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posted July 28, 2020 10:16 AM            

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Where do you find these?

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posted July 28, 2020 07:23 PM            

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Internet, memory, friends, other sources.

I got the ones about Confederate soldiers from a video game called The Last of Us.

I just remembered from a fanart video where one asks a cat-girl, "Where do cats who lose their tails get new ones? The re-tail store."

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posted August 01, 2020 08:16 PM            

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From a scifi site:

"You want to hear a pizza joke? Never mind, its pretty cheesy."

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posted August 15, 2020 01:16 PM            

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From Reddit:

Two cowboys are lost in the desert. One cowboy sees a tree that’s draped in bacon and whoops, “A bacon tree! We’re saved!”

He runs to the tree and is shot up with bullets.

It wasn’t a bacon tree, it was a ham bush.

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posted August 15, 2020 02:16 PM            

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Originally posted by PixieJane:
From a scifi site:

"You want to hear a pizza joke? Never mind, its pretty cheesy."

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lol

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posted October 05, 2020 02:15 PM            

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Why did the banana split? Because it saw the ginger snap.

What do you call a fish without eyes? Fsh.

Why was the cook arrested? He was caught beating an egg.

Sorry, no vegetable jokes yet. If you know one, lettuce know.

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posted December 26, 2020 04:31 PM            

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Some of these are hilarious.

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posted March 01, 2021 04:24 PM            

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Bump!

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posted November 15, 2022 11:03 PM            

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Why does a pig dressed in black not have to worry about being made into pork?

Because Batman swore to protect goth ham.

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posted November 15, 2022 11:05 PM            

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There's a new goth dating app called Graveyard ("putting the romance back into necromancy"). Instead of hitting Like, you hit Dig.

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posted November 16, 2022 06:18 PM            

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What room does a ghost not need in a (boo-tiful) house it haunts?

A living room!

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posted November 24, 2022 06:21 AM            

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ATTENTION: Spelling Tutors Kneaded

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posted December 04, 2022 11:31 PM            

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Geology rocks, but geography is where it’s at!

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posted April 17, 2023 06:25 PM            

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I wonder if someone in a bar saying this could start a barroom brawl?

"Can you believe they're still together after all the **** they've been through?"

"Who?"

"Your butt cheeks."

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posted April 18, 2023 09:55 AM            

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posted May 24, 2023 06:16 PM            

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I’d love to tell you a joke about this vegan girl who only eats plants, but you’ve probably never heard of herbivore.

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posted May 25, 2023 10:25 AM            

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I’d love to tell you a joke about this vegan girl who only eats plants, but you’ve probably never heard of herbivore.

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posted July 10, 2023 04:10 PM            

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Albert Einstein was a genius, but his brother Frank was a monster.

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posted July 10, 2023 04:11 PM            

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A termite walks into a tavern and asks "Where's the bar tender?"

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posted July 14, 2023 07:13 PM            

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SOME DAD JOKES:

I farted on my wallet, but at least I now have gas money. (Hmm, bet this would also work with phones since so many carry them in a back pocket and use them to pay with.)

I tried drag racing the other day, but it was brutal running in those heels.

I was kidnapped by mimes once. They did unspeakable things to me.

How do you cut your hair on the moon? You e-clipse it.

That reminds me of this, a PSA against using puns and telling Dad jokes (first starting some between father-daughter before the serious message begins--I should also say that the girl on her bunk who jumps off and leaves is a cat-girl, thus the cat puns):
http://youtu.be/rjO6x0zQBZU?t=114

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posted July 15, 2023 09:13 PM            

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How does a woman hold her liquor?

By his ears.

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