posted September 13, 2005 06:17 PM              

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Sue- hhmmm in specific...

I could use a spell that will help to bring[atract] a woman into my life,,, well, for a good freindship, and simply put- the best sex of my life [thus far anyway]. A solid relationship would be great,, but dont think I can handle something that sereous in my life rite now... Yet simple and superficial bed buddies never satisfies me either..

Does that clarify what Im asking ?

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posted September 13, 2005 06:23 PM            

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[In response to Sue]
You'd love me in a pub then. If I'm not dancing then I tend to be quite shy. Pubs aren't generally places of comfort for me, but I do love dancing, and enjoy that I'm generally the only one of my male friends that enjoys dancing.

With regard to drinking I'm generally pretty amusing to those who know me. If I get drunk while at the pub I get very playful and flirty. I'm a great laugh. I love being a happy and harmless drunk when I get to that stage. I've never, ever gotten p!ssy or angry while drunk, and I'm very pleased with that. I get tired, or happy, and that's about it.

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posted September 13, 2005 06:28 PM            

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Magus,

Have you ever seen those European (maybe German) male stripper shows/parties? My secret fantasy is being one of those guys.

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posted September 13, 2005 06:29 PM              

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Several years back when I was at my heaviest...around 400 pounds....I took my son and two of his friends to a rather secluded beach.
The kids were making sandcastles and horseplaying when this Adonis type comes strolling up the beach. Buff...unbelievable...totally not the kind of guy one would expect at a backwoods beach on a small lake named for an insect!
Well he comes out in the water with me...I was the only one in the water.
He seemed like totally intrigued with me! It was unexpected and rather scary too.
This guy was like 30 or younger and wearing the briefest bright neon green thong I have ever seen! AND he had the BIGGEST erection I
have ever seen! He was showing me his muscles and posing like a pro body builder.
He then wanted me to show mine...muscles...he said I looked very strong and wondered why such a well muscled woman could be so heavy. I told him about my power lifting days and my thinner days. And how I had suffered a very bad spinal injury and more. We actually had a fantastic coversation for about 2 hours out there in the water. He wanted to know if I would be interested in going out with him and I said..why on earth would you want to go out with me> I am fat and middle aged! He laughed and said...and a woman of much experience no doubt...a flame haired amazon...and I love older women with red hair and large breasts and strong muscles! I would not break you with my passion! I said whoa! And told him I thought he was a little more man in his endowment department than I was ready for! He looked sad and said...yes...IT does scare women. He said he had not made love in a very long time due to his being very over blessed. He said it was a curse.
Well I told him sorry...and that I did find him very beautiful...but I was not ready for a new encounter.
He had a very strange accent. I could not place it.
Well he kissed me and then he strode out of the water and my son and the other two boys were standing there with their jaws on the ground as they had been watching all this for some time.
He then stayed on the beach and I from the water watched him perform with his eyes closed...for like an hour more..the most sensuous poses and tai chi movements...and the crane etcetera. He then deeply bowed...blew me a kiss... and started towards the parking lot.
Then this long white strech Limosine pulls up! A man dressed in mideastern arab costume brings out a towel to him...he dries and put on a robe and the turns back to me...bows deeply again and left in the big white stretch limo!
I was in utter shock!
What else can I say?

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posted September 13, 2005 06:32 PM              

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Where is Fayte, do you think the husband has returned and she has jumped on him - ha ha - we wanna hear all the gory details you sexy scorpio siren!!!

Ooooh sorry ladeens got a bit carried away then....now....

Magus.....mmm....you want what you dont need....maybe.....will have a think on it......errr......any chance of striking up something with AG's mum then....that might suit.....older, experienced, no ties.....whatdayathink? Is it time for me to get out the red candle then?

AG

I can imagine how you are man, non threatening, fun and light, and would love to see you dance sometime, I bet you are a groovy mover, am I right?

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posted September 13, 2005 06:35 PM            

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Wow Fayte! Didn't want to play with the big man, huh? not in front of the kids I'm sure.

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posted September 13, 2005 06:37 PM              

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FAYTE THERE YOU ARE.......

You must have heard me girl......what a brilliant story......so you always were a sexy siren then......ooohhh man with a big erection - scary hey ha ha.......do you ever regret that you didnt?
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posted September 13, 2005 06:39 PM              

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Hey Sue!

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posted September 13, 2005 06:41 PM              

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Ooohh Fayte, you are some woman........tell yer man....he is a lucky one!!!!!

xxx

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posted September 13, 2005 06:41 PM            

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My mom does have ties, though. Sorry.

Yes, Sue, I do have rhythm. I've been very fortunate in feeling comfortable dancing. So many men never learn the joy. Too much fear associated with it I think.

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posted September 13, 2005 06:42 PM              

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NOOO! THAT WAS WAY TO BIG!!!!!!! I have seen many and pictures too! BUT WOW! I did NOT think it was possible to have a fully functional one THAT BIG! Heh heh..I did touch it though.....
Not a one hand situation...especially with my small hands! I always wonder what would have happened if the kids had not been there!
Gads! He might have kidnapped me and put me on a diet and....holy sh-t! Too much too much!

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posted September 13, 2005 06:45 PM              

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Sue! My husband says hello! And yes he agrees with you that he is lucky!
Well I feel I am lucky too!

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posted September 13, 2005 06:50 PM              

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My husband dont believe me when I say this....but its true I really dont like huge ones.....yuk.....too scary for me.....what would you do with it all ha ha......no give me 12 inches any day thats enough (ONLY JOKING LADS) I meant to say 2 inches, well 6 maybe......LOL !!

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posted September 13, 2005 06:52 PM              

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posted September 13, 2005 06:54 PM              

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Seriously..as they say...it is the motion of the ocean not the size of the boat that makes for a great ride!

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posted September 13, 2005 06:55 PM            

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Those are pretty impressive! I've had dreams where I've had a monsterously big one.

My real one is said to be big, but I think that amongst the bigs it's on the small side if that makes sense. Like I'd be an extra-large in the sea of double and triple extra-large shirts. A touch bigger than Fayte's preference.

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posted September 13, 2005 06:57 PM              

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posted September 13, 2005 06:59 PM            

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I never thought myself big until a couple guys saw it on one drunken night.

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posted September 13, 2005 07:01 PM              

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You guys are hilarious, really you are.........keep it coming.....xxx

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posted September 13, 2005 07:06 PM            

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It's a boring story really.

It was after a night at the pub, and we all went back to a friend's apartment to continue drinking or getting high or whatever. The short male Taurus actually suggested that we all lose our pants. My Cancer girlfriend at the time was surprised when I allowed her to take mine down. So it was released and both of the other guys saw it and commented on it's size, and my girlfriend was giving me the, "I told you so," bit. The Libra guy called it a "Punisher," or something like that. And then nothing really happened so I pulled my shirt down over it so not to make anyone uncomfortable, and nothing else exciting happened while we were there.

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posted September 13, 2005 07:08 PM            

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Nice! LL really does inspire love.

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posted September 13, 2005 09:02 PM            

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Yay Fayte!

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