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GemBird82 Knowflake Posts: 107 From: Female bird from France Registered: Feb 2014
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posted May 06, 2014 10:18 PM
Obama is from Alpha Draconis. Period. ------------------ ~Il n'est rien de réel que le rêve et l'amour~
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ail221 Moderator Posts: 4131 From: Hanging Gardens of Babylon Registered: Feb 2012
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posted May 06, 2014 10:30 PM
quote: Originally posted by Canadiangirl: Originally posted by ail221: This is so true. Ooo..Michael Jackson in stereo
Its always a good time to eat popcorn in these kind of threads. IP: Logged |
LovelyAries86 Knowflake Posts: 1635 From: OH, USA Registered: Dec 2012
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posted May 06, 2014 10:49 PM
Completely absurd thread. IP: Logged |
Canadiangirl Knowflake Posts: 727 From: Canada Registered: Nov 2013
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posted May 06, 2014 10:53 PM
LOL. You can never go wrong with popcorn.IP: Logged |
socialgraffiti Knowflake Posts: 174 From: uranus Registered: Jul 2013
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posted May 07, 2014 12:30 AM
this thread... IP: Logged |
sunflower-moon Knowflake Posts: 191 From: Registered: Apr 2012
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posted May 07, 2014 12:37 AM
quote: Originally posted by socialgraffiti: this thread...
Hahaha, agreed. IP: Logged |
PixieJane Moderator Posts: 4383 From: CA Registered: Oct 2010
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posted May 07, 2014 02:35 AM
The problem with this question is that Obama was not born on Earth but rather formed in an amniotic tank of the Greys on Mars where he was "born." One of their more successful hybrids (taken from the genetic material of abductees with a little genetic modification to make him telepathic that easily allows communication with his true "parents"--the Grey government on Mars known as "the Council of Thought"--along with other side effects of having spent the first few years of his life in Martian gravity, particularly to his calcium production and skeletal structure) Obama was then sent back to Earth to infiltrate human society. It's ultimately for our own good as well as that of the Greys, for we humans are a barbaric, xenophobic species, and the way we turn on each other it becomes pretty clear we'll turn on those from another world, at least the moment the human sociopaths in power tell us we have to with medals and parades for those who do and condemnations of those too cowardly, or even traitorous, for those who do not. The moment fusion power is discovered the space race begins and it may very well be the beginning of the end for the Greys unless humanity can be improved (genetically and socially) before that happens. Once in place these hybrids use their telepathic abilities to convince people of their honesty and integrity (or failing that may be able to read minds to learn what secrets to expose, or bluff that they already have evidence for it) and having the best grades along with the ability to telepathically dominate weak minds they're able to rise to the top of the corporate and political elites. Then the goal is to slow us down technologically (haven't you wondered why innovation has slowed to a crawl beyond simple refinement of what already exists when we should have flying cars and robots by now?) while speeding up our social evolution that nudges us to a world government (so much easier for the Greys and their hybrids to manipulate) while overcoming our inherent xenophobia and outdated religions that would automatically declare the Greys to be demons (and the hybrids to be nephilim), indeed a major reason for Obama striking so hard against fundamentalist religions as in Yemen as well as undermining them in places as the United States is to clear away superstitious garbage that would exacerbate the problem between future human-Grey relationships. With such elements undermined we can be expected to use higher reasoning skills that can facilitate a more peaceful contact rather than humanity engaging in a genocidal attack once technologically possible. And with enough hybrids in place with command of media (and thus propaganda), government, and no longer facing religious prejudice then the appearance of the Greys can be presented in a positive light with the human population managed into acquiescence. And then trade agreements can begin (since we've covered the globe the Greys confined to this solar system can no longer get at desperately needed resources as regularly as they used to) and in exchange we'll gain access to new technologies and together we can colonize and exploit the solar system together ('course if the much more plentiful human population takes up the dangerous work, so much the better). There's already plenty of peaceful contact between Greys and MJ-12 (granted, those guys in COM-12 just need to calm the **** down and stop spreading panic at UFO conventions), they help in the abductions and even teleported Obama back to Mars on more than one occasion. But Greys aren't perfect, and plenty of humans are in the know (and since the completion of the Human Genome Project they've developed chem sniffers that can detect and even target Greys and often the so-called "hybrids" which has busted many infiltrating NASA, ESA, and Star City), and it is increasingly difficult to forge birth certificates and histories (while individual minds can be fooled by telepathic mind tricks, extensive bureaucracies are another matter, at least when very close attention is paid to forgeries), though Obama has made it easier for more hybrids to slip into American society (just listen to the UFOlogists talking about it happening more since Obama became president, some hybrids openly claim to have been raised by the Greys!). China, however, has remained resistant to infiltration due to some top secret genetic and technological development (after they seized the flying saucer in Tibet, the REAL reason they invaded, and it was in much better shape than what was seized at Roswell which no doubt contributed to their greater progress in cracking Grey technology than the Americans, and well, Russians are just infamous for their incompetence with even Earthly affairs, enough that put their government in charge of the Sahara and there'd be a shortage of sand within 5 years, and simply couldn't be expected to do much of anything with what they recovered from Tunguska). Naturally, if China should be able to successfully invade Mars (with plenty of drones that can't be telepathically subverted by the Greys) they could gain even more, and with that technology conquer Earth (as well as finish off the Greys). All hail Obama, emissary from the Greys, and who will lead both our species into a new age of peace & prosperity before we destroy ourselves. One day we'll find when he was truly "born" on Mars and can then find an accurate natal chart. I'd say more but a black sedan just pulled up outside and my intuition says I'm about to have visitors so let me just say I now declare this thread victorious. IP: Logged |
