posted May 07, 2013 12:25 AM            

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Originally posted by Chirp:
Uh...you read exactly what you wanted to into that, didn't you?

Of course the ironic thing is, if you understand that this is all temporary then you being all obsessive and a.nal about being born here in this incarnation, looks even sillier. Go away, ya annoys meh.

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posted November 04, 2013 05:54 AM            

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Originally posted by Stella91:
I have the asteroid America in Scorpio and my 8th House. Does this mean that:

a) I'll go through a major transformation in America?
b) I'll have lots of hot sex in America?
c) I'll die in America because of an STD?

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posted November 07, 2013 06:26 PM            

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Originally posted by Stella91:
I have the asteroid America in Scorpio and my 8th House. Does this mean that:

a) I'll go through a major transformation in America?
b) I'll have lots of hot sex in America?
c) I'll die in America because of an STD?

And the irony is, I don't even like America! (it scares me!)

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Say what you will about America, but we have the whitest teeth on the planet! LOL

Yep, we're obsessed with cleaning, shining, polishing, and whitening them till they sparkle. We may not have health insurance but we sure as heck don't miss out on our dental coverage.

At a comedy club you'd easily be able to pick out Americans in the audience because they'll have the whitest smiles in the dark.

As to whether you should be afraid of our white smiles ... hmm ... let's see ... perhaps you should. I know that if I were to walk down the street at night and pass someone ... but only saw a set of pearly whites smiling at me ... ya, I think I would be frightened.

And in a drive-by shooting also ... the ones that happen at night ... we have a lot of those in our beloved nation ... you're likely to first see the pearly whites flashing before you see the flash of gun fire.

So all in all ... yes, I'd worry about American teeth scaring the heck out of me ... much, much more than the hot sex and STDs.

Disclaimer: this post is being made in jest, 'cause I feel the need to laugh ... at myself.

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~ I have a DO NOT DISTURB sign on my imagination ... because I want to frustrate the twins ... Convention and Dogma

~ The moment I cease to seek the truth, or settle for the truth in the moment ... that is the moment I cease to be a seeker, and become a fundamentalist instead.

~ The truest acts of charity are never disclosed ... they remain a secret between Man, the doer and God.
Because Man knows that each charitable act is an opportunity for him to revel in God just as God avails of His chance to revel in Man through every act of charity.
For them both to continue to rejoice in each other, Man knows he cannot allow worldly accolades to distract him. So he continues to act in kindness ... secretly.

~ True meditation is the correction and lifting of our thoughts … from fear, doubt, and insecurity to love, trust, and faith.

posted November 14, 2013 02:50 AM            

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Originally posted by Linda Jones:
Say what you will about America, but we have the whitest teeth on the planet! LOL

Yep, we're obsessed with cleaning, shining, polishing, and whitening them till they sparkle. We may not have health insurance but we sure as heck don't miss out on our dental coverage.

At a comedy club you'd easily be able to pick out Americans in the audience because they'll have the whitest smiles in the dark.

As to whether you should be afraid of our white smiles ... hmm ... let's see ... perhaps you should. I know that if I were to walk down the street at night and pass someone ... but only saw a set of pearly whites smiling at me ... ya, I think I would be frightened.

And in a drive-by shooting also ... the ones that happen at night ... we have a lot of those in our beloved nation ... you're likely to first see the pearly whites flashing before you see the flash of gun fire.

So all in all ... yes, I'd worry about American teeth scaring the heck out of me ... much, much more than the hot sex and STDs.

Disclaimer: this post is being made in jest, 'cause I feel the need to laugh ... at myself.

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