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Topic: Penis
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swirl-kitt
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Registered: Apr 2009
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posted May 03, 2009 02:31 PM
  
Nope.. Cancer rising here. With a small bust.Astrology fails in this particular department I guess.. IP: Logged |
MyVirgoMask
Knowflake Posts: 3480
From: Bay Area, CA
Registered: May 2009
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posted May 03, 2009 02:35 PM
Sure, Lara...I'll swap for a few days 
Hmmm....boobs and astrology. Maybe the moon, or Venus, and any kind of aspects with 1st house ruler with those? Maybe something with Jupiter too.
I am obviously obsessed with Jupiter.
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Kamots
Knowflake Posts: 30
From: Cascais, Portugal
Registered: May 2009
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posted May 03, 2009 02:40 PM
This first post from my new lindaland registration needs to be memorable...I have one cm (half an inch), that hits like a mach truck, it's vibration is faster than the speed of light, creating a high pitched "**** a doodle doo" tune in the process that'll make you cry for more.
Oh yeah baby! You're in for the best 3 seconds in your life and will never knew what hit you... literally!! True story... IP: Logged |
Alia
Knowflake Posts: 477
From: az
Registered: Apr 2009
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posted May 03, 2009 02:42 PM
what about the way they use it,,,?
i think thats more important than the size.so i think thats ruled by lord of the 5th and venus. my best lover had ruler of 5th in 5th -moon- and venus sag or maybe was just his mars conj my moon to do the magic...lol IP: Logged |
Lara
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posted May 03, 2009 02:44 PM
hmmmwell i have moon and venus quincunx my 1st ruler 
I guess the quincunx creatively diminishing my boobs?  I also have moon/venus trine jupiter!!!!!
I def got the short straw on the bOOb front though... only time i've ever needed to even wear a bra was when l was 9 months pregnant and then breast feeding!
I miss my breast feeding bazooka's. I used to be able to fill a cup from 20 paces  IP: Logged |
AcousticGod
Knowflake Posts: 4447
From: Pleasanton, CA
Registered: Apr 2009
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posted May 03, 2009 02:54 PM
I don't know why on this emphasis on things being in the first house. I don't think that's necessarily where you should look for any of this stuff.For big boobs, I'd look for Cancer and 4th house influence as Cancer is the mother of the zodiac. Of course, this is assuming that it's astrology, and not genetics. IP: Logged |
Cheshire Kat
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posted May 03, 2009 02:56 PM
Um has for boobies, Im a C at best though I despise having them. I started binding last year and my sister wants me stop.She says one day I am worried your binding is going to cut off your breathing and you'll die and it'll be messed up for me to call the rest of the family and friends and say that you died in a boobie related accident. Ruler of of my 4th house is Aries, ruling planet Mars in the 9th. My moon in Pisces in the 2nd/3rd not sure and Cancer is on my 7th house. I have 3 planets in the 1st house and the closest sitting on my Ascendant is the Sun out of all of them. Venus conjuct Jupiter is my tightest orb I think. Jupiter and Venus is in the 8th.
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lechien
Knowflake Posts: 664
From: my 30 cubic square meter room with a rat!
Registered: May 2009
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posted May 03, 2009 03:10 PM
i have Jupiter in Cancer and Moon in the 4th house. and guess! i have happily small-sized breast! it its my figure.as for penis... i don't have one. but my ex who was so proud of his endowment, i don't see anything particularly significant on his chart... i don't know his birth time though. IP: Logged |
taumini
Knowflake Posts: 70
From: The Big Smoke
Registered: May 2009
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posted May 03, 2009 03:19 PM
Patrick, was his name and he was a Virgo, believe it or not..........Nearly had me bleedin' eye out!!!!!  I do agree that both Taureans and Scorpions seem to be connected to the genitalia in a mostly positive light..... IP: Logged |
Lara
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posted May 03, 2009 03:22 PM
You know the nickname for PATRICK is RATPRICK, don't you IP: Logged |
taumini
Knowflake Posts: 70
From: The Big Smoke
Registered: May 2009
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posted May 03, 2009 03:46 PM
LOL!!! More like FAT*****!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IP: Logged |
Lara
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posted May 03, 2009 03:51 PM
ummm except no F in patrick Better than having the name JUSTIN eh? IP: Logged |
leapinglemur14
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posted May 03, 2009 04:56 PM
ok so the longest i ever had was a mars in aqua and a lil thicker than average.the thickest i've ever had was mars in pisces.... you guys can chew on that thought for a while. i have cancer venus in the fourth and i'm a C...i want them bigger they seem small to me but i think it's cuz im tall. oh and sorry if my post seems to be off topic cuz i only read like the 1st half of the page and the last one. IP: Logged |
MyVirgoMask
Knowflake Posts: 3480
From: Bay Area, CA
Registered: May 2009
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posted May 03, 2009 04:59 PM
Um, your boobs are by no means small, Leaping LOLThis thread just won't stay down  I look at the astro page and start laughing: Penis with a thumbs up sign next to it...
