posted September 21, 2005 01:39 PM         

Clean Sheet-ology: Sexing Scorpio Up
by Nola Summers
(11/05/03)

Scorpio: Sex is empowering: good sex, all powerful to the Scorpion. It's a way of life. There is no such thing as "I don't feel like it." Only variations of "I don't feel like it right now, with you."

Scorpio, often misunderstood, has shouldered much bad press. The biggest misconception here is that the Scorpion is promiscuous -- flitting about from post to portal. Not so. Being in touch with your own needs and not being afraid of them is a plus -- and good for you for helping lusty Scorpio on their road to fulfillment. There's just one thing; if you think you were the initiator -- think again -- more likely the initiated, the chosen, the decided upon -- however you want to dress it up, you were still the one undressed. You may have floated through Scorpio's line of vision 10 minutes or 10 days ago, but be assured that you have been thoroughly ****** already. Remember that over-heated feeling you experienced when you found yourself caught in their "see right through you stare"? Got you, now they're going to have you.

The public face of a Scorpio relationship rarely reflects the private goings on. That seemingly subservient Scorpio female might just be packing the perfect little strap-on under that sexy dress. She will either fascinate or frighten the people she comes across as she metes out her looks of destruction or desire. Often dominating, emotionally demanding, and possessive, once possessed, her chosen partners want nothing more than to be owned -- completely.

The Scorpio male is totally masculine, even while being ridden. If you are applying strokes to his pliant ass, stop to wonder if it's submission on his part or a subversive nurturing of your dominance fueled by the simmering danger that lies just below his surface. He will, in a carefully planned way, bring out the most sensual in any partner.

Scorpio's erogenous zone is the genitals. Scorpio's underpants could be described as always at a slow burn (if they've even got them on) but the breath that ignites that flame resides squarely up top in that quietly dark deep mind.

Want to catch or keep this mysterious being? Don't fake it -- they'll know. Don't pretend to listen -- they'll know. Life is sex...repeat after me...sex is life, life is sex.

Scorpio-Aries

There is a hot immediate attraction here. Aries' willingness to experiment fits nicely with Scorpio's "whatever works is good" attitude. Scorpio will even buy Aries his own high-heels and lacy underpants so hers don't get stretched out. Aries can come first, and sometimes be the only one coming, but making a habit of that will soon leave Aries coming alone.

Scorpio-Taurus

Strong like a bull -- let's go again. Now what? Okay, let's go again. Taurus has the stamina to keep up, but who owns who here? Okay, let's go again. Taurus, pay complete attention...or you're not going again.

Scorpio-Gemini

Gemini, that old split-personality, is enthused by the Scorpion's obvious insatiability, but driven to distraction with the thought that someone else might be in the driver's seat when he's not there. Scorpio is confused by this as Gemini appears totally committed one day and oblivious the next. There's no denying the outright lust, but seatbelts and crash helmets may be needed to stay the course. Nothing breaks up a long journey like a good hard **** on the side of the road though -- especially when you know there's a comfy warm bed waiting for you both when you do eventually get there.

Scorpio-Cancer

A little possessiveness goes a long way -- a bit like a leash and collar you can wear to the grocery store. Scorpio happily interprets Cancer's jealousy as love, and welcomes the accompanying passivity as a cozy fit to that undeniable need to control.

Scorpio-Leo

The physical attraction here is huge -- and size does matter -- this is not a piece of cake we're taking about. Ego problems abound, clashes of will, fights over lubes, and paddles, silk ties or cord, big plugs, butt plugs, latex, rubber, paddles, your turn, my turn, the list goes on and on.

Scorpio-Virgo

Virgo's restrained nature appeals somewhat to Scorpio's demonstrative side. While restrained, Virgo accepts the limitations, and doesn't struggle or shout over the gag, and the simple act of not fighting touches Scorpio's psyche in a special way. At last -- someone who understands that they are simply not in charge.

Scorpio-Libra

Libra loves odd people, and Scorpio's stand-out appeal makes Libra want to add him or her to their collection. But we know by now that that is simply not going to work here.

Scorpio-Scorpio

These two approach each other like they're first in line at an all-you-can-eat buffet -- but overeating eventually gives you a big belly ache -- and soon enough nobody will be rubbing anyone's tummy. With the open-mindedness of both, you would think it would work, but it can't.

