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Topic: SEX MAGICK
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sue g
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posted November 13, 2005 04:04 AM
 
Could yer make me one please IQ.....i will be the guinea pig if you like.....  although I must say, you cant beat the "real" thing can ya?IP: Logged |
Iqhunk
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posted November 13, 2005 09:29 AM
Hi Sue,
Hmm, the real thing is the best, I have to support this "fact" for my own sake too, LOL!
But I am looking at this truly from a scientific angle. There can be no better deed for a man than to give a hyper cosmic orgasm to his woman. See, for us men, it is the same feeling whether we make love to Demi Moore or Miss PLain Jane or Miss Ugly or masturbate. I have not detected any difference in sensation [though I did not make love to Miss Ugly  ]. ONly the rate of erection will change. With Demi Moore or Pam Anderson, it would take 0.05 milliseconds for a woodie. With the lesser women, it will take their skills and enthusiasm etc and vary from 1 second to 10 seconds to a few minutes etc. But the sensation does not change. Any man who says it is different is being fooled by the emotional state. ON careful study of how the orgasm occurs, it is evident that the male is orgasmically deficient. Promiscuity is indefensible except as an ego thing. [Og has had more women than you have! ROAR! (thump the chest) ]A woman on the other hand is an Orgasm Volcano with ethereal lava that can reverberate in her entire body. God has been partial or dare I say it is Goddess?
To not create music with an instrument is a gross injustice and the body of a woman has to be played by man like a master musician and the symphony is this cosmic hyper orgasm, which a master mage can also use to manifest healing [That is another subject altogether]. SO any device is to be encouraged as an appetizer for the real thing. With my genius, I also designed the greatest combo sex device. A condom with a combination of "cilia" or thin hairlike rubber attachments and dots to tickle. By creating cilia inside and outside, some pleasure can be enhanced for the man as well. The woman will obviously be in raptures. I dont want to patent this idea but gift it to humanity.
Double Cilia and perforated condoms. For never before experienced sex. I welcome any lady entrpreneur to make her own brand of this and maybe market it like "tupper""wear" LOL! IP: Logged |
sue g
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posted November 13, 2005 09:32 AM
mmmm..but Pammie Anderson is frigid isnt she........didnt you know that women that LOOK like that often are?  xxx IP: Logged |
fayte.m
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posted November 13, 2005 10:20 AM
Iqhunk....
You said:
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Well, since I am a genius, I would probably come up with the most kinky ideas for sexual experimenters.
>>>OK!
Enough with the genius already! We know! We know! WE HEARD YOU the first time(s)!!!!! Perhaps you are attempting to be ammusing?
And my IQ is higher than yours anyhow...but I do not keep going on about it!  As to Kinky and ideas/combined with IQ...
Honey....I CAN NOT TALK ABOUT MY Thoughts or Inventions AT THIS PUBLIC FORUM!!!!!!!
Oh the things I could make for folks if I had the money to produce my inventions for providing better sexual experiences and for assisting those who are in the need of help to have sex(the disabled...the elderly...the paralyzed)...and for those who are solo.
And for those who really want safe but totally weird! Also..Miss ugly?
Or Mr. Ugly?
To me there is NO SUCH THING! Are they clean?
Are they sane...?
The outside is only the outside.
Turn off the damn lights if you do not wish to see less than perfection!
Your woodie would not know the difference between human...animal or vegetable or mechanism in the dark!
It gets stimulated..it gets hard...it ejaculates! Nighttime erections and emmissions are further proof of that...with or without dreams! The penis when left to its own devices,cares not what cause it to rise to the event of the moment! Someday you will get old.
Someday your so called genius will start dropping bits!
Karma doth will out!
You are racking up some very heavy negative points!
You could be in an accident tomorrow and become horribly scarred...or develope diabetes or something worse and lose your ability to achieve an erection. Or get penile cancer and have it amputated!
ANYTHING can happen!
Beware...that which you measure others by, could turn like a rabid wolf on you, and you could very well find yourself being terribly judged by the same criteria you apply so blithely to your evalution of others when it comes to IQ...Attractiveness...ugliness and so forth. Sorry for the rant folks!
