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starkiss1
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posted May 20, 2010 03:30 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for starkiss1     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
CPN
It's GENIUS actually. But at least you came to your senses and voted for me. I am sure you have one of your inner planets in Virgo, because everybody who does, thinks my a$$ shines out of my natal SUN. Or something like that.

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starkiss1
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posted May 20, 2010 03:38 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for starkiss1     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

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posted May 20, 2010 07:34 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for katatonic     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
well at the risk of sending you into a tailspin i have several major players in virgo and - much as i like you i do NOT think the sun shines out of your arse my dear. you may go have a time out now but don't try roasting me i spit fire...

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starkiss1
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posted May 20, 2010 08:08 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for starkiss1     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I think I heard it before on some other thread, Kat, cos it sounds familiar!

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posted May 24, 2010 06:06 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for koiflower     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
After serious contemplation, I can only suggest that the following knowflakes that can answer the following question correctly, are true geniuses.......

** your a genius

** you're a genius

** yr a genius

** ewa a genius

** u.r.a. genuius

** ewe are a genius

** eeeooooo r a genius

** I'm a genius

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posted June 01, 2010 04:03 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Musette     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I see what you did there, Koi. You didn't even list the correct answer, which is:
Musette is a genius.

Ha!

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starkiss1
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posted June 01, 2010 07:04 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for starkiss1     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
S U L K

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posted June 01, 2010 01:49 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for WinkAway     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
oooooo KAT fight!!
get it?
HA
ha
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...well I thought it was funny

And I may not know a lot about astrology, but due to the fact that I have a Virgo sun, I still think I'm pretty damn awesome

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posted June 01, 2010 02:14 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for starkiss1     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
"After serious contemplation, I can only suggest that the following knowflakes that can answer the following question correctly, are true geniuses......".

Ms Koi, what is the question? It's more like "tick a box" thingy!

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starkiss1
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posted June 01, 2010 02:14 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for starkiss1     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
S U L K anyway...

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posted June 01, 2010 02:54 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
M R DUCKS
M R Not ducks
O S A R
C M wings?
L I B
M R DUCKS

whoever wrote THAT is a genius.

koi's game is a trick. if you take the test subcouture DNA will embedd itself into your body through your eyelids. do not, i repeat DO NOT take her test! you will owe her 3 lifetimes of servitude or the sum of one million dollars..., and she can be quite a taskmaster. the price it way too high.

Listen to me only and always. My twin (koi) will wreck havoc with your fortune and leave you destitute and souless, simply by taking her i r a genius test. i can not stress to you enough do not take it. she has a twisted little mind and you will owe her far too much for far too long.


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posted June 01, 2010 02:56 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
my second suggestion - don't mess with Kat. she will f you up five ways to sunday.

generally a very nice lady, but not one to mess with over much.

BTW - I am sun. I most definately do not start the day by crawling out of your butt, or anyone elses. i am way too busy lighting the world to be bothered.

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posted June 01, 2010 03:50 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for starkiss1     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
CPN,my lovely,

"starkiss gets my vote for genious. i am pretty sure koi has restored my priveleges."

AAARRRGGGHHH, my friend, have you gone back on your words??!!!

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posted June 01, 2010 03:53 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
genius with an o has a totally different meaning. look it up.

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starkiss1
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posted June 01, 2010 04:01 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for starkiss1     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
You really got me this time, didn't you?!

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posted June 01, 2010 04:11 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Genious 214 up, 78 down
buy genious mugs, tshirts and magnets....What one person calls another while trying to subvert the other's intelligence, often in a public forum.

The attacker may account for the superfluous "o" by claiming to be of French heritage, but no one will believe him and will enjoy the irony of misspelling "genius" while trying to undermine another's intelligence.

A petty member of the forum will point out the mistake and may create a new definition for "genious" at Urban Dictionary.
"You sound like a genious."

