posted October 31, 2009 10:55 AM         

Subject: How bad IS the economy

How bad is the economy?

The economy is so bad that I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

It's so bad, I ordered a burger at McDonalds and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"

The economy is so bad that CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

The economy is so bad if the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.

The economy is so bad Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.

The economy is so bad McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

The economy is so bad parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.

The economy is so bad a truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.

The economy is so bad Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.

The economy is so bad Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.

The economy is so bad the Mafia is laying off judges.

The economy is so bad Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

And finally...

Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. Oh Great!! The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $1.5 Trillion disappear!

Fight organized crime: Re-elect no one!

posted October 31, 2009 07:40 PM         

At the moment, they are finding it harder to extract millions from slave workers to fund their private jets and champagne holidays.

posted November 03, 2009 12:07 PM         

But, it's not bad enough for Queen Bee Nancy Pee-Lousy to give up her government jet with a large crew to ferry her back and forth in opulent comfort between San Francisco and Washington D.C.