I simply cannot stand to just stand back and not speak out on these matters.
I would be Mrs. Ugly to Iqhunk....
But I could give him a run for his money!
But he would not consider Uglies!
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Iqhunk
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posted November 13, 2005 10:37 AM
There is no way you are ugly Fayte
Infact your inner beauty is beyond compare and you are probably very beautiful outside too, maybe you dont look hard enough.
I am just being amusing. My IQ is actually 140 which is NOT genius but above average.
I think a huge percentage of modern western population has missed out on
Gerald Durrel, PG Wodehouse, Ogden Nash, Asterix Comics, Dilbert, Mad Magazine and other satirical works.
The key of good satire is to enhance the self value artificially and then pull oneself down to enable everyone to laugh in splits. The reverse works too but to a lesser degree.
Like I might have given the third part of the post as "I may be a genius but can someone tell me how the condom vending machine gave a balloon?" etc.
I have called myself "Og the cave man" in some posts. You must read all posts holistically before ranting so that rants can be effective. Otherwise, the rant becomes a mere pant. Speaking of true Genius, it is like 155 to 160 and above. Fischer, EInstein, Tesla etc
And this thing works like RIchter SCale at higher levels. One needs 10 times the effort to rech 142-143 IQ from 140 than from 110 to 140. Nobody is "Ugly". One mans babe is another man's rhino. Did you know that in Tonga, a slim woman is ugly? A 400 pounder is consider voluptuosly delicious? Anyway, I am happy I triggered a rant in you. All stimuli enhances self awareness. From one genius to a better genius
Cheers
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sue g
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posted November 13, 2005 10:37 AM
Great rant fayte......  You asked for that Iq.....listen and learn man......and DONT be deceived in this life by the plastic pammies....I can assure you, once yer get past the plastic bits, she would bore the **** out of ya.......!!! Some of the most what you'd class "uglies" in this life, I have found to be the most enigmatic and sexy people...... Are you sure you have a high IQ, or are you just kidding us? ?
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Iqhunk
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posted November 13, 2005 10:40 AM
Og hired GhostWriter in Cameroon. Og ate IQ Test Paper. Taste like Chicken. IP: Logged |
sue g
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posted November 13, 2005 12:23 PM
Aaaahh so you were kidding......hahahahhaha..... IP: Logged |
fayte.m
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posted November 13, 2005 01:17 PM
Ok...I will calm down Iqhunk!
I do NOT feel I am ugly! But some find my weight ugly.
I am comfortable with me.
I have weighed from 94 as an adult to over 400 pounds.
I am in between at the moment.
Funny thing is I only felt ugly at the 94 pounds!
Hey...got to go...back ASAP!
Great coversations!
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pixelpixie
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posted November 13, 2005 04:21 PM
I know we joke...
But Pam Anderson as an ideal is one of those assumed bimbo babe roles and she becomes the poster child for stupid, bimbos..
But in actuality, she is quite smart ( just plays the role like everyone else) and quite profound.
I really enjoy her writing and thoughts and her roles in motherhood and life. She is not shallow at all...
I just wanted to say that she is beautiful inside as anyone has the potential to be...
I know no one was attacking HER, just the stereotype she represents....
But I wanted to give her props anyway.
Off to ponder how much I think EQ is better than IQ........
But that would be my ego talking. IP: Logged |
fayte.m
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posted November 13, 2005 05:39 PM
I agree..Pam Anderson...and some oldies but goodies...Mae West..Sophia Loren..Marilyn Monroe..the list goes on! Alot of these women are/were very intellegent! They could have just tried to hide how they looked but chose to play it up(or even overplay it!) to the max!
And look around...many of the so called hot babes are married to some of the not so traditionally attractive men! An awful lot of what could be called beauty and beast pairings out there! And the woman or the man can be either beauty or beast! Same thing goes on in same sex unions also.
True beauty is deep...not on the outside. Beauty fades to most eyes as folks age..but beauty of the soul is forever.
Ugly is a soul thing..not a body thing.
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fayte.m
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posted November 13, 2005 05:45 PM
Iqhunk!
