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Gemini30
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posted December 14, 2014 01:30 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Gemini30     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Saturn in the 8th gives length.

Jupiter in the 8th gives girth.

Real talk.

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posted December 14, 2014 01:45 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Enneline     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
the man with the most little, wee penis I've ever seen (the penis was as fat as 2 of my fingers and as long as one of my fingers- I swear it's like that and I am not exaggerating) has neptune in sag in 8h. Mars is with sun conjuncting mc in cap. Mars opp moon (cancer)

The man with one of the biggest penisses i've ever met (almost like a horse- my friend once looked at his trousers and she really was like "WOW, I've never seen that before") has mars in taurus in 8h opposing neptune in scorp in 2h.

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posted December 14, 2014 01:57 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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Originally posted by Enneline:
the man with the most little, wee penis I've ever seen (the penis was as fat as 2 of my fingers and as long as one of my fingers- I swear it's like that and I am not exaggerating) has neptune in sag in 8h. Mars is with sun conjuncting mc in cap. Mars opp moon (cancer)

The man with one of the biggest penisses i've ever met (almost like a horse- my friend once looked at his trousers and she really was like "WOW, I've never seen that before") has mars in taurus in 8h opposing neptune in scorp in 2h.

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Fassbender's another one with strong Mars and Neptune: Mars in Pisces squaring Neptune in Sag, but it's also opposing the Moon, which rules 8th house.

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posted December 14, 2014 01:58 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for LeeLoo2014     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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Originally posted by Enneline:
the man with the most little, wee penis I've ever seen (the penis was as fat as 2 of my fingers and as long as one of my fingers- I swear it's like that and I am not exaggerating) has neptune in sag in 8h. Mars is with sun conjuncting mc in cap. Mars opp moon (cancer)

The man with one of the biggest penisses i've ever met (almost like a horse- my friend once looked at his trousers and she really was like "WOW, I've never seen that before") has mars in taurus in 8h opposing neptune in scorp in 2h.

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Yes. Do you play the piano?

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posted December 14, 2014 02:02 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Enneline     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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Originally posted by page one:
Fassbender's another one with strong Mars and Neptune: Mars in Pisces squaring Neptune in Sag, but it's also opposing the Moon, which rules 8th house.



I have mars opposing neptune I would be great even if I was a guy

Can you see Fassy_s full size penis in "Shame"?

the 2 fingers fat, 1 finger long was the description of a full size penis...


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posted December 14, 2014 02:04 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Enneline     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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Originally posted by LeeLoo2014:
Yes. Do you play the piano?

What sex game is called "piano"?

no and i never did

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posted December 14, 2014 02:19 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Gemini30     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Fassbender also has his Saturn in the 8th house.

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posted December 14, 2014 02:45 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Aubyanne     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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Originally posted by Vajra:
... The Libra Mars Schlong was the most beautiful BTW! ...

I have to say, it has be, right? I mean, the Venusian influence. Here's a funny anecdote. As you know, I do sex research. And, my partner, who is nicely proportioned and aesthetically pleasing in this regard, was a bit horrified at the knowledge they AREN'T all this way.

'They CURVE?'
'They're BULBOUS?'
'They can look like ... THAT?'

Ohhhh, it was funny.

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posted December 14, 2014 02:58 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Ceridwen     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

Sounds like a great conversation. lol


I suppose with a Saturn in 8th house I shouldn`t find so much enjoyment in this frivolous talk, should I?
But it IS funny.

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posted December 14, 2014 03:21 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Aubyanne     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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Originally posted by Ceridwen:

Sounds like a great conversation. lol


I suppose with a Saturn in 8th house I shouldn`t find so much enjoyment in this frivolous talk, should I?
But it IS funny.


Ohhh, yes. For a man pushing fifty who's recently been typecast as 'elegant and sinister' (a fact we both find hysterical!) to be utterly shocked that 'they aren't all as pretty' is just ... hilarious!

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posted December 14, 2014 03:54 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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Originally posted by Enneline:
[QUOTE]Originally posted by page one:
[b] Fassbender's another one with strong Mars and Neptune: Mars in Pisces squaring Neptune in Sag, but it's also opposing the Moon, which rules 8th house.