PixieJane Moderator Posts: 4383 From: CA Registered: Oct 2010
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posted May 07, 2014 02:37 AM
Obama is so big he even got a guest appearance on Hannah Montana! http://vimeo.com/13765068
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FireMoon Knowflake Posts: 1696 From: Minnesota Registered: Mar 2012
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posted May 07, 2014 04:59 AM
Lol Pixie, I honestly can't tell how serious you're being right now, but yeah this is a ridiculous thread and just wanted to say this is how I feel when I read most of your responses: And btw I keep meaning to reply in that 5th house moon thread, but got distracted and haven't gotten back to it yet. But yeah I love the way you write and explain things with sarcasm... IP: Logged |
LucieLemonade Knowflake Posts: 662 From: Registered: Sep 2013
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posted May 07, 2014 05:46 AM
LOL. You guys crack me up. The idea that someone in the USA could become president without official verification that the person actually qualifies to run for president, never mind get elected, is making the assumption that the USA is a banana republic with no controls over it's own official documentation. Which is even funnier because most of the people who believe his birth certificate is somehow not real also believe with great conviction that the USA is the best most advanced amazing country in the world. IP: Logged |
PixieJane Moderator Posts: 4383 From: CA Registered: Oct 2010
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posted May 07, 2014 06:05 PM
quote: Originally posted by FireMoon: Lol Pixie, I honestly can't tell how serious you're being right now, but yeah this is a ridiculous thread and just wanted to say this is how I feel when I read most of your responses: And btw I keep meaning to reply in that 5th house moon thread, but got distracted and haven't gotten back to it yet. But yeah I love the way you write and explain things with sarcasm...
I'm glad. After I finished posting about Obama being a hybrid created by the Greys I wondered if it was going to just baffle people more than amuse them. And just reading it again now I was thinking, "This would be AWESOME if it were true." But it's not true, the Men In Black explained that to me and told me to make sure you all understand it's only a joke. *Glances around furtively* There was only one man I dated once that I think I could've married (it's conceivable to me that we would've had we met 10 years later instead when we were both more stable, though the trick would be to get us together in the first place), and one of my favorite things about him was he was always inventing stories on the fly that had me in stitches such as the next flying saucer crashing in South Central and when the government black ops unit gets there to recover it they can't find it and shake down people who say "damn car thieves can strip anything down in 5 minutes, but that took them nearly 20" followed by government forces evading crossfire between gangs shooting lasers at each other from flying cars. In part it was his Pisces but I think his Sag energy was what made his imaginings so humorous and eager to share, and I think it's similar with me (the Sag energy, I have no Pisces in my chart). I wasn't being sarcastic on your 5H Moon thread, however (I explain my "storyteller" element there if anyone is interested), and I wonder if you didn't mean where "my Sag moon responds" in the other moon thread where my Sag moon had some fun (after my more serious Mercury had her say). ETA: okay, I see that you weren't actually referring to what I posted in that one thread as being sarcastic but was speaking more generally. IP: Logged |
themischievousone Knowflake Posts: 461 From: Registered: Feb 2013
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posted May 07, 2014 07:19 PM
quote: Originally posted by coolingembers: I see a lot of capricorn and leo to be honest.
Only part of this thread I can agree with. When I first saw him, I thought he looked pretty similar to someone I know that has cap sun Leo rising. I forget the pres placements are tho. IP: Logged |
Catalina Knowflake Posts: 1696 From: shamballa Registered: Aug 2013
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posted May 07, 2014 07:59 PM
Leo sun Aqua rising (also ruled by Saturn). Saturn is in Cap in h12 conj USA's pluto. Scorp MC. Good call. He is also a Chinese Ox, a Capricornish creature in many waysIP: Logged |
LucieLemonade Knowflake Posts: 662 From: Registered: Sep 2013
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posted May 08, 2014 04:42 AM
quote: Originally posted by PixieJane: I'm glad. After I finished posting about Obama being a hybrid created by the Greys I wondered if it was going to just baffle people more than amuse them.
Amuse. Definitely. Though nothing wrong with throwing a bit of baffle into the mix.
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pocaloca Knowflake Posts: 374 From: Registered: Dec 2013
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posted May 08, 2014 07:55 AM
quote: Originally posted by ail221:
ahahahaha ail221! exactly how i feel while reading this thread as NO-americana ..low-budget thriller I would forget fast afterwards though. IP: Logged |
PixieJane Moderator Posts: 4383 From: CA Registered: Oct 2010
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posted May 08, 2014 11:21 PM
Just saw this, reminded me of what the OP was saying about Obama and authenticity:
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birdy Knowflake Posts: 1438 From: Registered: Dec 2011
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posted May 08, 2014 11:57 PM
I feel like Obama is one of the best examples of his Ascendant in Aquarius.
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PixieJane Moderator Posts: 4383 From: CA Registered: Oct 2010
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posted May 09, 2014 12:02 AM
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Venusian Moon Knowflake Posts: 1791 From: Nyc Registered: Feb 2013
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posted May 09, 2014 12:13 AM
So glad im independent. I dont vote for no one. Dont trust any of them.IP: Logged |