posted December 25, 2013 05:21 PM            

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I never, with my eyes, saw the mistreatment of any black person," Robertson told GQ writer Drew Margary. "Not once. Where we lived was all farmers. The blacks worked for the farmers. I hoed cotton with them. I’m with the blacks, because we’re white trash. We’re going across the field.... They’re singing and happy. I never heard one of them, one black person, say, ‘I tell you what: These doggone white people’—not a word!... Pre-entitlement, pre-welfare, you say: Were they happy? They were godly; they were happy; no one was singing the blues."
Phil Robertson

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posted December 25, 2013 06:22 PM            

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Originally posted by Lexxigramer:

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I've wanted to do an experiment with my Bible Belt family for awhile now: show up with a black man and a white woman and say I'm in love with both but can't decide who to marry as I'm just curious which they'd find easier to deal with (though I'm fairly certain that the less religious members would be more comfortable if I were with a white woman over a black man). Natch, I'd have the black guy wax on the kids he wants (and who promises will bring them to visit my family often) with names like Tyrone, LaTonya, Shandra, "And at least one boy named Barack."