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From: jane
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posted June 23, 2009 01:40 AM         

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wheels -

Here's a confession: I think you're classic.

lol @ your bus story. Reminds me of my 1st Grade teacher. During the first few days of school, she referred to herself only in the 3rd person. "Mrs. Charles would like you to take out your crayons now." "Mrs. Charles this, Mrs. Charles that."

So I'm thinking the lady is a sub passing on Mrs. Charles' orders. And I'm wondering when Mrs. Charles is finally going to grace us with her presence. What a slacker! When I found out she and Mrs. Charles were one and the same, my world was thoroughly rocked, very Bruce Willis piecing-it-all-together in the 6th Sense.

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posted June 23, 2009 03:08 AM         

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Meta - do you like the name Sheela Nagig?

Eve - Hallmark? It should...!!! Absolutely!!!!

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posted June 23, 2009 04:40 AM         

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Why thank you eve! Wheels of cheese likes you a very lot.

What would the greeting on the Hallmark card be? "Congratulations on your first hairy pie" ?? LMAO

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posted June 23, 2009 05:42 AM         

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wheels..!!!

Hallmark Suggestions:

"No muff too tuff"

"Sappho's Garden Visit"

"You look different today"

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posted June 23, 2009 05:55 AM         

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HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA !!!

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posted June 23, 2009 10:57 AM         

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I'll confess that I've been lurking around for a bit reading everyone's confessions.

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posted April 23, 2010 06:48 PM         

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Just found this nougate of a thread

I am pondering my confession and brb anon~

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posted April 23, 2010 06:51 PM         

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OMG, wtf is that, Node?~ I've never seen anything like that in my life

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posted April 23, 2010 06:57 PM         

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the goddess wiki says.....

some American confections feature such "nougat" as the primary component, rather than one of several. Three Musketeers, Milky Way, Double Decker, Mars, Snickers, Toblerone, Salted Nut Rolls, Reese's Fast Break, Reese's Whipps, and Baby Ruth all use different types of the confection.

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From: The great beyond
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posted April 23, 2010 08:01 PM         

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aww did someone delete the thread link? <sulks>

Okay..
I touched my female best friend's boobs when I was 15.

I had my first kiss, lost my virginity to and married my first real boy friend...

I stole silly puddy when I was around 7 along with my sister and the 2 boys across the street. We all wore black and when we walked out of the store we noticed we were being followed by one of the employees who ended up chasing us all the way to my house. Where we later had a group punishment meeting with my parents and their parents...ooo busted!

I used to get high with my first ex and one time his mom joined us.. amazing how funny Bullwinkle can be lol.

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posted April 23, 2010 08:36 PM         

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my and my best friend used to go in the loft of her barn and see how far out we could pee like a boy.

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posted April 24, 2010 10:57 AM         

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I hope this confession is profoundly cathartic.....

I like old Bon Jovi

you give love a bad name

It's my life
it's now or never
I aint gonna live forever
I just wanna live while I'm alive

In fact I actually forced it on others
On recent Friday evenings -right before the Dinner Rush -I would blast livin on a prayer, and run around the kitchen with the air Mic totally stoked.

sigh

livin on a prayer

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posted April 24, 2010 01:09 PM         

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posted April 24, 2010 03:13 PM         

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lol! I love old Bon Jovi (sssssssshhhhhhhhhhhh!)

Confession:

1) I love watching the Golden Girls when I am feeling down. I find it oddly soothing.

2) The first time I got drunk (I was 14) I got violently ill because I mixed white wine, red wine, beer, and whiskey all together in a single glass. A few sips in, I blacked out and went to bed.
The next day I experienced my first hangover and the side of my head hurt like crazy and was bruised but I didn't know why.
Later that day a friend of mine called to ask if I was ok....apparently (and I had zero recollection of this) she had come by my window to say hi (she sometimes did that - and my window faced the street) and said I was unable to form a sentence, but kept banging my head against the wall going, Oooooooooh Mah GAWD , I AM SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DRUNK.
I must've done this a few times, which explained the mystery bruise.
My friend was so amused, she brought it up every day at school, and told our entire group of friends. Nice

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posted April 24, 2010 09:26 PM         

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MVM just reminded me that I just adore Virgo women when they are intoxicated.