You said:
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I think a huge percentage of modern western population has missed out on
Gerald Durrel, PG Wodehouse, Ogden Nash, Asterix Comics, Dilbert, Mad Magazine and other satirical works.
>>>>>>SURPRISE!!!!!!  Love and know them all!!!!!! I am unusual though.....
And I feel stupid quite often. The more I learn the more I see I do not know! My IQ is 160 to 180 depending on the test and how I felt when I took it. By the way...before I ever heard of Tesla...as a Child/teenager...I had a tame dove named Tesla and liked playing with...really experimenting...rather wildly..with electricity.  IP: Logged |
AcousticGod
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posted November 14, 2005 11:19 PM
How are my sexy lovelies?  IP: Logged |
pixelpixie
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posted November 14, 2005 11:39 PM
*sigh*
Is that me too?
I'm feeling kinda' blue.
Not too much, but enough.I had an orgasm during my nap today. I do that a lot.
Lately, its the only kind I want.. fueled by imagination. Quite real though. I've had more of those in the last few months than I can recall my ever having.
I like to nap. How are you? IP: Logged |
sue g
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posted November 15, 2005 12:08 PM
Bless you lovely Pixie one.........ooooohhh if only I was a bloke, I would love to whisk you away from it all....imagine two Scorpios together......what would that be like......HOT, HOT HOT.......hahaha......love coming at yer....Enjoy them naps.....  xxx IP: Logged |
AcousticGod
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posted November 15, 2005 04:47 PM
I'm ok. I'm hesitant to comment on myself lately, because even though I can withstand the judgment of people who wouldn't understand me I just don't feel like dealing with it. I have been having some secret fun in the sack, though. Shhh!I'm sorry that you're going through strange times right now, Pix, but perhaps being a complex person myself I admire that in you. There's always a better chance of a challenging and perplexing person understanding me than anyone else, so I find comfort in you even in your times of disillusionment. IP: Logged |
sue g
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posted November 15, 2005 04:50 PM
"I have been having some secret fun in the sack"Oooooh AG....that sounds fun...aint ya gonna expound on that a little bit....after all it is a lovely big sexy full moon in Taurus at the moment.....
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pixelpixie
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posted November 15, 2005 05:46 PM
Thank You!
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AcousticGod
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posted November 15, 2005 07:44 PM
My Aries is nicely adventurous. I'm guessing she's got some Aquarius in her. It's interesting to see her prudish Aries and experimental Aqua go at it. She doesn't call anything by it's dirty name, but she asks me to talk dirty, for instance.---------------- You're more than welcome and deserving, Pix. to you as well. IP: Logged |
sue g
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posted November 16, 2005 11:53 AM
Oooh AG, this is fantastic to hear.....am so glad for you....so are you getting into the dirty talk then......hahahahahaha.....cant beat a bit of smut can ya?  Sue xxx IP: Logged |
AcousticGod
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posted November 16, 2005 05:44 PM
It's amazing how quick you run out of dirty things you can say when the dirty talking is just one way. She seemed to enjoy it quite a bit, though. IP: Logged |
sue g
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posted November 16, 2005 05:49 PM
Ha ha....yeah it is nice to get it back isnt it AG.....one way can be a bit of a strain LOL...maybe she will find more confidence soon enough....what do yer think???xxx IP: Logged |
pixelpixie
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posted November 16, 2005 10:58 PM
I had to come on in to this thread to let you know I am indeed, a functioning sexual woman.
Got over my hump with a nice full hump.
*whew*
It was great too, 'bout time!IP: Logged |
sue g
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posted November 17, 2005 08:28 AM
"with a nice full hump"I wonder if we were havin one at the same time.....how cool would that be.....hahahahaha.... Ye cant keep a good Scorpio down (for long) can ya girl? Delighted for you lovely one......... xxxx IP: Logged |
Bluemoon
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posted November 17, 2005 02:15 PM
I feel like SCREAMING at the top of my lungs! I am so furstarted!!!! I want me some good lovin, I can get sex, BUT WHERE THE HECK IS MY LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IP: Logged |
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