posted July 27, 2017 12:42 AM
1. By refusing to divest from his businesses, Trump violates the Constitution the moment he takes the oath of office.What do Dems know about the Constitution? Trump's businesses are too complex to be sold off.
2. The theme of Trump’s inaugural address is “America First,” a phrase with anti-semitic roots.
Right, putting our country first is racist. Idiots.
3. George Will [conservative Republican] deems Trump’s speech “the most dreadful inauguration address in history.”
It was a populist speech and one hell of a great one!
4. Sean Spicer kicks off his job as press secretary by lying about Trump’s pitiful inauguration crowd size.
If you saw the photos on the White House wall in ABC's interview, you saw the true crowds. Fake news!
5. The White House attacks the National Park Service for releasing accurate inauguration crowd photos.
See number 4.
6. Trump, speaking at the CIA’s fallen officer memorial, lies about his inauguration crowd size.
See number 4.
7. Kellyanne Conway coins the the phrase “alternative facts” while defending the White House’s inaugural lies.
A precursor to fake news, which is the real alternative facts.
8. In his first week, Trump receives the lowest approval rating for a new president in Gallup polling history.
Yeah, polls. lmfao
9. The Trump White House immediately removes all mentions of LGBT rights and climate change from whitehouse.gov.
Bullsh*t! Obama did this before he left office, and it was just a revamping of the site.
10. Despite his campaign promise to release his tax returns, Trump hides his returns in a government vault and declares (falsely) that “no one cares.”
Guess what? No one cares!
11. Trump refuses to divest from his businesses and begins profiting from the presidency.
See number 1.
12. Trump broke 64 campaign promises in his first month in office alone.
Really? Do tell!
13. After pledging to “drain the swamp,” Trump appoints a Cabinet worth over $9.5 billion, greater than the net worth of a third of U.S. households combined.
I suppose you would let a homeless person handle your household finances? Get a brain cell.
14. By traveling to Mar-a-Lago almost weekly, Trump cost taxpayers nearly as much in his first month as Obama did in a full year.
News flash: He's working!
15. Trump golfs every 5.3 days and visits Trump-branded properties every 2.8.
And Obama has been traveling the world on vacation on our dime since he left office.
16. Amid critical (and factual) coverage, Trump refers to top news outlets as “fake news.”
Hahahahahaha! Only a fool would be unaware of all the fake news stories as of late.
17. Trump labels the media “the enemy of the American people.”
They are!
18. Trump accuses the media of covering up terrorist attacks (which were covered extensively).
Truth. The media missed many attacks completely but never miss a tweet.
19. Sean Spicer blocks CNN, The New York Times and other outlets from attending a press briefing.
I would never let those two outlets in.
20. Trump cites a nonexistent terrorist attack in Sweden after watching a bogus report on Fox News.
Already refuted by Jwhop.
21. Kellyanne Conway invents the now infamous Bowling Green massacre.
22. Trump tweets angrily at Nordstrom for dropping Ivanka Trump’s products.
It was a purely political decision.
23. Kellyanne Conway violates ethics rules by urging Americans to buy Ivanka’s products on Fox News.
Wrong! Not even close to a violation.
24. The White House refuses to discipline Kellyanne Conway for promoting Ivanka’s products.
See number 23.
25. Trump appoints Steve Bannon, his alt-right political advisor, to the National Security Council.
Great move! The alt right is only a few hundred people.
26. Despite his numerous ties to Vladimir Putin, Trump names Michael Flynn National Security Advisor.
Flynn lied to Pence.
27. Although he was deemed too racist to serve as a federal judge, Trump nominates Jeff Sessions as his Attorney General.
Sessions marched in Selma for civil rights, you idiots!
28. Reports show Jeff Sessions lied under oath about his contacts with Russian officials during the 2016 campaign.
Wrong! Sessions answered the questions asked of him.
29. Trump nominates Betsy DeVos as secretary of education.
Brilliant!
30. DeVos said guns should be allowed in schools because…grizzlies.
Fake news.
31. Trump nominates Tom Price to lead HHS despite his being investigated for inappropriately trading healthcare stocks.
No evidence.
32. Michael Flynn is investigated for ties to Russia and resigns as National Security Advisor after only 24 days (a record!).
Wow, one true statement!
33. Rick Perry is nominated to head the Department of Energy (oops).
No oops! Great choice!
