posted September 22, 2005 12:30 PM         

Lialei,

posted September 22, 2005 01:31 PM         

ESPECIALY WHEN ITS CLOSED !

Did that say something about dungeons ?

posted September 22, 2005 01:50 PM         

Sex, sex, sex on the brain, thats all they ever think about....thats what my mother used to say......he he and then she produces a Leo and Scorpio who have lots of planets in the 8th......ooohhh karma coming at you ma........God bless !!!!!

posted September 22, 2005 01:51 PM         

Did you have many male Scorpio lovers.....and if so what did you think !!!

posted September 22, 2005 03:07 PM         

Any Aquarians around here...........hehehehehehehe ........

I take back ALL I said about Aqua men in the past....I really do LOL !!

xxx

posted September 22, 2005 03:26 PM         

ahahhahaa

posted September 22, 2005 10:44 PM         

Lialei? (pronounced Lee-ah-lay) Emptied my mind and it was the first word that came to me. Looked up the meaning of the names~~
Lia means weary
lei is Chinese, meaning either a budding flower or thunderbolt
All these meanings fit right in with where I am at this time in my life. Somewhat on a threshold between being very weary w/the world & its ways,and budding and thundering, like a rebirth.... my Soul flowering in a way its never known (in this life, anyway).

let me know if this rings any bells to you.

dungeons...
quite freaky, isn't it?

Ok, then Acoustic...on your knees then. *halo* hehe...to follow......

posted September 23, 2005 08:50 AM         

Capricorn on His Knees
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by Nola Summers
(01/02/04)

It's not easy being you is it? Could there be a more misunderstood sign? Dedicated, honest, patient, attentive -- what's not to get, here? The occasional streak of stubbornness, cold calculating suspicion, and anxious pessimism shouldn't be looked at as bad, should it? One thing I do know is that if the Capricorn in your life is the top to your bottom, make sure you catch them on one of their dedicated and patient days.

Capricorn's innate aloofness can be misconstrued as remoteness, but try a little love and understanding and you'll eventually tease them out. All things come in time, so make a plan. Capricorns appreciate the finer things in life: comfy beds over hard floors, and silk ties instead of ropes.

The Capricorn woman is head-strong and discriminating. She knows what she wants and expects to be pursued. You should know that there is a rich garden of earthy delights waiting for the right fertilizer. True, fertilizer is just a nice name for something else, but lay it on if you have to; the right amount in the right spot works wonders. Envision this:

That organized suit-wearing librarian shelving dusty old books in the stacks. Fast forward to our little mouse splayed on your crisply-sheeted big bed. Glasses off, hair fanned out on down-filled pillows -- mouth open in a perfect "O." Her fingers are knotted in your hair, your face between her thighs, your tongue buried deep inside her pussy from which emanates a heady odor that could in no way be confused with old books. Your assignment today: How to get from Point A (dusty shelves) to Point B (damp sheets). Off you go!

The Capricorn male may be the last to hand out some sugar but he's the one that wants it the most. He's never quite sure in the beginning of how to ask for what he wants. Self-discipline is a strong point with this one and he's more concerned that you will equate asking with weakness. But there are plenty of people out there that like their men the same way they like a cup of tea -- weak. It's all in the way you drink it. He might lack imagination, but stamina is in full supply. When you say, "I want it again, but this way," I'd be surprised if his answer was anything other than, "Okay."

Capricorn's erogenous zone is the knees. Does this mean massage and kiss and lick their knees? Does it mean get them down on their knees; hands and knees; feet together, knees apart? Don't come on my **** , come on my knees; can I come on your knees? Can I rub my **** in that little "V" behind your knee? Do you think I can come that way, just behind your knee? Should I just get down on my knees? Who knew about knees? Apparently Capricorn did.

Capricorn-Aries

This may work initially while Capricorn is still happy with the Aries take-charge personality. Unfortunately, Capricorn really doesn't like to be told what to do that often. When Aries veers into take as well as take-charge, Capricorn calls it quits.

Capricorn-Taurus

Taurus's overt affection fits Capricorn's warm and fuzzy side quite nicely. When Capricorn is secure anything can happen -- good things; sex; good sex. Perfect little love nest. Cup of tea anyone?

Capricorn-Gemini

Oh dear, this won't last for long. Gemini's verbal quickness leaves Capricorn cold. Mix in the disorganization that governs Gemini's life (however endearing) with the appreciation of control that is Capricorn, and we have a recipe for disaster. Lack of sentimentality on both sides makes this inevitable parting more sweet than sorrowful.

