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Topic: Penis size and astrology
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Gemini30 Knowflake Posts: 658 From: Los Angeles Registered: Sep 2014
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posted December 14, 2014 01:30 PM
Saturn in the 8th gives length. Jupiter in the 8th gives girth. Real talk. IP: Logged |
Enneline Knowflake Posts: 6587 From: Registered: Nov 2012
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posted December 14, 2014 01:45 PM
the man with the most little, wee penis I've ever seen (the penis was as fat as 2 of my fingers and as long as one of my fingers- I swear it's like that and I am not exaggerating) has neptune in sag in 8h. Mars is with sun conjuncting mc in cap. Mars opp moon (cancer)The man with one of the biggest penisses i've ever met (almost like a horse- my friend once looked at his trousers and she really was like "WOW, I've never seen that before") has mars in taurus in 8h opposing neptune in scorp in 2h. Any further information required? IP: Logged |
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posted December 14, 2014 01:57 PM
quote: Originally posted by Enneline: the man with the most little, wee penis I've ever seen (the penis was as fat as 2 of my fingers and as long as one of my fingers- I swear it's like that and I am not exaggerating) has neptune in sag in 8h. Mars is with sun conjuncting mc in cap. Mars opp moon (cancer)The man with one of the biggest penisses i've ever met (almost like a horse- my friend once looked at his trousers and she really was like "WOW, I've never seen that before") has mars in taurus in 8h opposing neptune in scorp in 2h. Any further information required?
Fassbender's another one with strong Mars and Neptune: Mars in Pisces squaring Neptune in Sag, but it's also opposing the Moon, which rules 8th house. IP: Logged |
LeeLoo2014 Knowflake Posts: 18618 From: Venus cornering Neptune Registered: Mar 2014
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posted December 14, 2014 01:58 PM
quote: Originally posted by Enneline: the man with the most little, wee penis I've ever seen (the penis was as fat as 2 of my fingers and as long as one of my fingers- I swear it's like that and I am not exaggerating) has neptune in sag in 8h. Mars is with sun conjuncting mc in cap. Mars opp moon (cancer)The man with one of the biggest penisses i've ever met (almost like a horse- my friend once looked at his trousers and she really was like "WOW, I've never seen that before") has mars in taurus in 8h opposing neptune in scorp in 2h. Any further information required?
Yes. Do you play the piano?  IP: Logged |
Enneline Knowflake Posts: 6587 From: Registered: Nov 2012
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posted December 14, 2014 02:02 PM
quote: Originally posted by page one: Fassbender's another one with strong Mars and Neptune: Mars in Pisces squaring Neptune in Sag, but it's also opposing the Moon, which rules 8th house.
I have mars opposing neptune I would be great even if I was a guy  Can you see Fassy_s full size penis in "Shame"? the 2 fingers fat, 1 finger long was the description of a full size penis...
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Enneline Knowflake Posts: 6587 From: Registered: Nov 2012
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posted December 14, 2014 02:04 PM
quote: Originally posted by LeeLoo2014: Yes. Do you play the piano? 
What sex game is called "piano"? no and i never did  IP: Logged |
Gemini30 Knowflake Posts: 658 From: Los Angeles Registered: Sep 2014
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posted December 14, 2014 02:19 PM
Fassbender also has his Saturn in the 8th house. IP: Logged |
Aubyanne Moderator Posts: 6700 From: Tinseltown, Hollyweird, The Multiverse Registered: Sep 2014
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posted December 14, 2014 02:45 PM
quote: Originally posted by Vajra: ... The Libra Mars Schlong was the most beautiful BTW! ...
I have to say, it has be, right? I mean, the Venusian influence. Here's a funny anecdote. As you know, I do sex research. And, my partner, who is nicely proportioned and aesthetically pleasing in this regard, was a bit horrified at the knowledge they AREN'T all this way. 'They CURVE?' 'They're BULBOUS?' 'They can look like ... THAT?' Ohhhh, it was funny. IP: Logged |
Ceridwen Knowflake Posts: 30523 From: Registered: Jul 2011
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posted December 14, 2014 02:58 PM
 Sounds like a great conversation. lol I suppose with a Saturn in 8th house I shouldn`t find so much enjoyment in this frivolous talk, should I? But it IS funny.
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Aubyanne Moderator Posts: 6700 From: Tinseltown, Hollyweird, The Multiverse Registered: Sep 2014
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posted December 14, 2014 03:21 PM
quote: Originally posted by Ceridwen:  Sounds like a great conversation. lol I suppose with a Saturn in 8th house I shouldn`t find so much enjoyment in this frivolous talk, should I? But it IS funny.
Ohhh, yes. For a man pushing fifty who's recently been typecast as 'elegant and sinister' (a fact we both find hysterical!) to be utterly shocked that 'they aren't all as pretty' is just ... hilarious! IP: Logged |
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posted December 14, 2014 03:54 PM
quote: Originally posted by Enneline: [QUOTE]Originally posted by page one: [b] Fassbender's another one with strong Mars and Neptune: Mars in Pisces squaring Neptune in Sag, but it's also opposing the Moon, which rules 8th house.