Google Web:

Did you mean: genius

(i'm just saying)

the urban dictionary is pretty good. thats where i learned what a tosser is.

hint:

(not one who throws away many things)

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posted June 01, 2010 04:15 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for teasel     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
the urban dictionary is pretty good. thats where i learned what a tosser is.

hint:

(not one who throws away many things)


No, it isn't.

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posted June 01, 2010 04:17 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
off to the urban dictionary to look up the word slapper, i WILL be back!

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posted June 01, 2010 04:20 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
2. slapper 504 up, 105 down
buy slapper mugs, tshirts and magnetsan english term for a real ****
wow, that girls a proper slapper

(i seriously had no clue)

ok, now i have to go learn thier word of the day. be back.

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posted June 01, 2010 04:24 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
urban dictionary woirds of the day. personal favorite : one cheek bench sneak


Rebound Job
June 1 799 up, 117 down

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Football Minute
May 31 1916 up, 688 down

buy football minute mugs, tshirts and magnetsWhen someone asks for a minute to do something, even though they know it will take much longer than 60 seconds.
Wife: I need to run into this store. It'll only take a minute

Husband mumbles: More like a football minute.
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Concert Resume
May 30 923 up, 1776 down

buy concert resume mugs, tshirts and magnetsn. A complete and comprehensive list of concerts that one has attended. Often casual conversation between fellow concert goers.
Today, I added Rock on the Range to my concert resume, which was already more than impressive.
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As You Know
May 29 2528 up, 554 down

buy as you know mugs, tshirts and magnetsA derogatory prepatory statement in a sentence used when telling someone something they should already know, but, in fact the author knows they do not.
As you know, gang leadership is run from the Prison Infrastructure.
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elevator reflex
May 28 1298 up, 2712 down

buy elevator reflex mugs, tshirts and magnetsThe urge people get once inside an elevator to stare compulsively at the ascending numbered lights (usually on top of the elevator doors) either because they are truly convinced this will speed up the whole 'process' or they are simply socially-awkward beings who can't bear to look at random people in the face for 30 seconds.
Mo:"Dude so I was talking to this chick.."
--elevator opens--
Toņo Bicicleta: "Call you back Mo I have to stare at the floor 'till I get off the vator or else I have to talk to these people".
Mo: "Sounds like a bad case of the elevator reflex yo, you should go get checked."
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junk shot
May 27 1102 up, 3638 down

buy junk shot mugs, tshirts and magnetsAn attempt to stop a hole or leak by filling it with trash.
The BP oil engineers are trying to stop the oil leak by doing a junk shot and filling the blow-out preventer with golf balls and shredded tires.
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one cheek bench sneak
May 26 3984 up, 979 down

buy one cheek bench sneak mugs, tshirts and magnetsThe easing out of flatulency gently, usually when sitting down, so as not to attract undue attention.
"I was on a date, so I had to pull the one cheek bench sneak."

this absolutely qualifies for interesting sharing, learning and all that other stuff koi said.

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AcousticGod
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posted June 01, 2010 04:31 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for AcousticGod     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Definitely.

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starkiss1
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posted June 01, 2010 04:31 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for starkiss1     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
CPN,
I am interested. Where did you get all this from?

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posted June 01, 2010 04:34 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
the urban dictionary

hi ag!

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posted June 01, 2010 04:35 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Musette     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
http://www.urbandictionary.com/

It's a fantastic site! And it's DEFINITELY interesting and inspirational.

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posted June 01, 2010 04:42 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
ok - i needed to know this one for the longest..

Tool
a person, typically male, who says or does things that cause you to give them a 'what-are-you-even-doing-here' look. The 'what-are-you-even-doing-here' look is classified by a glare in the tool's direction and is usually accompanied by muttering of how big of a tool they are. The tool is usually someone who is unwelcome but no one has the balls to tell them to get lost. The tool is alwasys making comments that are out-of-place, out-of-line or just plain stupid. The tool is always trying too hard to fit in, and because of this, never will. However, the tool is useful because you can use them for things; money, rides, ect.
"Let's drive to Chicago from Iowa. Oh man, we need money. Hey, let's ask tool to come, he'll spot us the cash!"

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