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posted June 01, 2010 04:46 PM            

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Wow, how did I live without it all my life?!
Fab!

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posted June 01, 2010 04:47 PM              

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anyone have any hip new lingo I can look up?

ok ok, i know slapper, tosser and tool are neither hip nor new, but to an old school big hair 80's chick, trust me, it's relatively new!

our cool words were...boag or boagart, well, that's the only one i remember. wow. ok, gross was one too, everything was gross.

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posted June 01, 2010 04:51 PM              

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they even listed the rules for tools:
Tool Commandments
the beliefs of Toolism.
I- Females are the master sex.
II- Blind-loyalty to all females.
III- Offerings must be made to females lately.
IV- Study guides WILL be given during all tests or quizzes to females.
V- iPhone will given to females at least 3 hours daily.
VI- All who disagree will be called ridiculous/immature and be punished.
VII- All who rebel will be expelled from the Tool Shed.
VIII- nonbelievers must be converted and a female friend will be rewarded for one hour minimum.
IX- You shall not cover your neighbor's tool.
X- You shall not use the name of the lord your owner in vain. All people who follow these commandments will be awarded the golden screwdriver of the year award.
If I follow the Tool Commandments girls may like me and be my friend.

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posted June 01, 2010 04:55 PM            

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Musette and AG,
I am slightly disappointed here, I thought, as the only genius on this thread, I, and only I, spelt the word DEFINITELY correctly. Looks like I have to share my genius' quality with you, guys, from now on.

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posted June 01, 2010 05:01 PM              

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don't you have some english papers to go correct?

i tried to tell you, words spelled unusual ways have different meanings.

you are so bossy. leo or aries?
gotta be leo, with lots of aries. merc virgo wouldn't surprise me.

however, if i had lint on the back of my shirt, i am pretty sure i could count on you, starkiss, to not only notice it, but pick it off immediately. for that i thank you.

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posted June 01, 2010 05:06 PM            

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CPN, LOL!

Got it all wrong!
Virgo sun HA
Sco moon

Pis/ Aries asc, not sure, can you help?

But Merc/Leo!

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posted June 01, 2010 05:11 PM              

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actaully had it backwards.
doesnt surprise me. youze a keeper.

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posted June 01, 2010 05:14 PM              

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my guess aries.

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posted June 01, 2010 05:26 PM            

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CPN,
I think you are right. I hate not knowing exactly what I am. But I think I am too forceful to be Pisces. I don't mean to be, sorry if I am, but the stuff I am made of sometimes irritates people. I don't mean it at all, it just shows

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posted June 01, 2010 05:38 PM            

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Guuuuuuurl, you seem very Aries rising.

We can share rights on definitely, and we can split their/they're/there between you, me & AG.

VH1 has a show called Tool Academy.

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posted June 01, 2010 05:50 PM            

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Musette,
You think I am an Aries Asc too?
Can you share with me, please, darl?
It's tough not to know what you are, isn't it

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posted June 01, 2010 08:07 PM              

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i def think aries. you have a very fiery energy. musette - i have seen the show once, but still wasn't sure what being a tool actually meant.

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posted June 02, 2010 04:16 AM            

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CPN,
Thank you, sweets. Let me just pick that lint off your shirt...

Musette, please confirm my Aries asc. I think I am getting close to finding myself...

Are we going 50/50 on DEFINITELY or what?
Their/they are/ there: 33,3 each then!

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posted June 02, 2010 06:13 AM            

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starkiss definitely has Aries somewhere!!! How can anyone be that cheeky and presumptous and NOT be Aries???

Oh, the answer to.......

** your a genius

** you're a genius

** yr a genius

** ewa a genius

** u.r.a. genuius

** ewe are a genius

** eeeooooo r a genius

** I'm a genius

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"You're a genius"

You can say it to your friend. You can say it to your family. You can say it to your workmate. You can say it to a Knowflake. You can say it to yourself in the mirror. You can't lose!!!

Absolute bl00dy genius!!!

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posted June 02, 2010 03:45 PM            

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hhmmm... so if I load up on the draft beer, I'll become a genius....got it!!

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posted June 02, 2010 03:59 PM            

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See,how easy it is, Wink?

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posted June 02, 2010 04:29 PM            

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If that's the case you gotta be able to OD on the stuff and have it do the opposite effect because I know a couple of guys who either drank way too much of the stuff or need to get their chug on lol.

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posted June 08, 2010 03:33 AM            

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Musette, please confirm my Aries asc. I think I am getting close to finding myself...

Are we going 50/50 on DEFINITELY or what?
Their/they are/ there: 33,3 each then!

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Starky, have you had a chart rectification so you can definitely (<----- plz be noting my kwality spellinz as I am upholding that 50%!) know that you have Aries rising?

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posted June 09, 2010 08:53 AM            

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Musette, love your kwolity spellzzzzzzz
No, I never tried rectification. At the moment I am trying to battle it alone, in a typical Aries fashion. It's getting me nowhere. Astro tells me I am a Gem now. Heeelpz!

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posted June 09, 2010 01:41 PM            

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Bumpz

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posted June 09, 2010 04:27 PM            

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Gem's good.

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posted June 10, 2010 03:05 AM            

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Is it possible to be a silent Gem? Sometimes I can't be bothered to speak for days, or have any contact with people. I love solitude. Is this normal for a Gem?

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posted June 10, 2010 05:12 AM            

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I still reckon you have Aires in you starkiss. Aries are number one, are not needy, and can go off in solitude for their awesome adventures...

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posted June 10, 2010 05:19 AM            

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Koi, sounds like so me. I am gonna put me goggles on, dive into the murky piscian's waters and fish out that Aries from the very bottom of the sea, hang it out to dry and don on my new personality.
Oh, and forget the Gem Asc forever. Not working at all.

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