I have mars opposing neptune I would be great even if I was a guy  Can you see Fassy_s full size penis in "Shame"? the 2 fingers fat, 1 finger long was the description of a full size penis... [/B][/QUOTE] Yeppers! IP: Logged |
Vajra Knowflake Posts: 1738 From: Registered: Dec 2012
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posted December 14, 2014 04:58 PM
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LeeLoo2014 Knowflake Posts: 18618 From: Venus cornering Neptune Registered: Mar 2014
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posted December 14, 2014 05:25 PM
quote: Originally posted by page one: Fassbender's another one with strong Mars and Neptune: Mars in Pisces squaring Neptune in Sag, but it's also opposing the Moon, which rules 8th house.
hehehehe the power of an image...always popping up in my head when I see Fassy's name. very interesting fact about Neptune  ------------------
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Enneline Knowflake Posts: 6587 From: Registered: Nov 2012
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posted December 14, 2014 05:31 PM
quote: Originally posted by LeeLoo2014: very interesting fact about Neptune 
hey, mr. wee-tiny-2 & 1 finger has neptune in the 8h. IP: Logged |
LeeLoo2014 Knowflake Posts: 18618 From: Venus cornering Neptune Registered: Mar 2014
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posted December 14, 2014 05:33 PM
quote: Originally posted by Ceridwen:  Sounds like a great conversation. lol
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posted December 14, 2014 05:44 PM
I this thread.Would the ASC play a role whatsoever?
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Venusincap89 Knowflake Posts: 1053 From: Toronto, Ontario, Canada Registered: Jul 2013
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posted December 14, 2014 06:17 PM
I don't think this would apply to asiansIP: Logged |
Vajra Knowflake Posts: 1738 From: Registered: Dec 2012
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posted December 14, 2014 08:02 PM
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ail221 Moderator Posts: 7119 From: Hanging Gardens of Babylon Registered: Feb 2012
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posted December 14, 2014 08:41 PM
Disagrees with the idea of race correlating with penis size.IP: Logged |
Gabby Moderator Posts: 8899 From: Registered: Sep 2012
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posted December 14, 2014 08:50 PM
I've met a few guys with either a lot if cap, cap on 8th cusp, or Mars square Saturn.....and they were kind of sad in size dept!! My ex husband had Jupiter in 8th, in the sign of indecisive unsure of what it's supposed to do, libra. He was endowed but half the time couldn't get it to work. His 8th house ruler was Venus and his 5th house Venus squared his 8th house Jupiter.To make it worse, his 5th house Mars(no aspect to Venus) was squared by his 7th house Uranus. He said he never had that problem with a one night stands(not sure if I believe that) it was only when he was in relationships that he never knew if it was going to work or not. It's like his member was very rebellious and it had a mind of it's own, lol!
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Pretty Theft Knowflake Posts: 136 From: Chicago Registered: Nov 2014
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posted December 16, 2014 02:03 AM
He has Cap 8th house with Neptune and Jupiter both, and a tight Aries Mars/Venus conjunction sextiling Jupiter.I think it looks good. It's a good size. Er ... now I'm blushing. IP: Logged |
Pretty Theft Knowflake Posts: 136 From: Chicago Registered: Nov 2014
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posted December 16, 2014 02:10 AM
I looked up my ex's chart too, ha. He did NOT have a large or particularly attractive one, unfortunately, and sex was a challenge since he had issues staying hard. We also had communication problems in the bedroom, I think.He had a retrograde Mars in Cancer and Taurus on the 8th house cusp. Jupiter is tightly conjunct the 9th house cusp, just barely still in the 8th house by a matter of minutes. Didn't help either of us. IP: Logged |
LeeLoo2014 Knowflake Posts: 18618 From: Venus cornering Neptune Registered: Mar 2014
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posted December 16, 2014 07:07 AM
quote: Originally posted by DeepFreeze: LMAO!!! OMG!! That just busted my gut! I'm stalking this thread purely for entertainment purposes. LeeLoo... you pulled through on the entertainment. LOL
Thank you, Deep Freeze  I was just thinking, why when Mr. P comes up in conversations, the alternative is always "big breasts"? Breasts are the favorite part of a woman for you, dear gents?  It can't be! I'm sure it must be the lady's brain, right?? We measure from all angles Mr. P's fine attributes (astrologically, of course), god bless him, but wherever there's a Mr. P popping out, there must be a Miss V. nearby (well, in some cases, at least). So why Mr P always gets exposed while Miss V stays hidden? It's unfair! Don't we have an astrology for Miss V as well? Did you notice anything, Deep Freeze and you fine gentlemen here? ------------------
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posted December 16, 2014 08:46 AM
LOL!! Well, they do vary. I'm not sure if the same Astrology would apply or not. They DO vary though! However, V's have the ability to adapt a little bit, and they do adapt to accommodate. Example, if they are used to a smaller boat, and then a bigger boat sails in. It might take a month or two but they will adjust the harbor to allow the larger boat to sail in smoothly. Men vary too in their desire. I knew a guy obsessed with the top, others the bottom. I'd say the bottom much more popular. I like everything. LOL IP: Logged |
LeeLoo2014 Knowflake Posts: 18618 From: Venus cornering Neptune Registered: Mar 2014
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posted December 16, 2014 12:53 PM
I always loved nautical terms, Deep Freeze. You have good taste  ------------------ I seem to have loved you in numberless forms... IP: Logged |