Scorpio-Sagittarius

The temptation is so great on Scorpio's part to fulfill all of the fantasies that willing Sag wants filled. Problem is, this would just make Sag happy as could be, and more inclined to get out there in the big world and spread the happiness. Nothing short of chaining their little Sag ass to the bed is going to keep them home -- which takes it beyond the scope of sex-play, doesn't it?

Scorpio-Capricorn

Capricorn's natural reticence actually appeals to Scorpio's passion-fueled emotions. It's that old control thing again. If Capricorn says they don't like ass-play, for example, Scorpio will take great pleasure in making them come with just one (maybe two) red lacquered finger-tips slid in at just the right time. Oops -- how did that happen?

Scorpio-Aquarius

Their mutual curiosity facilitates their hold-my-hand-honey, headfirst-dive into unusual sexual practices; unusual to the general population, but not to them. Unfortunately, the Aquarian free-love and freedom ethic just can't measure up to Scorpio's need to be the center of their immediate sexual universe.

Scorpio-Pisces

At last, a meeting of the minds -- the unspoken communication between Dom and sub really exists. Pisces is able to wield the power on those nights that Scorpio demands, "If you loved me you'd hurt me...just...right...there." Intuition, a steady hand, and mutual desire allow these two to root out and share each other's basest needs...again...and again...and again.

©2003 by Nola Summers

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Nola Summers has combined honest to goodness research with time spent on her back gazing at the heavens, and come up with a few ideas of her own on the sexual ins and outs of our individual astrological signs. Her work is never-ending, as the stars and planets continue to move across the sky, pulling unsuspecting lovers in their wake

posted September 21, 2005 01:40 PM         

Have a good one, All.

posted September 21, 2005 02:27 PM         

Soooooooooooo

Good to be a

Scorpioooooooooooo

posted September 21, 2005 03:54 PM         

he he I dont know how to use them other feckers ha h !!!

xx

posted September 21, 2005 05:36 PM         

Go to that site, and copy the line to the left of the smiley you want to use. Then paste it here in your message.

To copy it, hold down your mouse button and scroll over the text until it (and only it) is highlighted. Then either right click and choose Copy, or just press Ctrl+C.

Then when you're writing over here either right click and choose Paste, or press Ctrl+V. Then that tag ([img]blahblahblah[/img]) will appear in your message, and put up the image (just like the ones using the colons).

I think you already know my scorpionic influences: Mars in Scorp, Sun and Jupiter in the 8th (Scorp's house).

posted September 21, 2005 06:55 PM         

Mmm...Scorps....I met a male one once, I was 21 and he was 42 - a very sexy Irish guy. We worked together, I worked in the office and he in the warehouse. At tea break he used to come up behind me and squeeze me so tight and one day he told me he loved me............he was double my age, but I was very attracted to him.

Anyway when I left that place of work, I got a bit drunk and he gave me a spin home in his car.......I asked him in to my house (I was married to my first hubbie at the time)....so anyway he grabs me so tight I thought i was gonna pass out......he told me he loved me and wanted to make love to me, but wouldnt cos I was married and young.......we got very close....he was very respectful!

He had the most potent sexual energy....it was all consuming.....he was very powerful.....I will never forget him......Jees he would be 67 now.....I wonder if he........LOL

posted September 22, 2005 03:40 AM         

Sometimes my passion do overwhlemeth me.....and I find sex is a very positive channel for that....quite male in that way...

So Tink are you not as keen then girl :

posted September 22, 2005 10:24 AM         

mmmm......if I had to choose......mmmm.......I would have both......hehehehe....

I am sure if I had to do without nooky......I would be.......like a mad axe woman...hahahahaha !!!!

That test didnt come yet......"Praise the Lord".....(sorry Fayte couldnt resist)......anyway...fayte, sex or no sex....I bet you could give a bloke an orgasm by just opening your mouth............ LOL !!!!

Love you

posted September 22, 2005 10:56 AM         

how bout Aquas?

Aquarius: a Roller Coaster Ride in the Bedroom...Kitchen...Living Room...Basement...
See other astrology signs
by Nola Summers
(02/04/04)

Aquarius

If there was a land of Aquarians, and you could go there, it would be a place where the men were men, the women were women, and all their partners in every conceivable combination were satisfied. They are a devoted, friendly bunch; open-minded, tolerant, and playful. The less tolerant around them may perceive their spontaneity as being unpredictable and their ability to move on as an inability to commit. Aquarians are intellectual, enjoy good conversation, and can dish out a double-meaning better than most. I once accused an Aquarian of being lazy. He wasn’t, he replied, he’d just lost interest in the task at hand; there were plenty of things he was interested in, and he was quite enthusiastic when involved in them -- well said without actually saying. Not lazy then, but still not a fan of hard work; they’ll order the easy-assemble, easy-stow under the bed St. Andrew’s Cross Kit before they build their own.

