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Randall
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posted June 02, 2017 02:36 PM
  
Those two were hilarious!IP: Logged |
mirage29
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posted June 02, 2017 09:40 PM
I really enjoyed the God-Fish story, and the new priest's spontaneous remark!IP: Logged |
Randall
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posted June 03, 2017 09:48 AM
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Randall
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posted June 04, 2017 01:37 PM
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Randall
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posted June 05, 2017 11:45 AM
I like the last two the best.IP: Logged |
Randall
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posted June 06, 2017 10:41 AM
quote:
Originally posted by PixieJane:
Oldies but goodies...  
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Randall
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posted June 07, 2017 03:55 PM
Baptist preachers can be a bit plain. IP: Logged |
Randall
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posted June 08, 2017 10:32 AM
Low key Amens.IP: Logged |
PixieJane
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posted June 08, 2017 09:32 PM
 Exposure to human beings makes this seem all too likely to me.  IP: Logged |
Randall
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posted June 09, 2017 10:32 AM
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Randall
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posted June 10, 2017 01:51 PM
Humans...can't live with them, can't kill all of them with plagues.IP: Logged |
Randall
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posted June 11, 2017 01:17 PM
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Randall
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posted June 12, 2017 03:51 PM
That's the sound of one hand clapping.IP: Logged |
anonymidarkness
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posted June 29, 2017 04:50 AM
I'm not sure where this one belongs, it has its one leg here and another leg in that "Dirty Jokes" thread.So, *drumroll* here it goes :- A priest wanted to raise money for his
church. He had been told that there was a
fortune to be made racing horses, so he
decided to purchase one and try his luck.
However, horses were too expensive at the
auction, and so he bought a donkey instead.
He entered the donkey in the races, and to
his surprise it placed third. The next day the
sports page in the local newspaper carried
the headline, "Priest's Ass Shows." The priest was very excited, so he entered
his donkey in another race. This time it won
and the papers carried the headline,
"Priest's Ass Out In Front." The bishop was so upset with this kind of
publicity that he asked the priest not to enter
his donkey in any more races. Next day the
papers read, "Bishop Scratches Priest's Ass." This was too much for the bishop, so he
ordered the priest to get rid of the donkey,
and the priest gave it to a nun in a nearby
convent. The headlines read, "Nun Has Best
Ass In Town." The bishop fainted. Later he informed the
nun that she should dispose of the donkey
immediately, so she sold it to a farmer for
ten dollars. The paper faithfully reported the
news, "Nun Peddles Ass For Ten Bucks."
They buried the bishop the next day. IP: Logged |
anonymidarkness
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posted June 29, 2017 04:52 AM
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Originally posted by Randall:
That's the sound of one hand clapping.
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mirage29
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posted June 29, 2017 09:53 PM
anonymidarkness! Ticklish humor-- hilarious! 
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Randall
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posted June 30, 2017 02:11 PM
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Randall
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posted July 01, 2017 07:22 PM
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Originally posted by mirage29:
anonymidarkness! Ticklish humor-- hilarious!
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anonymidarkness
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posted July 02, 2017 12:30 AM
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anonymidarkness! Ticklish humor-- hilarious!
Glad to have made you laugh, mirage  IP: Logged |
Randall
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posted August 13, 2017 01:28 PM
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mirage29
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posted August 14, 2017 05:13 PM
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anonymidarkness
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posted August 23, 2017 02:21 PM
Been a while, here's one...A priest and a drunken bus driver arrived
at the pearly gates where they met St. Peter.
"I am the village priest and would like to be
admitted to heaven," said the priest.
"And I am the village bus driver and I want
to come in too," said the drunk.
"Okay," said St. Peter. "You, Mr. Priest, will
have to wait over there for a few years, but
you Mr. Bus Driver, you can go right in."
"But wait a minute," said the priest, "I
preached every Sunday in church and taught
people how to pray and be good. He is
nothing but a drunkard."
"Listen," said St. Peter, "when you preached
everybody slept. But when he drove,
everybody prayed like crazy." IP: Logged |
PixieJane
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posted August 23, 2017 06:26 PM
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anonymidarkness
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posted August 26, 2017 10:44 AM
One day, Jesus wakes up in a bad mood. He is feeling
depressed and lethargic. In fact, a typical Monday-morning
feeling. He wanders around heaven looking for someone to
cheer him up and finally arrives at the Pearly Gates where
Saint Peter is interviewing the new arrivals. Suddenly he
sees an old man with a long white beard whose face looks
familiar. He goes up to him. "Excuse me sir," says Jesus,
"but your face seems familiar. I am sure we have met.
What did you do on earth?" The old man smiles. "As a
matter of fact," he says, "I am a carpenter and lived a full
and happy life until my son left home and became world
famous. I never saw him again." Jesus looks at him with
astonishment and says with delight, "Dad!" The old man
opens his eyes wide and rushes forward with outstretched
arms, crying, "Pinocchio!"IP: Logged |
anonymidarkness
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posted August 26, 2017 10:57 AM
http://youtu.be/6D7rWLzloOI IP: Logged |
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