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Topic: SEX MAGICK
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AcousticGod
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From: Pleasanton, CA
Registered: Apr 2009
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posted October 05, 2005 10:59 AM
  
Received in my email this morning from my Aquarius ex-roommate:A guy goes to a supermarket and notices a beautiful blonde wave at him and says hello. He's rather taken aback, because he can't place where he knows her from, so he says "Do you know me?" She replies "I think you are the father of one of my kids." Now he thinks back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife... and says,"My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I laid on the pool table with all my buddies watching, while your partner whipped my @ss with celery and then stuck a carrot up my butt?"
She said "No, I'm your son's math teacher." IP: Logged |
AcousticGod
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From: Pleasanton, CA
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posted October 05, 2005 11:32 AM
A smiley for all of us:  IP: Logged |
fayte.m
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posted October 05, 2005 11:37 AM
I LOVE PUCK! 
Well it starts with a "P" like pervert! 
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AcousticGod
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posted October 05, 2005 11:41 AM
Did you read the story sent to me?  IP: Logged |
fayte.m
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posted October 05, 2005 11:43 AM
OOOOOHHHH! 
I HAVE BEEN DOUBLE PUCKED!!!!!! IP: Logged |
AcousticGod
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posted October 05, 2005 11:43 AM
lol That you were.IP: Logged |
fayte.m
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posted October 05, 2005 11:45 AM
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posted October 05, 2005 11:52 AM
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sue g
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posted October 05, 2005 11:57 AM
HAHAHAHA......YOU GUYS ROCK......Met another pervert today......a 42 year old woman who goes with a guy who is 24......what a pervie.....she cracked up when I told her that I was called a Pervert for the same reason..........she said "you should have told the old granny to shut up".......hehehehehe Now isnt that pucking quaint or what.......hehehehehehehehe...........even my mother thinks the older women and younger man thing is COOL....and she is 80......LOL !!! FUNNY OR WHAT........ Am still laughing about this guys.......  xxx IP: Logged |
fayte.m
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posted October 05, 2005 12:02 PM
You are wild IP: Logged |
sue g
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posted October 05, 2005 12:04 PM
So is you Fayte.....  xxx IP: Logged |
sue g
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posted October 05, 2005 12:05 PM
oops doubled over again xxxIP: Logged |
AcousticGod
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From: Pleasanton, CA
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posted October 05, 2005 12:22 PM
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MAGUS of MUSIC
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posted October 05, 2005 12:53 PM
Good Mornign everybody [yes I know, its after morning] Yes Sue, of course I know Opeth ! I love em !! All of their albaums have a common theme and emotion of geting a little to depresing for hwat Im used too,, but their tallent and geneous is amasing. Going to see my personal favorate- Therion at the Chance tonight my self. I hope alot of peaple go, was reading on their web site that this is the first time in 18 years they have botherd to tour the states. Said if theirs even a halfway decent turnout they will put us the map for the rest of their tours. Acoustic, that is funny. where does your budy get this stuf ? ahahaha,,celery and carrots ! IP: Logged |
sue g
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posted October 05, 2005 01:11 PM
Oooh enjoy the gig.....hope its a good un!!!My Dad quoted a line from of film called "life stinks" where one of the fellas said to the other 'shall we drink to happiness then" and the othe replied......"lets drink to depression, it lasts longer".........aaahh my Dad is cool, he has a good sense of irony, and can laugh at something he only understands too well.......dont we all hey? Come back soon to chat a nooga choo choo......
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MAGUS of MUSIC
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posted October 05, 2005 01:34 PM
Man,,,,,,, why cant I find more "perverted" ladys around my own town !?IP: Logged |
BlueRoamer
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posted October 05, 2005 01:50 PM
Wait, no, this one is the longest thread. Ever.IP: Logged |
sue g
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posted October 05, 2005 02:15 PM
Hey BR......how are you doing ? Magus.....its cos they all live in.......Ireland LOL !!!! x x x  x x x Magus did you see what Peajie wrote over in O&H to me....go and ave a look man.....youuuuuuurrrr sense of humour fecking wicked hahaha......(its a Lotus thread about past lives)
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MAGUS of MUSIC
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posted October 05, 2005 02:15 PM
Yeah, its our playground thread.IP: Logged |
sue g
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posted October 05, 2005 02:20 PM
Sorry it was in who would you like to have been........hehehe is a funny one like yooooooooooo !!!xxx IP: Logged |
MAGUS of MUSIC
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posted October 05, 2005 02:31 PM
Ill check it out first chance I get Sue. He does have a cool humor about him. PLease dont tell me all of them are in Ireland ! IP: Logged |
sue g
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posted October 05, 2005 02:37 PM
No only the repressed perverts are here.......of course I am the exception.....haha.........Did you ever think of throwing a pervert party......or hanging out in all the appropriate places.....LOL....... I will come to the party.....just give me a couple of days notice.....make sure there's plenty of young men under the age of 30...a few sheep....and a couple of lamas and...Bobs your uncle.....we will have a ball lad !!!!!! oooo.....ooooo......ooooo.....what WILL the neighbours say... (hey I bet fayte would be up for it too....hahaha)
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Solane Star
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From: Canada
Registered: Apr 2011
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posted October 05, 2005 03:37 PM
HEY!!!I'm a prevert too and would love to c*m to the party!!!! WOOOO HOOOOO!!!! IP: Logged |
AcousticGod
Knowflake Posts: 7897
From: Pleasanton, CA
Registered: Apr 2009
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posted October 05, 2005 03:56 PM
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Solane Star
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From: Canada
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posted October 05, 2005 10:37 PM
Really liked the e-mail that you recieved from your ex-roommate AG!!!LOL!!! Now that was funny!!!  IP: Logged |
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