34. Scott Pruitt, who sued the EPA multiple times, is nominated to lead it.
The best choice of all!
35. Rex Tillerson, former Exxon CEO and Russian Order of Friendship recipient, is nominated as U.S. Secretary of State.
Another great choice!
36. Kushner, a real-estate heir with zero public service experience, is tasked with brokering Middle East peace and reorganizing the federal government.
He can't do any worse than Obama did!
37. Kushner fails to list multiple meetings with Russian officials on his top-secret security clearance application.
DUH! He forgot. He meets hundreds of people, if not thousands.
38. Trump nominates Hobby Lobby judge Neil Gorsuch to the Supreme Court.
Outstanding choice! He was previously nominated unanimously.
39. Senate Republicans “go nuclear” and roll back decades of precedent to confirm Gorsuch.
That was a failure on the art of the Dems. Sore losers much?
40. Gorsuch’s first vote from the bench is to allow a rushed execution in Arkansas to move forward.
Right, he was only one who voted.
41. Trump resurrects the Keystone XL and Dakota Access pipelines.
Your Marxist Messiah had a hidden financial agenda not approving Keystone to help his bff make billions.
42. Trump recounts the “most beautiful” chocolate cake he was eating when he bombed Syria (which he called Iraq).
Who doesn't like chocolate cake?
43. Trump says Putin is “not a bad guy.”
Subjective.
44. Trump blames generals for the death of a soldier in his first military action.
Who is to blame--the tooth fairy?
45. The White House does not mention Jews in its Holocaust Memorial Day statement.
DUH, who doesn't know about the Jews? Isn't that kind of understood?
46. Sean Spicer falsely claims Hitler didn’t use chemical weapons and calls concentration camps “Holocaust centers.”
Spicer said Hitler didn't gas his own people.
47. Without evidence, Trump tweets that President Obama wiretapped him. (Spoiler alert: he didn’t.)
Spoiler alert: He did!
48. House Intelligence Committee chairman Rep. Devin Nunes colludes with White House on Russia investigation, leading to his recusal.
Collusion?
49. James Comey acknowledges that the FBI is investigating Trump’s ties to Russia.
Wrong! Comey said Trump was NOT under investigation.
50. The White House tries and fails to block former acting Attorney General Sally Yates from testifying on Russia.
Not really. No one cares what that traitor thinks.
52. Trump issues second Muslim ban after his first is stopped in court.
It's not a Muslim ban. Idiots. Obama chose these seven countries.
53. Trump criticizes federal judges on Twitter for blocking his Muslim ban.
Those judges overstepped.
54. Acting Attorney General Sally Yates refuses to defend Trump’s unconstitutional Muslim ban and is fired.
It's not unconstitutional. The POTUS has that power by federal statute.
55. Trump claims the USS Carl Vinson is headed toward North Korea, when it is actually on its way to Australia.
lol
56. Trump’s proposed 2018 budget dramatically cuts safety-net programs like Meals on Wheels and endowments for the arts, sciences, and humanities.
MoW won't be affected at all. And it's not the government's job to pay for art.
57. Trump’s Budget Director says Meals on Wheels cuts are “compassionate.”
The cuts were nominal and not an adverse effect whatsoever on MoW.
58. Trump spends over $25 million in taxpayer dollars visiting Mar-a-Lago, which could pay for over 2,000,000 Meals on Wheels.
He's working! And how many meals would the BILLIONS Obama paid to Iran have paid for?
59. Breaking with precedent, the Trump White House announces they will keep visitor logs secret.
Good move!
60. The Trump White House cancels its ethics training class.
Because it's worked so well! Waste of money.
61. Trump holds a classified national security meeting at Mar-a-Lago in full view of guests and staff.
The POTUS can declassify anything he wants.
62. A Mar-a-Lago guest poses for photos with the “nuclear football.”
And?
63. Six White House staffers are escorted off the grounds after failing background checks.
You would escort them for ice cream?
64. After pledging his children wouldn’t have roles in his administration, Trump hires his daughter Ivanka and her husband Jared Kushner.
So?
65. Trump’s Department of Education rolls back protections for transgender students.
No, he let the states have the autonomy to decide.
66. Immigrations and Custom Enforcement increase deportations at an alarming rate.
Exactly what we elected him for!
67. Trump falsely claims that 3-5 million illegal ballots cost him the popular vote.
Not false.
