posted May 25, 2024 12:11 AM
May 24, 2024
Illinois charts bold new paths in Newspeak
Nick LopezThe Great State of Illinois has just done conservatives the biggest favor since they put Jimmy Carter in the White House! It’s brilliant!
What are Illinois Democrats doing that is so awesome? They just replaced the word “offender” with the Newspeak term “justice impacted individual”!
Do you see the possibilities?
We no longer have to call J.B. Pritzker “body positive.” We can call him a “Twinkie impacted individual”! Or better yet, a “Cargill impacted individual.”
When you go to the hospital, you can cease to be a “patient” and become a “health care system impacted individual.”
Someone wandering around wearing a mask because Anderson Cooper told him to be afraid is a “mainstream media impacted individual.”
Detransitioners will finally be able to make damage claims via “gender-affirming care impacted individuals.”