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Topic: Lindaland Central
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koiflower
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From: Australia
Registered: Apr 2009
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posted May 14, 2010 06:22 AM
  
I will Spank your Butt!!!!!!IP: Logged |
Spanky Butler
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posted May 14, 2010 06:24 AM
Koooiiiii..........
Your Barbie wants to know if you still think she's pretty....
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koiflower
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Registered: Apr 2009
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posted May 14, 2010 06:33 AM
Barbie is always beautiful in my eyes....  IP: Logged |
koiflower
Knowflake Posts: 1984
From: Australia
Registered: Apr 2009
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posted May 14, 2010 06:49 AM
A poem for Wheels.....My heart is a cavern that holds secret from the deep.
The Ocean is a child and I am the Old Wise One.
Oceans of Wisdom dwelleth in our deep heart.
Our love conqueors all battles.
Our heart wins all wars.
Our barbie heads hides under beds.
As the sun burns down on deep ancient hearts.
We are one, but we are none.
We are all, but we are small.
We are joined, but we limp with no limbs,
as we climb the mountain of deep despair
looking for our Wheels of Cheese
that bought love and beauty to our heart,
but had to disappear....into an abyss....an Ocean of mad despair.... to drown the sadness of mocking laughs and precious shrills..... we say good-bye
we say sayonara
we say it was good to know ya'
we say you are not boorish
we say you are loved
we say see ya' later, mate as we bury the beauty of your memories..... as the sun goes down..... we remember and draw on a breath anew..... as we dream of of gathering-place where you can talk about anything you like; make new friends, lend support, share inspirational stories, and recommend any interesting sites that you come across........ IP: Logged |
katatonic
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posted May 14, 2010 12:21 PM
well as gypsee would say, i am glad i didn't have a beverage when i opened this up this morning!! thanks for the laughercise ladies   IP: Logged |
WinkAway
Moderator Posts: 1549
From: here, there & everywhere
Registered: Apr 2009
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posted May 14, 2010 12:43 PM
LMAO! Barbie MUST DIE!!MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! IP: Logged |
cpn_edgar_winner
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posted May 14, 2010 03:06 PM
We are joined, but we limp with no limbsreally amazing stuff koi. IP: Logged |
Spanky Butler
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posted May 14, 2010 08:48 PM
Koi I'd really love to see you turn your hand to high koo.I think you can do it. IP: Logged |
Spanky Butler
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posted May 15, 2010 01:51 AM
Koi,
I tried to put Barbie back together al la Humpty but something went wrong....
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koiflower
Knowflake Posts: 1984
From: Australia
Registered: Apr 2009
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posted May 15, 2010 11:27 PM
Actually, Barbie is a highly intelligent Homo Sapian, Neanderthal hybrid.She's saying that hanging upside down is making her feel soooooo good, but she's actually looking up skirts and kilts. Genius, I say!! IP: Logged |
koiflower
Knowflake Posts: 1984
From: Australia
Registered: Apr 2009
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posted May 16, 2010 02:46 AM
Hmmmm, let me ponder.....am I in the right forum for discussing anything? quote:
Lindaland Central is a general discussion gathering-place where you can talk about anything you like; make new friends, lend support, share inspirational stories, and recommend any interesting sites that you come across.........
Phew! I'm in the right place! IP: Logged |
Musette
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Registered: May 2009
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posted May 16, 2010 06:21 PM
What's going on in here?! So many funny posts, interesting links, and easygoing discussions are all over this place... It's as if this were a general discussion gathering-place where you can talk about anything you like; make new friends, lend support, share inspirational stories, and recommend any interesting sites that you come across... IP: Logged |
Spanky Butler
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posted May 16, 2010 06:32 PM
Damn it, Musette!WILl you stop encouraging her! I finally got her settled down & here you go giving her sugar!
Sheesh.....
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Musette
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posted May 16, 2010 07:15 PM
Mwah ha ha ha! She's only settled down because she's busy listening to Susan Boyle and brushing Barbie hair. She'll be back soon with her big dreams of "community" and "fun." It's only a matter of time before she attempts some pleasant rapport here as well. And if you don't watch your back, you just might catch her trying to lend you some support. IP: Logged |
Spanky Butler
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posted May 16, 2010 08:42 PM
We'll be waiting.....
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koiflower
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posted May 17, 2010 05:20 AM
LOL Musuette - you're an Angel of the highest order!!! And funny, too!! IP: Logged |
koiflower
Knowflake Posts: 1984
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Registered: Apr 2009
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posted May 17, 2010 05:26 AM
So are you trying to tell us that you're with 150 naked men, Spanky?Or are you trying to tell us you're a half-naked man? Or are you trying to tell that we should tell Gerard that he's gay to his face?  IP: Logged |
Spanky Butler
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posted May 17, 2010 05:27 AM
All of the above^ IP: Logged |
AcousticGod
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Registered: Apr 2009
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posted May 17, 2010 10:19 AM
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starkiss1
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posted May 17, 2010 10:39 AM
Knock, knock, hello? Is this the place where they kick assorted crotches out of love? Any crotches available for kicking? I have just got my internet back after 2 days and I am dying for a nice crotch to kick.. IP: Logged |
starkiss1
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posted May 17, 2010 10:45 AM
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Spanky Butler
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posted May 17, 2010 06:00 PM
starkiss that all depends on who's philosophy you follow.
Ms Koi believes...
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Lindaland Central is a general discussion gathering-place where you can talk about anything you like; make new friends, lend support, share inspirational stories, and recommend any interesting sites that you come across.........
But I say it's for crotch kicking. Out of love that is. IP: Logged |
starkiss1
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posted May 17, 2010 06:05 PM
Spanky
I think we can say safely that:Lindaland Central is a general discussion gathering-place where you can talk about anything you like; make new friends, lend support, share inspirational stories, and recommend any interesting sites that you come across UNLESS we feel like kicking some crotches OUT OF PURE LOVE! There! No more arguments and everybody is happy. IP: Logged |
starkiss1
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posted May 17, 2010 06:19 PM
Where is my applause for summing it up so nicely? IP: Logged |
Musette
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posted May 17, 2010 06:23 PM
No no no. Lindaland Central is a place for kicking crotches when you believe you are just too awesome for humanity. Just like there's no "i" in "team," there is no "love" in "awesome." However there is "some ewa" and "me was" in "awesome" yet scientists don't yet know what that means. See, this is what happens when people don't have access to the Internet for two days while Koi tries to make this a fun and happy place. Confusion! Increased sales of Nutella! Gerard Butler spotted smiling outside of a bar! It's utter chaos! IP: Logged |
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