posted August 30, 2020 12:10 PM            

Over its four-day convention, Donald Trump and the Republican Party earned 147.9 million viewers and raised $76 million in cash, reports Fox News.

Over its four-day convention, Rapey Joe Biden and the pro-riot party that wants to confiscate your guns and force nuns to pay for abortions earned only 122 million viewers and raised just $70 million.

That means, and feel free to recheck my math — I went to public schools, after all — Trump earned a whopping 25.9 million more viewers than Rapey Joe and $6 million more in cash.

Are you surprised by this?

You are if you’re still stupid enough to pay any attention to the establishment media.

Which brings me to my next question…

Why are you still stupid enough to pay attention to the establishment media?

In an effort to stop the spread of fake news, I won’t be linking any of this, but the following headlines are indeed fer realsies.

Feel free to Duck, Duck Go them:

•CNNLOL: “Biden hits Trump where it hurts: in the convention speech ratings”

•NPR Welfare Queens: “Democrats Beat Republicans In Convention Television Ratings”

•Something Called Salon: “Trump’s Republican National Convention was a ratings flop”

•HuffPost: “Despite All Those Fireworks, Trump Still Had Lower Convention Ratings Than Biden”

•Forbes: “In Battle Of Convention Speech Ratings, Biden Beats Trump”

Not a single one of those headlines is true or accurate. They are all lies. Bald-faced lies.