All that free-love stuff associated with Aquarius is intriguing isn’t it? Well, go with it if you want, but don’t bother with the pretense that you’re not up to something. If you’re doing the neighbor, or your boss, or your old girlfriend, the pizza delivery guy -- whoever, don’t lie about it. You probably won’t have to stop it, but you’d better tell the truth. Aquarians are delighted by the differences of the world. They will not be wearing matching outfits unless it’s skin against skin. Ever f*&k someone when you were completely naked and they were fully dressed? Probably an Aquarian -- gotta love them..

Chain them if you must, just leave the key within reach; they need to know that they are free to go whenever they want. Don’t tell them you’re not done as they head out the door, or they won’t be coming back. Most importantly do not bore them -- they will treat you like you have the plague.

The Aquarian man is an intellectual, and wants a mind to go with the warm body he’s bedding. He’d like you to be right there with him, and you’d better pay attention so you’ll know exactly how it is that you’ve ended up strapped to the coffee table. A veritable roller coaster ride in the bedroom, kitchen, living room, basement; if you’ve missed a spot, he just hasn’t had you there yet.

The Aquarian woman is not far different. You’d better know more than her first name that first time. Don’t even try faking it, because she’ll know, and you’ll be gone faster than you came -- if you even get that far.

The ankles and calves are Aquarian hot spots. Who can resist delicately turned ankles and tapered calve muscles flashing briefly beneath a long slitted skirt; slipping out of the rumpled bed sheets; stretched and straining to reach the very highest shelf? They will be most appreciative that even though you know what’s at the top of that fabulous leg, you are willing to start way down at the bottom.

AQUARIUS-ARIES

Aries aggressiveness coupled with Aquarian inventiveness provides a platform for loads of fun. Neither likes to be controlled or dominated, but Aries can’t help but try, and Aquarius will not have it; not that way, not this way, not if you continue to tell them how it’s going to be.

AQUARIUS-TAURUS

Stop it. No, really, don’t even go there. No. These two are complete opposites. What Taurus needs, Aquarius cannot provide. This pairing is just wrong -- Taurus will even cling too much in the leaving for Aquarius. Just keep moving.

AQUARIUS-GEMINI

Both love to socialize and want a relationship without the upheaval of jealousy and restraint -- but where’s the passion in that? If I let you squeeze your big man feet into my white high heels and dress up as a nurse every night, even that will become boring (and I’ll be out a pair of good shoes). Boredom on both sides is disastrous for these two.

AQUARIUS-CANCER

Cancer feels as unwanted and neglected as can be, since the Aquarian is openly affectionate with everyone. They need much more attention directed their way. As much as Cancer wants to open the cage, they can’t help grabbing a wing as Aquarius flies by. End result -- no tail feather -- empty nest -- no tail.

AQUARIUS-LEO

This is a better situation; lots of hot sex to start things off. The inventiveness that is Aquarius complements Leo’s energy and physicality. An “I’ve been thinking...” and an “I can do...” find each other. No need to ply the other with a glass of wine over a romantic dinner. Call midday and tell them what you’ve been thinking, and by the time you get home they’ll have tied themselves to the bedpost. Things start to unravel when “I am the world,” Aquarius realizes, that to Leo, the world is Leo.

AQUARIUS-VIRGO

There may be a meeting of the minds here, but thigh to thigh, ass to c@%k, tongue to nipple, hip to hip, won’t press up against each other for long. Oh there’s always the first time or two, but when Aquarius starts bringing home strays, Virgo will change the locks and kick everyone out.

AQUARIUS-LIBRA

Libra won’t change the locks; they’ll have extra keys made. These two are diplomatic enough to maneuver each other. Neither will attempt to curtail the others activities at the risk of losing a partner that tolerates their behavior. Neither minds that there is a rope, as long as no one pulls it back in. They both enjoy socializing, entertainment, and the arts.

They will go to the gallery opening and have fun at the after-party picking out strays together, to bring home and play with.

