, don't they?

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MAGUS of MUSIC
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posted September 13, 2005 06:13 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
AG- Tell her I can arive acrost the Tennessee state line in about 7 hours !

And do feel more hten free to share any of your faveorate fantasies.

Yeah, Mrs. Brooke and her husband truly have the life ! theyve made a fortune from there web site and video's over the last 5 years. NICE HEATHER !

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posted September 13, 2005 06:14 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Oooh AG......my openness......my saviour, my downfall, luckily I never got physically hurt by anyone ever......so I feel I was always protected somehow......and its funny now cos I am living in a place where I can be myself and not worry too much......as I said, generally, Irish men are very shy and humble. They do this funny thing in the pub.......when women go up to the bar, they all kind of part and make a space and then go quiet.....its awesome......like they are afraid in a way.......they just dont come onto you......unless they are drunk and then evenso it isnt offensive......I love their shyness, it appeals to my gentle side.......

xxx

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