posted September 23, 2020 02:02 AM            

No he shouldn't, as Krampus may intercept the letter and come to torment the letter writer for not believing in the Christmas entities. Such a person should instead send a letter to the tooth fairy for protection against Krampus as well as other Christmas rogues as Ded Moroz who will steal your booze and drugs, and perhaps make time with married women and any other females in range.

And remember, scramble the letters in Santa to get the word Satan.

Strangely, believers and non-believers alike who mail a letter to Santa Claus are as likely, or unlikely, to get what they want for Christmas, after other variable factors are taken into account. Just as strangely, kids who are told there's a Santa by parents, and then told otherwise later on (or mocked for "not figuring it out") seem to continue to believe in other invisible entities promoted by the same parents. Yet the strangest of all if that no matter how many invisible entities they may believe in, they'll think the Great Pumpkin is just silly.

Beware the Communist agents disguised as Santa who pass along messages of good deeds and loving each other over celebrating with lots of loot and latest toys (including cars and new phones for adults that will need to be replaced in a year or so when the software can't be updated).