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posted July 12, 2004 11:06 AM         

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If you drive your car into a pond, you should sit calmly in the submerged vehicle while it fills with water, until the pressure equalises. You should then be able to open the doors and get out. Any more tips?

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posted July 12, 2004 11:32 AM         

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When your well-endowed boyfriends' member gets stuck by a piercing in your throat, you should hum Aerosmith.

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posted July 12, 2004 03:52 PM         

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LMFingAO ... Pixie... you make me giggle so much!

I love you!

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posted July 12, 2004 04:48 PM         

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Pixie, you killed the fish!

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posted July 12, 2004 07:17 PM         

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good to know pixel

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posted July 12, 2004 11:30 PM         

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Pix,

I had a similar experience with hubby, only it was my tongue ring and his urethra

Kinda killed the mood. Maybe if it happens again I'll try humming Aerosmith. Can you suggest any particular song?

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posted July 13, 2004 07:03 AM         

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O.K.
But does anyone know anyone who lay down in the path of an oncoming fire and survived, for instance?

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posted July 13, 2004 10:16 PM         

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Libra Sparkle~
In that case, I reccomend,
"Stuck in the Middle with you." Steeler's Wheel.

Kinky. Some guys like that!

In the path of an oncoming fire? I'd not wait for it to come... you know? Stay away from the propane/gas. Douse myself in water, stay low... um.... stop, drop, roll?
But really, I think I would go away fast, not be in it's path. It's not like it's gonna mosey on up and say 'Hello. Pleased to meet you, how do you do.'

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posted July 14, 2004 12:21 PM         

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Well it has been done, I understand, in one or two unexpected forest fires.
And yes, you're absolutely right P.P., people are always being admitted to A&E departments with the most extravagant objects stuck up their various orifices. I can't recall any particular case straight off.
But choking is a surprisingly frequent cause of death, apparently.

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posted July 14, 2004 01:43 PM         

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"Fun with Orifices"

Do you watch movies?
My original reference was from a movie.

There was an episode of "Scrubs" (such a cute funny, promising, off beat show)where they had a place where they kept things removed from orifices.
A Guy gave his girlfriend an "ass-Pen".
Very funny.. they had all these X-Rays of various objects.

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posted July 14, 2004 03:16 PM         

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Some fellas like that, eh? Hubby was in pain. I guess I've got big balls. hehe

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posted July 15, 2004 06:25 AM         

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I do watch movies, but haven't seen that one. Accidents are a vexed subject. The mind goes into overdrive in emergencies and it is just possible that someone might remember some crazy thing they saw in Lindaland at a time when it could do some good. Of course if we were in a suitable state of Nirvana all the time we would never have accidents lol.

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posted July 15, 2004 09:02 AM         

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See what you started Pix?! haha!

maklhouf - there is a book which lists all kinds of eventualities - The Worst Case Scenario Handbook - it's really cool since it lists almost - (Pix) any disaster you may have to deal with! Have you seen it?

Found it online, check it out; http://www.worstcasescenarios.com/mainpage.htm
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posted July 16, 2004 06:08 AM         

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But is it true or another wind-up? With the link not working it's hard to tell. Actually I do recall a title like that and remember thinking it would be a great book to have around. The "Hot Chocolate" books by someone called Arielle(I forget her other name) contain quite a lot of emergency management with loads of psychic help thrown in. That's my cup of hot chocolate!

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posted July 16, 2004 08:16 AM         

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I re-pasted it, it was an error, not a windup

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posted July 17, 2004 02:57 PM         

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cool link! I have a book like that by the same author, I'm not sure what it is called, but I think its called the "obsessive compulsives' guide to life" or something of that nature. It's quite funny.

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posted August 29, 2004 09:56 PM         

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That should teach you for asking a serious questin Maklhouf!! What I love about LL the most is the constant flow of important information one gathers. It's quite mind boggling - would you not agree?

Gia

I saw a book in Borders, it was about how to survive almost anything at all. I'll see if I can find it for you, it was full of stuff like that.

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posted August 31, 2004 05:03 AM         

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Actually the best book I have found was a little old second-hand type book for children, from the days when kids were allowed to go off on their own and have adventures. You truly wouldn't beleive what can be done with birthday cake candles!

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posted July 29, 2006 05:25 AM         

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Lives can be saved with very simple knowledge of how to recognise hypothermia and how to recognise a stroke. To recognise a stroke: 1 Ask the person to smile
2 to raise both arms at once
3 to formulate a simple sentence
Failure of any one of the above indicates a stroke.

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posted July 29, 2006 11:36 PM         

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Malkauf, You could probably ask the same questions to someone with a member stuck in their mouth! Perhaps "stroking" isn't the problem. How about a bucket of ice cold water... something should happen.
Hi Gia!

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posted July 30, 2006 06:27 AM         

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for ice-cold water, you need the symptoms of hypothermia.

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posted July 30, 2006 08:49 AM         

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OK, They are in Alaska in the winter outside. What do they say to do if you have your tounge stuck to a pole in the winter?

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posted July 31, 2006 05:17 AM         

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Have your head examined

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