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posted June 05, 2015 12:10 AM            

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I think we could start a new Mills & Boon steamy novel based on the thread topics here..

Chapter 1 - Question for the 20-something ladies (about dating)
Chapter 2 - Should we provide romantic candles for our date?
Chapter 3 - How big is his penis??
Chapter 4 - The end is coming! Can we make it last just a bit longer??
Chapter 5 - Lack of empathy (he was selfish in bed)
Chapter 6 - Venting thread (about his selfishness in bed)
Chapter 7 - The closet - ditched him, no dating for me for a while
Chapter 8 - The nonventing thread - hmmm maybe I was harsh on the guy
Chapter 9 - Beautiful things come out of ugliness - we're set up for a second date! Whoopee!
Chapter 10 - Gender reversals - we try something a bit kinkier.
Chapter 11 - HELP!

The End.

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posted June 05, 2015 05:44 AM            

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LOL!

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posted June 05, 2015 06:00 AM            

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Chapter 12- Sex: it's as easy as making a pizza (wisdom from the demisexual tease)

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posted June 05, 2015 06:22 AM            

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And again...

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posted June 05, 2015 06:22 AM            

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Btw I didn’t mean ‘as easy as’... I meant ‘as irrelevant as’.

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posted June 05, 2015 06:35 AM            

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You said "easy as" but whatever you say.

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posted June 05, 2015 06:48 AM            

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...But seriously, I didn't say easy! lol

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I was saying that it bothers me when people over-idealise sex, when they constantly talk about sex, see sex as very important, fantasise about it, are fascinated by the concept of being sexual with someone.. and seem generally *fixated* on sex..

I find all of this very off-putting.. Since I'm mostly disinterested and entirely non-fascinated by sex.
I don't understand the "fascination".
^ And then I added that "to me it's like eating pizza" - by which I meant - as irrelevant as having a pizza.
I should've said "like brushing my teeth" - or something else you "just do" - that you really don't have much interest in doing lol

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posted June 05, 2015 06:53 AM            

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#piscesmercuryconfusion

I have a memory like an elephant.

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posted June 05, 2015 08:16 AM            

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^^ pfffffft!

Chapter 13: Divorce 101 - "How to retain custody and make sure she pays child support" (thoughts from your friendly neighborhood Sexist-Man)

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posted June 05, 2015 08:31 AM            

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Who are you referring to? That wouldn't be of any interest to me.

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posted June 05, 2015 08:36 AM            

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No.
You're the one writing it!

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