Capricorn-Cancer

Forget it. Capricorn's still waters run deep but very hot. So the amount of times the Capricorn is sexually attracted to anything is pretty high. Cancer's emotional needs open the floodgates but the fact that they are never-ending soon dries the well. Both fear rejection; Cancer withdraws and Capricorn becomes domineering and tyrannical. Ouch -- and not the good kind.

Capricorn-Leo

Will this downward slide never end? Capricorn -- ordered, Leo -- exuberant. Capricorn -- secretive, Leo -- open. Can you see where we're going here? They might rip each other's clothes off, probably more in fury than frenzy. Best case scenario: Capricorn gets to wield the paddle the first time; Leo ties the knots the second; third time's a toss-up, and the fourth is pushing it.

Capricorn-Virgo

This is better. Both are orderly, both neat, both like to be at home, both like the company of a few friends. If they can both agree on which special friend they're going to allow into their little circle, good things can happen. May I suggest another Virgo? Capricorn won't be willing to give up the alpha role and with a gentle push in the right direction, a Virgo -- or two -- will be happy to follow. The neighbors will spend hours trying to work out what's going on. (The one that knocks has figured it out and wants in.)

Capricorn-Libra

Libra is charmed by Capricorn's slowly revealed passions, but needs a constant supply of this newness to remain interested. Capricorn does not see the exotic patterns the Venetian-blind-filtered-winter-sun makes as it dances across your up-turned ass quite the way that Libra sees it. Capricorn sees the dust; to Libra, it's a beautiful thing. Libra will return to their flirtatious, artsy, social ways; maybe not before the sun actually sets, but they will.

Capricorn-Scorpio

Scorpio's possessiveness translates to security in Capricorn's mind. Scorpio's always-smoldering need for sex and limitless imagination ignites Capricorn's well-guarded hearth. When Scorpio says "I'd like to hang you here in the basement, with your hands here, and your feet here," Capricorn will happily make it so.

Capricorn-Sagittarius

These two work on two completely different levels. Sagittarius's free-wheeling-**** -my-way-through-life attitude clashes with Capricorn's "I **** , therefore I am." Period.

Capricorn-Capricorn

Capricorns like and respect each other's hardworking ways. We've pursued each other and that took a little while but it was pleasant. Neither, however, has the wherewithal to light each other's fire. Capricorns are enthusiastic lovers but someone else is going to have to step in and provide direction here.

Capricorn-Aquarius

These two will go from lovers, to friends who occasionally make love, to friends who used to be lovers. And there's nothing wrong with pleasant memories. Aquarius is just too self-expressive for self-controlled Capricorn. A bit like "watch me make myself come" and "I don't do that." (Yes you do, everyone does, why are you saying that you don't? It's not a sign of weakness.)

Capricorn-Pisces

Capricorn is the string that holds the dreamy balloon that is Pisces. Pisces' tendency towards edgy sexual practices helps to loosen Capricorn's natural reserve. Pisces' open and genuine affection makes Capricorn feel secure -- and that's all this little misunderstood gem was looking for in the first place.

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©2003 by Nola Summers
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posted September 23, 2005 08:53 AM         

Clean Sheet-ology: Sagittarius, Ass Up in the Grass
by Nola Summers
(12/03/03)

Sagittarius

Such a list of lovely traits: broadminded, enthusiastic, passionate, charming, impulsive. He or she could talk you into following them home and you'd still think it was your idea the next morning. Don't leave your toothbrush though -- you're not staying that long. I know a lovely Sagittarian that I've been keeping at arms-length for years, because with all the zipping and zagging about he did, I thought he needed taking care of, and that seemed like too much work to do over and above the sex. Silly me, I realize now I could have had that man whenever I wanted -- I just had to send him on his way afterwards. (Where are my car keys? I've got some catching up to do.)

The Sagittarius woman is direct in her pursuit: "I want you," and generous with her affections: "Did you need to come again?" Nothing is that easy though, and what are you going to do when trying to make her jealous doesn't work? Does that mean you get to sleep with other people? It might.

The Sagittarian man is the epitome of the hunter -- the seduction is everything. When he says he loves you, it's not just because he's got his **** buried balls-deep inside you, he means it. He loves you...and you, and you too.

