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Lei_Kuei Moderator Posts: 1381 From: Registered: Apr 2009
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posted February 06, 2015 11:37 AM
quote: A contestant who tried to solve it gave an incorrect answer and has been blacklisted from ever playing Wheel of Fortune again.
^^^ I would say, WORTH! LOL...! ------------------ You can't handle my level of Tinfoil! ~ {;,;} IP: Logged |
PixieJane Moderator Posts: 8990 From: CA Registered: Oct 2010
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posted February 10, 2015 11:49 PM
Best beer commercial ever: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zx5FoDSc-0U Note, it stops at 1:35, the rest is just trying to sell shirts. IP: Logged |
Aries Eagle Moderator Posts: 1217 From: Λ Ἄρης Λ Registered: Jan 2013
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posted February 12, 2015 03:39 PM
WATCHAA WATCHAA http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwKTaOvhVdg IN MID AIR OUTTA NOWHERE!! ------------------ "Honesty is the first chapter in the book of wisdom." - Thomas Jefferson AE IP: Logged |
PixieJane Moderator Posts: 8990 From: CA Registered: Oct 2010
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posted February 13, 2015 11:06 PM
Hey, just because you misunderstood what I said doesn't necessarily mean I was being deceptive! IP: Logged |
PixieJane Moderator Posts: 8990 From: CA Registered: Oct 2010
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posted February 13, 2015 11:15 PM
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PixieJane Moderator Posts: 8990 From: CA Registered: Oct 2010
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posted February 13, 2015 11:19 PM
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PixieJane Moderator Posts: 8990 From: CA Registered: Oct 2010
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posted February 25, 2015 10:31 PM
What COPS would be like on TV if they ever took the show to Canada: x http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4baX8NfOEP0 IP: Logged |
PixieJane Moderator Posts: 8990 From: CA Registered: Oct 2010
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posted March 11, 2015 08:17 PM
Reminded of this demotivator by this thread, putting it here so others might see it who would probably otherwise miss it and also so I can find it again should I ever decide to: IP: Logged |
PixieJane Moderator Posts: 8990 From: CA Registered: Oct 2010
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posted March 19, 2015 08:58 PM
And now an example of my appreciation for gallows humor... http://www.theonion.com/articles/new-law-enforcement-robot-can-wield-excessive-forc,36220/ quote: In an effort to enhance the agency’s capabilities while reducing the burden on its existing force, sources confirmed Friday that the Houston Police Department has developed a new line of law enforcement robots capable of wielding the excessive force of five human officers.First dispatched by the HPD earlier this month, the tactical robotic units, known as the AP-12, are reportedly equipped with on-board mechanisms to target both criminals and innocent bystanders, and possess a variety of retractable instruments that allow them to effortlessly subdue and restrain up to four individuals at once. According to sources, just a dozen of the new robots will be able to collectively carry out the physical and psychological abuse typically spread out amongst the officers of an entire precinct. “We have done extensive testing with the AP-12 and we can say that these units are capable of carrying out everyday police work just as proficiently as any member of our force,” said police spokesman Gerald McClintock, who explained that the machine can be deployed to nearly any scene to which law enforcement officials typically respond, be it dispersing peaceful protesters by blasting a 14-nozzle pepper spray cannon or reacting to reports of suspicious behavior by immediately striking the knees, face, and throat of a potential suspect up to 10 times harder than its human counterpart. “Thanks to these robotic units, our deputies can rest assured their work will be performed to the same standards we have always expected of our patrolmen.” “In many ways, these robots’ actions are indistinguishable from those of our brave men and women in uniform,” McClintock added
quote: Sources say the AP-12 represents a vast improvement over previous incarnations of the law enforcement robot, pointing to the inherent deficiencies in such models as the AP-5, released in 1999, which was disastrously unable to distinguish between whites and non-whites. The current version reportedly improves on the functionality of the AP-11, which suffered from a software glitch that led the robot to read arrestees their Miranda rights and allowed them to contact an attorney before being interrogated.“We’re confident that the AP-12 has what it takes to keep our streets safe,” McClintock said, noting that approximately 1,000 fully automated units will be deployed throughout Houston in the coming months, with the majority of them set to patrol the city’s poorest and most urban areas. “A secure, healthy community depends on a law enforcement body that is able to take whatever measures are necessary to maintain law and order. And these machines are fully equipped to do just that.” “I’m confident that members of the community won’t notice any difference in police quality and performance as these new robotic units begin patrolling our streets,” he added