68. Trump wastes taxpayer dollars on a “major investigation” into nonexistent voter fraud.
Dems wish! Dead people vote all the time.
69. Betsy DeVos says that HBCUs were “pioneers of school choice.”
You think?
70. After accomplishing nothing, Trump kicks off his re-election campaign in February.
He accomplished more in a month than Dems' brains can process.
71. Trump tried and (fortunately) failed to pass Trumpcare, which would have left 24 million Americans uninsured.
Stay tuned!
72. Trump said nobody knew health care could be so complicated —until he found out.
What's complicated is the sewer.
73. Surrounded by men, Trump reinstates global gag rule, making it more difficult for women around the world to get health care.
Who makes up this sh*t?
74. White House senior staffers use private RNC email accounts after criticizing use of private email by Hillary Clinton.
It's not classified info. It wasn't Bleach Bit wiped. Blackberries were not smashed with hammers. It wasn't a server in Trump's bathroom closet.
75. Trump reverses a rule that would ban 75,000 mentally ill Americans from buying firearms.
Bullsh*t!
76. Trump calls the resistance “paid protestors.”
Soros pays them all the time.
77. Ivanka’s company gained approval for three new trademarks from the Chinese government the same day Ivanka and Jared dined with the president of China at Mar-a-Lago.
And?
78. Jeff Sessions doesn’t believe a judge on “an island in the Pacific” (Hawaii) should be able to overrule Trump.
That judge is an idiot.
79. Scott Pruitt says carbon dioxide is not a primary contributor to global warming.
Not a shred of real scientific evidence that it is!
80. DeVos and Trump roll back protections from predatory practices for Americans with student loans.
Bullsh*t! A tiny rise in interest rates.
81. Documents reveal that Trump’s campaign chair Paul Manafort was paid $10 million to craft political strategy for Putin.
Fake news!
82. Secret Service requests $60 million in additional funding to keep up with Trump’s unprecedented travel and family costs.
So?
83. After being denied additional funding, the Secret Service cuts back on investigations into cyber hacking, financial crimes, and missing or exploited minors.
Who writes this stuff?
84. Trump omits data about LGBT Americans from the census.
Fake news!
85. Trump signs bill allowing internet service providers to sell our browsing data to advertisers.
Welcome to capitalism, comrades! It already occurs every time you go to many sites, including Facebook.
86. After a $1 million donation to his inauguration from Dow Chemical, Trump’s EPA approves a pesticide known to damage kids’ brains.
Proof! Where's the outrage when Hillary did it?
87. Right before Equal Pay Day, Trump rolls back Obama’s Fair Pay protections, which required paycheck transparency from federal contractors.
Obama's White House routinely paid men more than women for the same positions. So does the Clinton Foundation. Oops!
88. Reuters reveals that a Putin-led think tank drew up plans for helping Trump win the election.
Fake news!
89. Trump falsely claims South Korea used to be part of China.
lol
90. Trump invites Ted Nugent, Sarah Palin and Kid Rock to the White House, and they mock Hillary Clinton’s portrait.
No sense of humor much?
91. Trump fails to pass a single major piece of legislation, despite Republican control of Congress. Thank the universe!
Stay tuned!
92. Trump tells Americans that they will pay for the border wall until Mexico repays America at a “later date.”
Mexico will pay for the wall!
93. Trump attempts to defund critical programs to punish sanctuary cities.
It passed the House, and it will be law.
94. Trump demands the resignation of 46 U.S. attorneys, including Preet Bharara, after previously asking him to stay on.
You idiots! Clinton did the same thing! Where was the outrage?
95. Roger Stone, a former Trump advisor, admits to contacting the DNC hacker during the campaign.
Fake news!
96. Trump’s indiscriminate hiring freeze forces suspension of child care programs for military families.
We have to stop the Obama-era spending. Obama spent more than all other presidents COMBINED!
97. Trump’s White House launches First 100 Days with the racist headline, “America First.”
You Dems always resort to racism when you have nothing of substance to say.
98. Trump considers splitting up the U.S. Court of Appeals for the Ninth Circuit after it blocks two of his executive orders.
Most of their rulings are overturned.
99. White House refuses to fulfill a House Oversight Committee request for documents relating to Michael Flynn.
It's a request. Hillary refused a Congressional subpoena. Where was the outrage?
100. The White House releases an inaccurate press release comparing Trump’s “accomplishments” to past presidents.
See my accomplishment posts above.