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Astrostar
Newflake Posts: 19
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posted May 03, 2009 05:11 PM
Is premature ejaculte Mars in Scorpio?IP: Logged |
Deux*Antares
Knowflake Posts: 879
From: I am where I am and it's enough.
Registered: Apr 2009
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posted May 03, 2009 05:47 PM
Astrostar, are you a guy?IP: Logged |
lechien
Knowflake Posts: 664
From: my 30 cubic square meter room with a rat!
Registered: May 2009
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posted May 03, 2009 05:52 PM
no way my lover has Scorpio Mars and he can go for a loooong time! IP: Logged |
MyVirgoMask
Knowflake Posts: 3480
From: Bay Area, CA
Registered: May 2009
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posted May 03, 2009 06:14 PM
So maybe Mars in a fixed sign can help keep a guy going and going. IP: Logged |
WinkAway
Moderator Posts: 1540
From: here, there & everywhere
Registered: Apr 2009
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posted May 03, 2009 06:34 PM
LOL...I can't believe how this thread just keeps growing...and growing..
no.. wait, not like that
lolI'm a DD and my daughter is a DDD
even when I was skinnier...same size..ugg!
I'd trade them in for a pair of mosquito bites any day!! still think it's genetic's... ------------------
"I'm selfish, impatient, & a little insecure. I make mistakes, I'm out of control and at times I'm hard to handle, but if you cant handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best." - Marliyn Monroe
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Maire31
Newflake Posts: 10
From: here there and everywhere
Registered: May 2009
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posted May 03, 2009 07:06 PM
I have to concur with those who mention Mars in Saggitarius conjunct Neptune...My man has this aspect with his Mars in 7h and Neptune in 8h, sextile his Sun/Venus in Libra in 5h...he's a full on 9" and wide as a salami! Hot damn I love this man!!!!! IP: Logged |
good girl
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posted May 03, 2009 08:16 PM
I am thoroughly SHOCKED and DISGUSTED by all the childish responses and play! I for one take this VERY SERIOUSLY and with pen, paper and tape measure in hand am off to the local college to conduct my own personal research on penis size (all in the name of science of course)....really you people.... IP: Logged |
AcousticGod
Knowflake Posts: 4447
From: Pleasanton, CA
Registered: Apr 2009
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posted May 03, 2009 08:41 PM
There aren't two R's in Patrick. quote:
Is premature ejaculte Mars in Scorpio?
I'd give that a pretty emphatic no. IP: Logged |
good girl
Knowflake Posts: 127
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posted May 03, 2009 08:46 PM
LOL!AG, I'm guessing you are a mars in scorpio? LOL! IP: Logged |
Alia
Knowflake Posts: 477
From: az
Registered: Apr 2009
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posted May 04, 2009 04:18 AM
i am mars in scorpio but im a girl..
im not attracted to scorpios tho i married one but didnt last.sex drive: i can go for holed-up-in-the -bedroom-sessions for months as long as the guy im with knows how to handle me-apparently very difficult cos im weird(i like it reeeal slooow) and most guys can t deal w it. i can go all the way to the other extreme and have no sex for years in a row if im not attracted to anybody. i m so damn picky!
[libra moon conj scorpio mars]
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lechien
Knowflake Posts: 664
From: my 30 cubic square meter room with a rat!
Registered: May 2009
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posted May 04, 2009 05:40 AM
man, but me personally is NOT into big ones, what's all the fuss about? i know guys just want theirs to be big and it just involves ego-issues, but do a lot of girls really like big ones too? i like mine regular sized and the guy who comes with it is normally not loaded with silly pride, either. what's the fun if you are getting gagged and have your fanny stretched all the time?? the only thing that might mean something in the well-endowed ex of mine is Jupiter in Taurus... it's conjunct BML. IP: Logged |
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