AQUARIUS-SCORPIO

Hot with a forecast for more heat. To these two, after-sex bruises, and ripped clothing is normal -- and that’s when they’re taking it easy on each other. Scorpio men or women will take as much as they can and give as good as they get as often as they can, and this suits the Aquarian just fine. If Scorpio can control the possessiveness that is their inner demon, then Aquarius may stay.

AQUARIUS-SAGITTARIUS

Practically a free-love, jealousy-free zone. Both want new places, and to have fun with the new faces they find there -- and if it’s dark in the dungeon and they can’t see the face that comes with this new place -- so what! They both may shun the real ties that bind, but will enjoy each other while it lasts.

AQUARIUS-CAPRICORN

Aquarius wants to be free and Capricorn wants to contain. Short-lived at best; but you can’t have a one-night, one-week, one-month stand without someone to have it with, and then there has to be a reason to move on, so these types of pairings are quite necessary in the grand scheme. Go find your beloved soul-mate somewhere else; but for now, could you bend over the arm of that couch and let me in?

AQUARIUS-AQUARIUS

These two do like each other -- but like is not “must have.” It’s the difference between doing it in the commercial and thinking you will drown in your own pussy juice if you don’t have that rock hard **** inside you right ******* now. Can’t speak for everyone of course, but I prefer the later -- repeatedly.

AQUARIUS-PISCES

Pisces, in their inherent dreamy way, will go along with whatever Aquarius dreams up. To keep this going, Aquarius will have to tell Pisces that they love and need them at the breakfast table, and make it as convincing as they did last night when they were on the down stroke of the paddle that they talked their little Fish into wielding. Pisces needs reassurance on a regular basis, and “right there baby, nobody hurts me like you do, I love you,” only works in the heat of the moment.

See other astrology signs

©2004 by Nola Summers

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posted September 22, 2005 10:57 AM         

how about Aquas?

Aquarius: a Roller Coaster Ride in the Bedroom...Kitchen...Living Room...Basement...
See other astrology signs
by Nola Summers
(02/04/04)

Aquarius

If there was a land of Aquarians, and you could go there, it would be a place where the men were men, the women were women, and all their partners in every conceivable combination were satisfied. They are a devoted, friendly bunch; open-minded, tolerant, and playful. The less tolerant around them may perceive their spontaneity as being unpredictable and their ability to move on as an inability to commit. Aquarians are intellectual, enjoy good conversation, and can dish out a double-meaning better than most. I once accused an Aquarian of being lazy. He wasn’t, he replied, he’d just lost interest in the task at hand; there were plenty of things he was interested in, and he was quite enthusiastic when involved in them -- well said without actually saying. Not lazy then, but still not a fan of hard work; they’ll order the easy-assemble, easy-stow under the bed St. Andrew’s Cross Kit before they build their own.

All that free-love stuff associated with Aquarius is intriguing isn’t it? Well, go with it if you want, but don’t bother with the pretense that you’re not up to something. If you’re doing the neighbor, or your boss, or your old girlfriend, the pizza delivery guy -- whoever, don’t lie about it. You probably won’t have to stop it, but you’d better tell the truth. Aquarians are delighted by the differences of the world. They will not be wearing matching outfits unless it’s skin against skin. Ever **** someone when you were completely naked and they were fully dressed? Probably an Aquarian -- gotta love them..

Chain them if you must, just leave the key within reach; they need to know that they are free to go whenever they want. Don’t tell them you’re not done as they head out the door, or they won’t be coming back. Most importantly do not bore them -- they will treat you like you have the plague.

The Aquarian man is an intellectual, and wants a mind to go with the warm body he’s bedding. He’d like you to be right there with him, and you’d better pay attention so you’ll know exactly how it is that you’ve ended up strapped to the coffee table. A veritable roller coaster ride in the bedroom, kitchen, living room, basement; if you’ve missed a spot, he just hasn’t had you there yet.

The Aquarian woman is not far different. You’d better know more than her first name that first time. Don’t even try faking it, because she’ll know, and you’ll be gone faster than you came -- if you even get that far.

The ankles and calves are Aquarian hot spots. Who can resist delicately turned ankles and tapered calve muscles flashing briefly beneath a long slitted skirt; slipping out of the rumpled bed sheets; stretched and straining to reach the very highest shelf? They will be most appreciative that even though you know what’s at the top of that fabulous leg, you are willing to start way down at the bottom.