I have mars opposing neptune I would be great even if I was a guy

Can you see Fassy_s full size penis in "Shame"?

the 2 fingers fat, 1 finger long was the description of a full size penis...

[/B][/QUOTE]

Yeppers!

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posted December 14, 2014 04:58 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Vajra     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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posted December 14, 2014 05:25 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for LeeLoo2014     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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Originally posted by page one:
Fassbender's another one with strong Mars and Neptune: Mars in Pisces squaring Neptune in Sag, but it's also opposing the Moon, which rules 8th house.


hehehehe the power of an image...always popping up in my head when I see Fassy's name.

very interesting fact about Neptune

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posted December 14, 2014 05:31 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Enneline     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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Originally posted by LeeLoo2014:

very interesting fact about Neptune


hey, mr. wee-tiny-2 & 1 finger has neptune in the 8h.

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posted December 14, 2014 05:33 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for LeeLoo2014     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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Originally posted by Ceridwen:

Sounds like a great conversation. lol


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posted December 14, 2014 05:44 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I this thread.

Would the ASC play a role whatsoever?

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posted December 14, 2014 06:17 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Venusincap89     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I don't think this would apply to asians

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posted December 14, 2014 08:02 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Vajra     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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posted December 14, 2014 08:41 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for ail221     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Disagrees with the idea of race correlating with penis size.

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posted December 14, 2014 08:50 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Gabby     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I've met a few guys with either a lot if cap, cap on 8th cusp, or Mars square Saturn.....and they were kind of sad in size dept!!
My ex husband had Jupiter in 8th, in the sign of indecisive unsure of what it's supposed to do, libra.
He was endowed but half the time couldn't get it to work.
His 8th house ruler was Venus and his 5th house Venus squared his 8th house Jupiter.

To make it worse, his 5th house Mars(no aspect to Venus) was squared by his 7th house Uranus.
He said he never had that problem with a one night stands(not sure if I believe that) it was only when he was in relationships that he never knew if it was going to work or not.
It's like his member was very rebellious and it had a mind of it's own, lol!


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posted December 16, 2014 02:03 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Pretty Theft     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
He has Cap 8th house with Neptune and Jupiter both, and a tight Aries Mars/Venus conjunction sextiling Jupiter.

I think it looks good. It's a good size. Er ... now I'm blushing.

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posted December 16, 2014 02:10 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Pretty Theft     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I looked up my ex's chart too, ha. He did NOT have a large or particularly attractive one, unfortunately, and sex was a challenge since he had issues staying hard. We also had communication problems in the bedroom, I think.

He had a retrograde Mars in Cancer and Taurus on the 8th house cusp. Jupiter is tightly conjunct the 9th house cusp, just barely still in the 8th house by a matter of minutes. Didn't help either of us.

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posted December 16, 2014 07:07 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for LeeLoo2014     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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Originally posted by DeepFreeze:
LMAO!!!
OMG!!

That just busted my gut!
I'm stalking this thread purely for entertainment purposes.
LeeLoo... you pulled through on the entertainment. LOL


Thank you, Deep Freeze

I was just thinking, why when Mr. P comes up in conversations, the alternative is always "big breasts"?

Breasts are the favorite part of a woman for you, dear gents?

It can't be! I'm sure it must be the lady's brain, right??

We measure from all angles Mr. P's fine attributes (astrologically, of course), god bless him, but wherever there's a Mr. P popping out, there must be a Miss V. nearby (well, in some cases, at least). So why Mr P always gets exposed while Miss V stays hidden? It's unfair!

Don't we have an astrology for Miss V as well? Did you notice anything, Deep Freeze and you fine gentlemen here?

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posted December 16, 2014 08:46 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
LOL!!

Well, they do vary. I'm not sure if the same Astrology would apply or not. They DO vary though!

However, V's have the ability to adapt a little bit, and they do adapt to accommodate.
Example, if they are used to a smaller boat, and then a bigger boat sails in. It might take a month or two but they will adjust the harbor to allow the larger boat to sail in smoothly.

Men vary too in their desire. I knew a guy obsessed with the top, others the bottom. I'd say the bottom much more popular.
I like everything. LOL

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posted December 16, 2014 12:53 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for LeeLoo2014     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I always loved nautical terms, Deep Freeze.

You have good taste

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