Want it to be finders-keepers? -- Never bore these people, ever. When faced with the choice of black-tie and fine china, or flannel and campfire pots, under the starry skies will win every time. The great outdoors appeals immensely to the Sagittarian, and not sex in the car in the parking lot; ******* in the forests, fellatio in the fields, green knees instead of rug burns when you're ass up on a carpet of moss. How many times did you hear "Go outside and play"? You're just a bigger kid now, so get going, there's a Sagittarian out there somewhere just waiting.

The hips and thighs are Sag's erogenous zones, so do spend lots of time tickling and stroking, licking and nibbling those often ignored spots. We seldom admire the framework when we're waiting to get in, but we should. Isn't it nice when the door swings open and inside it's so warm that the windows and walls are dripping with humidity and it smells so good you just want to eat it all up? Standing on the doorstep just makes it even better when you get inside.

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SAGITTARIUS-ARIES

Their mutual love of the outdoors (see above) and reluctance to pass up any opportunity that presents itself can lead to a very satisfying sex-life, and the occasional sliver or thorn. Both have rather explosive tempers, but when you don't have to wait to get home in bed to make up, arguments and disagreements become less important.

SAGITTARIUS-TAURUS

Really, Sagittarius is just passing through Taurus's space messing up all the rooms on the way -- and Sag is not staying home for any length of time -- certainly no longer than the after-coitus cuddling takes.

SAGITTARIUS-GEMINI

Even though these are opposite signs, their mutual adventurousness connects them in bed -- as long as there is no talking involved -- not even pillow-talk -- but Gemini loves to talk. Don't even bother telling Sagittarius that he's got the biggest **** you've ever seen -- he's a hunter, he'll just think his weapon is better than he thought -- better go use it. Their mutual rootlessness causes them both to move on.

SAGITTARIUS-CANCER

Sagittarius is intrigued with Cancer's sexuality and romanticism, but can't bear the jealousy and moodiness that goes with this relationship. The best part of this union is going to be the chase and capture.

SAGITTARIUS-LEO

Leo loves freedom and drama, and Sagittarius can handle Leo's huge ego. Fortunately Leo's passion is fueled by the Hunter's fight against ownership. When he showers attention on another it angers Leo, but in the ego-machine that is Leo, this just makes her want to prove to him that she is the better lover. A doomed spiral of emotion to be sure, but the ties that bind are never too tight for some.

SAGITTARIUS-VIRGO

Sagittarius just cannot interpret Virgo's concerns as the love that it is. Virgo needs commitment, and Sagittarius just can't do much beyond committing to the right now while I'm in you, you're in me, or we manage to be in each other at the same time.

SAGITTARIUS-LIBRA

Libra the romantic can become hooked by Sagittarius's lust for life. Libra is no stranger to the art of flirtation, and can work Sag just fine. When Libra saunters out the door with another and casts a wink on the way -- Sag will follow. He doesn't have to be the alpha-hunter all the time, as long as he's in on the game.

SAGITTARIUS-SCORPIO

Even though Sagittarius allows Scorpio their little mind-games between the sheets, they will not be controlled beyond that. Scorpio tries to keep the set-them-free karma going, but really can't do it for any length of time. If she can just figure out that she doesn't have to keep him just because she's seen him in her lacy underpants, it could work.

SAGITTARIUS-SAGITTARIUS

As with other like-signs, the initial sameness work...for a bit. These two make fabulous **** -buddies -- Gay, Bi, Straight, whatever -- but they will always eventually pull away. You can't hunt the hunter too many times.

SAGITTARIUS-CAPRICORN

Look away...run even. Capricorn's slow steady approach to everything drives fast and flighty Sagittarius away. Sag will want out so quickly she may forget to untie poor Capricorn before heading out the door.

SAGITTARIUS-AQUARIUS

Sagittarius's experimentalism fuels the Aquarian's innovativeness. Watch out! Either one could be hanging upside down in the basement being penetrated with -- oh, pick something from the tool bench...and they'd both be loving every minute of it. Whose turn is it now?

SAGITTARIUS-PISCES

These two can appeal to each other on several levels. Pisces' spiritualism calms Sagittarius somewhat, while Sagittarius's zest for life and living fires up the sometimes cool Piscean. So where does this leave us here? Not too hot and not too cool? The middle is never where Sagittarius wants to be, unless it's between two Libras.

©2003 by Nola Summers

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posted September 23, 2005 09:34 AM         

If it's not to much to ask, would you do Taurus also!!!