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teasel
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posted June 30, 2010 06:29 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for teasel     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
AG, I missed the above, sorry.

Actually, I guess it hasn't been that rocky... I just wasn't always thrilled with certain things you had to say about us Aries, but it was nothing to hold a grudge over. You didn't seem to like me at all, though. I haven't changed my name ~ other than omitting the word 'baby' from the end of it. Now I'm wondering who you're talking about.

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koiflower
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posted June 30, 2010 06:30 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for koiflower     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
.....must be a part of her caped uniform, starkiss!

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posted June 30, 2010 06:33 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for starkiss1     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Koi!!!!! Babe!!!!! Congratulations! Where have you been! Got a sparkler?

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posted June 30, 2010 06:37 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
i like you teasel. i like you alot. when you were a baby and now too!

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posted June 30, 2010 06:38 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
can't imagine ag not liking anyone. i am sure it was a misunderstanding!

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posted June 30, 2010 06:39 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
i think women should have 5 extra days off work per month for having a uterus. 5 DAYS!

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koiflower
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posted June 30, 2010 06:40 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for koiflower     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
starkiss, I've been off getting engaged!

cpn - I love you!

AG - a big wave to you!!! How's the cojun going??

teasel - oh no - are you Aries!!!!! hehehe, one of my favourite signs - only because it's my rising and I'm a Leo so that means it's always all about Me!!

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posted June 30, 2010 06:43 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
koi - please make it a law and give each woman a uterus card to be used at will up to 5 days per month.

why aren't you at work today? uterus card comes out for free pass to be punched, once each card has 5 punches, you wait till the first of the following month and get a new card..

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posted June 30, 2010 06:49 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
i love you too koi! and i feel special. two threads with my name and it isnt even my birthday yet! closer and closer though. koi i am taking this one wierdly. i feel great, but a little wierd about almost being half way to 90. its like i dont feel that age, i dont look that age, it can't be true!

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posted June 30, 2010 06:50 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for starkiss1     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
starkiss you could be both!! pisces rising could easily have aries on the third house, and THAT would account for your shimmering presence here, your love of loud music in the car, and your insistence that you are a genius, all in one...
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Thank you Kat, I love my shimmering presence!
My GENUS is calming down a bit. I am more into insects juicing, actually. Cleanse you real good. Forever.

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posted June 30, 2010 06:51 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
please also create a law that zits and wrinkles can not exist on the same face! pick another face i dont care which one leaves but one of you has to go!

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koiflower
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posted June 30, 2010 06:53 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for koiflower     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I'm on holiday - yay!!!

Okay, let's get serious about uterus's, uteruses...... oh bugger, uteri.

First, there will be five punches when a woman's uteri is contracting into twisted spasms.

The first punch is for the first idiot that comes near you with stupid questions.

The second punch is for the second idiot that cuts in front of you without indicating.

The third punch is for the third idiot that is talking to her workmate while selling you aspirin and tampons.

The fourth punch is for the door salesman trying to selling you cheap electricity.

The fifth punch is for the idiot who thinks that uteri pain is in your head. (Duh, it's in your uteri).

And then you can take 5 days off!

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posted June 30, 2010 06:55 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
i am a superstar in my car! sing it loud and proud!

am i the only one who used to put a bandana around my head and sing alice cooper songs in my mirror and play rock star when i was a kid?

i didnt have much toys, barbies with no hair that i hid under spankys bed. thats about it. hairbrush singing in the mirror was fun! dont knock it till ya try it!

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posted June 30, 2010 06:56 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
i like the way you think koi!
godzalidictorian! move to the head of the class!

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posted June 30, 2010 06:58 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
apparently it didnt pass here in the states, uterine discomfort must work its way through congress to become a law. that could take awhile!

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posted June 30, 2010 07:00 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for koiflower     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
omg - did you play barbies with spanky in your childhood days? How cool!!!! I wish I had a friend to play barbies with when I was young. I only had insects. They were my only friend. Once a little grasshopper used to visit me in my cell, I mean, my bedroom. It would chirp and sing me songs.

The one day, a little starkiss moved into the neigbourhood and my little grasshopper disappeared soon afterwards.

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posted June 30, 2010 07:03 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
she took your pet grasshopper?
i used to love the preying mantis.

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posted June 30, 2010 07:04 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
i gotta go to work! slave drivers. they expect me to go there every day five days in a row and spend all day there! how mean!

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posted June 30, 2010 07:05 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
oh yeah, they pay me for it, nevermind. c ya's later!

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starkiss1
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posted June 30, 2010 07:07 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for starkiss1     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Koi, real sorry about your lil friend.

I am really into grasshoppers lately. I think everybody should start juicing them. Once you tried it, there is no going back. Not even back to shrooms.

So, my motto now is:

GET A JUICER, LOSER!

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koiflower
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posted June 30, 2010 07:07 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for koiflower     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
there was never any proof - it could have been barbie...

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posted June 30, 2010 07:12 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for koiflower     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Juicing insects then spraying them on vege gardens prevents insects from eating the vegies....

Apparently, that does happen! Talk about organic!!!

Have a great 8 hours times 5 this week, CPN. Remember, if your uterus contracts, just hold your breath and count through the contractions and smile nicely to everyone - it will overcome any desire to commit an atrocious act!! Love and kisses xoxox

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posted June 30, 2010 07:17 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for koiflower     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Nightie night folks - off to bed... Sweet dreams, day-dreams and fantasies!!

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posted June 30, 2010 07:18 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for starkiss1     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Juicing insects then spraying them on vege gardens prevents insects from eating the vegies....
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Does it prevent veggies being eaten by humans too, by any chance?

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posted June 30, 2010 07:33 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Node     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I don't know about the 5 days off, but I have always thought that tampons and birth control should be tax deductable.

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Juicing insects then spraying them on vege gardens prevents insects from eating the vegies....

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