posted July 13, 2014 06:13 PM
Okay, I don't know if you guys have heard me mention my first boyfriend before, but we were young together.He lost his Father, long before we were hatched, so at the time he applied for and got survivor benefits from social security.
He had a Brother, and he was really into Music and Herbs and; you guessed it, Volkswagens.
He was always tweaking these dual carb thingies, and trying to get them right.
Guess it kind of inspired him, cause guess what?
He bought a bug too.
Think it was a Sixty-Eight, can't remember for sure.
White.
Anyway, it was my birthday; thought it was my Twenty First, but it was my Eighteenth.
It was basically an uneventful day, think my Aunt made me an odd scrambled egg cake.
She also gave me some Crystal Glasses, some that she brought back from Germany, the same time they brought the Karmann Ghia.
Well, anyway, these glasses were the only ones left that she could make a full set of, I guess at an Anniversary Party, someone made a toast and threw the glass at the fireplace.
Everybody else followed suit.
So these little beauties were the last of the Mohicans, so to speak.
I guess they were the same age I was, so she decided to give them to me.
As a sort of coming of age, you see.
Anyway; long story short, the Tequila had a worm. Note the past tense.
Also, let me emphasize the castor/camber factor of the Volkswagen's centre of gravity.
Input the Velocity into this picture, Angle of the turn.
The friction of the asphault upon the folded ridge Just outside my passenger seat window.
The Beauty of the Sparks as they Welded my door shut.
Right before my very eyes.
Yes, did I say uneventful?
Well, to a certain point.
Well, anyway, we climbed out the Hatch; you know the Driver's door that now opened at the top?
Tipped that little baby over (Volkswagen's don't weigh That much) poured in a quart of oil and away we zipped.
But guess what?
In that Glove Box; the very glove box that housed my little gift of German Crystal?
In that glove box my birthday present remained.
Not one chip, intact and Rainbow Bright to this day, they remain.
To this very day, they remain, in the very same bag they were gifted in, in the Clock Tower they remain.
Of course, I toast the New Year with Sparkling Cider or Lemonade these days, but still they remain.
Happy Birthday to me!
(Still had to get in the window or driver seat door. When the clutch went out, we had to start it in gear.
Had to get both wheels spinning together to shift.
But hey, it got us to the Beach...)