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PixieJane Moderator Posts: 8990 From: CA Registered: Oct 2010
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posted March 29, 2015 07:26 PM
Hey, mistakes are common on the first day of the job. IP: Logged |
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posted March 29, 2015 08:56 PM
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Lei_Kuei Moderator Posts: 1381 From: Registered: Apr 2009
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posted March 30, 2015 06:40 PM
Those pics... Gods Ahh, a fan favorite.. Cats ------------------ You can't handle my level of Tinfoil! ~ {;,;} IP: Logged |
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posted March 30, 2015 08:21 PM
Heard this before!!! IP: Logged |
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posted April 03, 2015 09:02 PM
Cat Attacks : Hilarious Cat Ambushing His Buddy - He Never Saw It Coming -: http://youtu.be/bRmN1pNdVxI IP: Logged |
Stawr Moderator Posts: 3791 From: N. America Registered: Nov 2010
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posted April 04, 2015 08:15 PM
I laughed through pretty much the entire video. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSkT77010fE IP: Logged |
PixieJane Moderator Posts: 8990 From: CA Registered: Oct 2010
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posted April 04, 2015 10:21 PM
^^I think that was a hobbit who accidentally incarnated as a human in our world. IP: Logged |
PixieJane Moderator Posts: 8990 From: CA Registered: Oct 2010
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posted April 05, 2015 12:00 AM
I also wanted to link to this astrology humor, I especially loved the signs in the plane going down: http://www.linda-goodman.com/ubb/Forum24/HTML/231177.html IP: Logged |
Stawr Moderator Posts: 3791 From: N. America Registered: Nov 2010
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posted April 05, 2015 12:37 PM
quote: Originally posted by PixieJane: ^^I think that was a hobbit who accidentally incarnated as a human in our world.
haha!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYmxsTi4XFI IP: Logged |
PixieJane Moderator Posts: 8990 From: CA Registered: Oct 2010
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posted April 05, 2015 08:37 PM
^^He shouldn't make fun of dragons as he does here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3dEgDr2_dA Otherwise he might receive a personal visit from Smaug which consequences similar to this interviewer who made the mistake of laughing at him: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8yVHQpjvbQ IP: Logged |
Stawr Moderator Posts: 3791 From: N. America Registered: Nov 2010
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posted April 06, 2015 09:57 PM
quote: Originally posted by PixieJane: ^^He shouldn't make fun of dragons as he does here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3dEgDr2_dA Otherwise he might receive a personal visit from Smaug which consequences similar to this interviewer who made the mistake of laughing at him: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8yVHQpjvbQ
He better give that dragon his famous ice tea as a peace offering! IP: Logged |
PixieJane Moderator Posts: 8990 From: CA Registered: Oct 2010
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posted April 08, 2015 08:24 PM
Dear Kitten (one of the better commercials to come out of the States, IMO, pokes fun at our Superbowl trends): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBrSvHPY1NQ IP: Logged |
PixieJane Moderator Posts: 8990 From: CA Registered: Oct 2010
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posted April 09, 2015 07:13 PM
How to be sarcastic (and risks thereof), and how to recognize sarcasm: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TY9xK8H0Mtk IP: Logged |
PixieJane Moderator Posts: 8990 From: CA Registered: Oct 2010
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posted April 09, 2015 07:15 PM
Now for a classic, less than 30 seconds, appeals to my gallows humor as a little girl buries her goldfish: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Khc1ciGtRAI IP: Logged |
PixieJane Moderator Posts: 8990 From: CA Registered: Oct 2010
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posted April 11, 2015 02:15 AM
Evil shall always triumph because good is dumb: http://youtu.be/SpLgZFOkFLY?t=2m45s 'Course nothing is dumber than putting an unstoppable self-destruct button (and the countless variations thereof in the movies trying to be more serious) of your primary trillion billion dollar battle station so that any ol' David has a shot of destroying your Goliath, any hick raising crops can blow up your Death Star, or any good archer can take you out with a deadly splinter because you didn't cover the one spot not covered by a dragon scale! (The death of Smaug was even more pathetic than when Willow on Buffy the Vampire Slayer took out an attacking vampire by staking him in the heart with a pencil!) IP: Logged |
PixieJane Moderator Posts: 8990 From: CA Registered: Oct 2010
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posted April 11, 2015 11:27 AM
^^I forgot to mention, HISHE: Star Wars, had the Empire not been so dumb about leaving that Achilles Heel there on their Death Star (actually in this case even that wouldn't have been enough to do them in had they done this): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzoeEdW-EDQ IP: Logged |