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Topic: Cat Diary
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Dee
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posted January 18, 2015 02:44 AM
  
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Ayelet
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posted January 22, 2015 11:02 AM
The authorities?! Since when do cats think that way? (Of course I know how a cat thinks lol)IP: Logged |
PlutoSurvivor
Moderator Posts: 1434
From: USA
Registered: Sep 2011
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posted February 01, 2015 03:45 AM
Oh my, that's kind of horrible.
Here's an entry from my cats' diary just yesterday (happy cats):
Dear diary,
The authorities blessed us with a fascinating device that successfully distracts us from showering with them. It also made us lose interest in disrupting the authorities' teeth-brushing routine, as we used to love pitter-pattering in and out of the sink bowl as they rinsed. This brand new shiny and smooth silvery device spits out filtered spring water in a steady stream, magically providing opportunities for refreshment and play. Thank you authorities for the Pioneer Fountain that you promised us. We promise to drink up our daily requirement, keep our paws clean, and just so you don't get bored we promise to provide ample occasions for you to wipe up our splish-splashes off the kitchen tile as we test the stamina of this new technology. IP: Logged |
Randall
Webmaster Posts: 50290
From: Saturn next to Charmaine
Registered: Apr 2009
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posted February 22, 2015 08:13 AM
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Originally posted by PlutoSurvivor:
Oh my, that's kind of horrible.
Here's an entry from my cats' diary just yesterday (happy cats):
Dear diary,
The authorities blessed us with a fascinating device that successfully distracts us from showering with them. It also made us lose interest in disrupting the authorities' teeth-brushing routine, as we used to love pitter-pattering in and out of the sink bowl as they rinsed. This brand new shiny and smooth silvery device spits out filtered spring water in a steady stream, magically providing opportunities for refreshment and play. Thank you authorities for the Pioneer Fountain that you promised us. We promise to drink up our daily requirement, keep our paws clean, and just so you don't get bored we promise to provide ample occasions for you to wipe up our splish-splashes off the kitchen tile as we test the stamina of this new technology.
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