I hate them when they are sober.

Thanks mum!

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posted April 24, 2010 09:31 PM         

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LOL MVM!

Not to laugh at your pain, but you told it brilliantly, I spat on my laptop...

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posted April 24, 2010 10:26 PM         

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Amusing thread!
And interesting and heartfelt too.

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posted April 25, 2010 12:18 AM         

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Here is where I should just go ahead and propose to MVM, because, I have the 'Golden Girls' on DVD, season one through three. There are seven, I'm working on that, but when people ask me what I want for a gift, and I say, "I'de like the Golden Girls season 4 please," they laugh and give me Jelly Bellies, or some Toblerone chocolate.

The Golden Girls is the most comforting thing one EARTH, I swear it is!!

Especially when one is sick, either emotionally or they just have a damn cold.

Chicken soup, my big (very expensive) comforter, my dog, and the Golden Girls on DVD takes me to my happy place.

*Oh, and Ginger Ale, not particularly because I like it, but because when I was feeling under the weather, my brother always brought over a bottle of ginger ale. He said it "cures what ales ya" See how I did that with the pun? LOL!!

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posted April 25, 2010 02:24 AM         

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when i was around 7 i had a friend over night, i peed the bed and rolled her over in it so it looked like she did and i wouldnt get in trouble.

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posted April 25, 2010 09:08 AM         

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I have been known to pick my nose and eat it, but tell my daughter off when she does it because it is a vile thing to do.

I caught my ex-husband snogging my sister-in-law and have never told my brother.

This is strangely cathartic.

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posted April 27, 2010 06:09 PM         

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cpn..LOVE IT!
When I was around 14 I didn't mean to but I farted really loud in class. I turned to my best friend who was sitting next to me and said "DENA" (her name) really loud and dropped my jaw...I should have won an award for that performance lol. Kids in the class turned around and looked and laughed...she was SO mad!!

Then when I was...5 or 6 I went across the street to play with my friend. He had a filled washing machine in his back yard. We went out in the alley way in the back yard and found a chicken running around. We decided to feel sorry for it and "fed" it dirt and grass. Then decided it needed a bath so we dunked the poor thing in the filled washing machine and proceeded to dunk it in and out of the water. Then became extremely upset when it didn't move...so we shut the lid to the washing machine. The next day his mom found it lol.

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posted April 27, 2010 06:13 PM         

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I'm sorry, WinkAway,
Did you just say you deliberately drowned a chicken in a washing machine?

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posted April 27, 2010 07:23 PM         

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I think she meant that since they fed it dirt, they were trying to clean it, by dunking it in and out of the water, but then it drowned (stop moving) so they shut the lid. Probably didn't want to get in trouble. I think she said 7 or 8 years old, so that would be about the age that 'getting in trouble' scared the daylights out of one.

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posted April 27, 2010 09:54 PM         

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I loved skinny dipping and even did it in creeks in snowy weather.
Well one day I was having a great dip and this creepy guy came out of the woods so I jumped out stark naked and ran like crazy into the woods.
Fortunately I only had to go about 1/4 a mile to get to a barn.
I dressed myself in burlap bags and sneaked back home about another 1/4 mile after warming up in the barn.
Well when I got home the sheriff was there with my clothes and they thought I had drowned.
Suffice it to say, I got in a lot of trouble over it all.
Heh heh...I had quite a few more freaky, but actually rather funny skinny dipping experiences after that one.
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posted April 27, 2010 09:56 PM         

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Gypsee....MARRY ME! OMG, I love you..!!

CPN...I almost spat out my Dr. Pepper at your story

Wink...awwwwwwwwwwwwww, I love the chicken story. It's so sweet and sad and funny. Really touching.

Yin, really now. Wink was a child. I feel really bad for her that she would say something on here (a confession thread) and then get asked if she did it 'deliberately'
Small children often don't know such things, and this type of stuff happens a lot
I think it takes great bravery to even confess such a thing and in such a touching, humorous way to boot.

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