AQUARIUS-ARIES

Aries aggressiveness coupled with Aquarian inventiveness provides a platform for loads of fun. Neither likes to be controlled or dominated, but Aries can’t help but try, and Aquarius will not have it; not that way, not this way, not if you continue to tell them how it’s going to be.

AQUARIUS-TAURUS

Stop it. No, really, don’t even go there. No. These two are complete opposites. What Taurus needs, Aquarius cannot provide. This pairing is just wrong -- Taurus will even cling too much in the leaving for Aquarius. Just keep moving.

AQUARIUS-GEMINI

Both love to socialize and want a relationship without the upheaval of jealousy and restraint -- but where’s the passion in that? If I let you squeeze your big man feet into my white high heels and dress up as a nurse every night, even that will become boring (and I’ll be out a pair of good shoes). Boredom on both sides is disastrous for these two.

AQUARIUS-CANCER

Cancer feels as unwanted and neglected as can be, since the Aquarian is openly affectionate with everyone. They need much more attention directed their way. As much as Cancer wants to open the cage, they can’t help grabbing a wing as Aquarius flies by. End result -- no tail feather -- empty nest -- no tail.

AQUARIUS-LEO

This is a better situation; lots of hot sex to start things off. The inventiveness that is Aquarius complements Leo’s energy and physicality. An “I’ve been thinking...” and an “I can do...” find each other. No need to ply the other with a glass of wine over a romantic dinner. Call midday and tell them what you’ve been thinking, and by the time you get home they’ll have tied themselves to the bedpost. Things start to unravel when “I am the world,” Aquarius realizes, that to Leo, the world is Leo.

AQUARIUS-VIRGO

There may be a meeting of the minds here, but thigh to thigh, ass to **** , tongue to nipple, hip to hip, won’t press up against each other for long. Oh there’s always the first time or two, but when Aquarius starts bringing home strays, Virgo will change the locks and kick everyone out.

AQUARIUS-LIBRA

Libra won’t change the locks; they’ll have extra keys made. These two are diplomatic enough to maneuver each other. Neither will attempt to curtail the others activities at the risk of losing a partner that tolerates their behavior. Neither minds that there is a rope, as long as no one pulls it back in. They both enjoy socializing, entertainment, and the arts.

They will go to the gallery opening and have fun at the after-party picking out strays together, to bring home and play with.

AQUARIUS-SCORPIO

Hot with a forecast for more heat. To these two, after-sex bruises, and ripped clothing is normal -- and that’s when they’re taking it easy on each other. Scorpio men or women will take as much as they can and give as good as they get as often as they can, and this suits the Aquarian just fine. If Scorpio can control the possessiveness that is their inner demon, then Aquarius may stay.

AQUARIUS-SAGITTARIUS

Practically a free-love, jealousy-free zone. Both want new places, and to have fun with the new faces they find there -- and if it’s dark in the dungeon and they can’t see the face that comes with this new place -- so what! They both may shun the real ties that bind, but will enjoy each other while it lasts.

AQUARIUS-CAPRICORN

Aquarius wants to be free and Capricorn wants to contain. Short-lived at best; but you can’t have a one-night, one-week, one-month stand without someone to have it with, and then there has to be a reason to move on, so these types of pairings are quite necessary in the grand scheme. Go find your beloved soul-mate somewhere else; but for now, could you bend over the arm of that couch and let me in?

AQUARIUS-AQUARIUS

These two do like each other -- but like is not “must have.” It’s the difference between doing it in the commercial and thinking you will drown in your own pussy juice if you don’t have that rock hard **** inside you right ******* now. Can’t speak for everyone of course, but I prefer the later -- repeatedly.

AQUARIUS-PISCES

Pisces, in their inherent dreamy way, will go along with whatever Aquarius dreams up. To keep this going, Aquarius will have to tell Pisces that they love and need them at the breakfast table, and make it as convincing as they did last night when they were on the down stroke of the paddle that they talked their little Fish into wielding. Pisces needs reassurance on a regular basis, and “right there baby, nobody hurts me like you do, I love you,” only works in the heat of the moment.

See other astrology signs

©2004 by Nola Summers

posted September 22, 2005 11:03 AM         

Cappies for AG?

hope this is not too risque...astrologically I think it's verrrrrry interesting, but hope I'm not crossing a line at the forums here. Wouldn't want to offend.

?....

Back for more later if all is good then.

posted September 22, 2005 11:07 AM         

The more on Aqua's the merrier in my book.