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fayte.m
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posted October 04, 2005 05:36 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
AOH...heh heh...the farmer in the Dale(female or male!) sounded funny punny to me....
AND hey-ho! Alot more "action" sounding than hi-ho

Hee hee! I WAS BEING punny!

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fayte.m
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posted October 04, 2005 05:42 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
OOHHHHH SUE!
I always thought I was ugly! Wore 3/4 inch thick glasses and did not have nice clothes like the other girls!
I got called a witch so much for my auburn hair and green eyes and lack of a tan....
I felt like a troll in my younger years! Even at my anorexic 94 pounds...I thought I was fat!
Now I am old and fat...and...weird as it sounds...NOW I finally feel attractive!
Aint it strange how time changes our perceptions?! I am glad the grey did not show up too much though! I am not ready for the amount of dye it would take! Yikes!

Thank you again!
YES!
My husband is very delighted with me!
Third times the charm they say!

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sue g
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posted October 04, 2005 05:45 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Jeez girl you didnt go and change the lyrics did ya to a best selling tune.......isnt that illegal hahahaha.....

OMG I just had a great chat with my Dad.....he is so cool at times....will tell you about it later....and me Ma, so funny so quaint, like she would be the sort to pick you up on the lyrics of the farmer song.......aaahhh bless she dont get out much, but then again she is 80........

Ooooh dont you just love the workings of an intellectual mind.......hahahaha

xxxx

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sue g
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posted October 04, 2005 05:47 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
And isnt he 15 years YOUNGER........wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.....and my man 11 years younger..........lucky us, hahahahaha xxxx

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fayte.m
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posted October 04, 2005 05:56 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Uh oh! If the author of the song wants me to remove my punny I respectfully will!
You are a scream Sue g!

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sue g
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posted October 04, 2005 06:20 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Hey I just see the little farty things that people do.......LOL.......tis so funny really........aaahhh god bless em anyway, what the feck hey?

xxx

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MAGUS of MUSIC
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posted October 04, 2005 06:26 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
YES SUE- Grab her hair ! Meeeeeeeeooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww !!!

haha

That was a small part of my stinger,,waiting to see if she will be dumb ewnough to take the bait now .

And again- no problem Fabulous Fayte .

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angel_of_hope
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posted October 04, 2005 06:29 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Sorry just trying to point out what i assumed (azz outta you and me) was an error on your part.

carry on ...

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sue g
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posted October 04, 2005 06:36 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Magus

There is absolutely no comparison in the intellectual levels there man......you excel......others repel.....

Ooohhh I am a poet and didnt know it......oh I did really

There was an old farmer from........hahahahha

Love you, your brainy f****r

Or is it you brain f****r..............LOL !!!

x x x x x x x x x x x x

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sue g
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posted October 04, 2005 06:36 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
oooppss double ender

thank f*** for editing hey??

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fayte.m
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posted October 04, 2005 06:40 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
No hair grabbing!

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MAGUS of MUSIC
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posted October 04, 2005 06:56 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Think maybe a Brain F****r ! hahaaaaaaa

Yeah, I know, she wont stnad a chance,,, but Im sorta hoping she will be stupid enough to have me make a display of the fool she is... Kinda been geting tired of seeing the cunny remarks form her all over the place last few months... Petty of me or not, I enjoy such work sometimes.

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posted October 04, 2005 06:57 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for AcousticGod     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
There was an old farmer from ...Nantucket?

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MAGUS of MUSIC
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posted October 04, 2005 06:58 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
who stroked it over a bucket ?

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sue g
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posted October 04, 2005 06:59 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Not petty at all.....but they are no match for you Magus, honestly, your style of communicating is FAR more full on and intellectual.....really it is.....

That passage you wrote in here about sexual repression was amazing, you know the one about dirty thoughts etc...I was very impressed by that....

xx

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sue g
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posted October 04, 2005 07:02 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
And talking of no match for, intellectual etc

Hello AG........hahahahaha.......love that farmer thing.....hehehe

Theres a lot of old bachelors here who aint never married in their lives...whats the betting they get very attached to their sheep and goats.....LOL !!! Ooohhh do you think I am in the same league as em...being a pervert myself haha !!

Poor divils.....probably wouldnt know what to do with women like fayte and me.....we would fecking kill em hahahaha.....xx

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sue g
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posted October 04, 2005 07:06 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Oh guys this is so good.......it was so boring for me to spend time in them other places....to heavy man......I like to laugh and get that divilment going......oooooohhhh fairies dancing on my feet again.........

I swear every day I get to have a good laugh here...the locals are funny, especially the old men....and the questions they ask you....it always included are ya married then........and them being as tall as like coming up to yer boobs and almost falling in em cos they are locked (drunk) a lot of the time.....bloody hilarious.....god bless em.....xxx

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posted October 04, 2005 07:25 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for AcousticGod     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

Do you live in a small village, Sue? Or is it pretty metropolitan?

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sue g
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posted October 04, 2005 07:33 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Oh AG......it is rural Ireland.....3 miles from a village.....mountains, sea and peace....it is a fantastic place and has retained some of the "old ways" which is great....

The village is tiny and yet there are 10 or 11 pubs hahaha....and some of the OMG it is like sitting in someone's front room, and then the other side of the pub would be a shop, very quaint, very sweet.....I love it !!


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posted October 04, 2005 07:37 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for AcousticGod     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Very nice! Is it very green where you are? I always imagine Ireland as extremely green.

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sue g
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posted October 04, 2005 07:42 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Indeed it is AG......40 shades of in fact !!

xx

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MAGUS of MUSIC
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sue g
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posted October 05, 2005 05:19 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
......AND........

the people here are extremely close to god, gifted, and...... very sexy of course..........

No shortage of sex magick here.....LOL !!!
x x x

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sue g
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posted October 05, 2005 05:22 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
MAGUS

Do you know of a band called Opeth......jeez.....10 am and I am being bombarded with the dulcet tones of whateverhisnameis.......

Oooohhhh some nice bits of guitar now......lalalalalalala.....wait for it..........

WOOOOOAAARRRRGGGHHHH.........

LOL.....love that progressive death metal.....bring it on!!!!!!!!!!!!

xxx

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fayte.m
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posted October 05, 2005 08:46 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

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