posted December 19, 2014 06:26 AM            

This is what I found: http://alphadesigner.com/blog/europe-according-penis-size/

Lee, how come you got a French cornichon??? So unfair. Let's hope your current guy is above average, you deserve compensation ^^

posted December 19, 2014 06:47 AM            

One of my friends dated a guy from a country that is well-known for its big ***. But she said the best thing of that guy was just average

Another friend encountered a great *** by a guy who comes from a country that is known for wee ***

posted December 19, 2014 07:01 AM            

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Originally posted by I'm so cappy:
I'm your neighbour. I wouldn't mind having a boyfriend from another continent so I have more choices

This is what I found: http://alphadesigner.com/blog/europe-according-penis-size/

Lee, how come you got a French cornichon??? So unfair. Let's hope your current guy is above average, you deserve compensation ^^

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He was an intellectual.
This map is probably charted by the French...look at that number! The famous optimisime a la francaise

Wow ladies (and some gents, why not??) what do you say we chart those three uncharted territories and put some numbers on the map?

Who's with me?

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posted December 19, 2014 11:26 AM            

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Originally posted by LeeLoo2014:
Enneline, you are scaring the children

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posted December 19, 2014 01:37 PM            

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Originally posted by I'm so cappy:
I'm your neighbour. I wouldn't mind having a boyfriend from another continent so I have more choices

This is what I found: http://alphadesigner.com/blog/europe-according-penis-size/

Lee, how come you got a French cornichon??? So unfair. Let's hope your current guy is above average, you deserve compensation ^^

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ROFL
I'm with Leeloo about this, that map is french-made.

posted December 19, 2014 01:42 PM            

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Originally posted by Enneline:
The French owe their good measures to the tons of (North-) African immigrants

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=)))

When you think about that, how clever the french are.

posted December 19, 2014 02:11 PM            

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Originally posted by Vajra:
Me too! Finally we get to know why they call it "La Grande Nation"!

I believe self-reporting is not very illuminating in a matter such as this. Business-generated market research data may give better clues. I remember many years ago, there were EU discussions about a new regulation for norm sizes of condoms. Agreeing on a European norm was difficult mainly because the Norwegian producers insisted on a larger standard size; apparently those Northern schlongs up there needed a little bit more space than their other European brothers… while nobody said anything about French men objecting to the planned standard.

In any case, they had to change the planned size denominations: Instead of S, M and L there ended up being L, XL and XXL sized condoms. Apparently it's not possible to sell S-sized condoms to anyone…

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Imagine going with your new girlfriend to the store and asking for S-size strawberry flavored! Cold night ahead

Les Frogs have good tastes though...I mean they are gourmands....ooops don't get me started.

Anyway...still benefiting from the old colonies, oh, yeah Think about Les Bleus...aren't they all French?

posted December 19, 2014 03:32 PM            

Only one out of many was the average size that floats around on the net. Everyone else, muy grande!

And yes, even the Asian was packing a big one(that stereotype about Asian men needs to die already). He was super cute too. He looks like Matt Heafy (when he has short hair) minus the ear plugs.

posted December 19, 2014 04:30 PM            

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Originally posted by Geeky:
I'll just say I've been soooooooooooo lucky.

Only one out of many was the average size that floats around on the net. Everyone else, muy grande!

And yes, even the Asian was packing a big one(that stereotype about Asian men needs to die already). He was super cute too. He looks like Matt Heafy (when he has short hair) minus the ear plugs.

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If you don't mind me asking, what is actually average to you and what is "muy grande?"

posted December 20, 2014 07:26 PM            

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Originally posted by Gemini30:
If you don't mind me asking, what is actually average to you and what is "muy grande?"

In terms of inches of course, or you can use CM depending where you're from.

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The averages that float around on the web state than an average erect penis is roughly 5-6 inches. I've only had one of those.

Everyone else was 9+ inches and one guy was at least 11, maybe 12 (that was actually TOO MUCH).

posted December 20, 2014 07:28 PM            

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Originally posted by Delilah423:
Rumors to the contrary, I've noticed little relationship between ethnicity and size. Nor is there a relationship between size and knowing what to do with it.

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So true.

posted August 02, 2015 02:18 AM            

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Originally posted by Seimei:
why is there never a thread about astrology and the size of a woman's VAGINA?
why is this issue only addressed from on side?

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I've addressed it, Seimei, check page 2 You are welcome to give an opinion.

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posted August 02, 2015 05:04 AM            

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Originally posted by LeeLoo2014:
I've addressed it, Seimei, check page 2 You are welcome to give an opinion.

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posted August 02, 2015 05:44 AM            

female
deer
mare
elephant

male
hare
bull
horse

Especially for Seimei

Kamasutra: Types of women

There are 4 types of women based on their characteristics and way to please them their days of enjoyment, their various seats of passion, the manner in which they should be manipulated and treated in sexual intercourse.

1. Padmini
2. Chatrini;
3. Shankhini; and
4. Hastini.

Padmini: She in whom the following signs and symptoms appear is called a Padmini. Her face is pleasing as the full moon; her body, well clothed with flesh, is soft as the Shiras or mustard flower, her skin is fine, tender and fair as the yellow lotus, never dark colored. Her eyes are bright and beautiful as the orbs of the deer, well cut, and with reddish corners. Her bosom is hard, full and high; she has a good neck; her nose is straight and lovely, and three folds or wrinkles cross her middle - about the umbilical region. Her yoni(vulva) resembles the opening lotus bud, and her love seed (Kama salila) is perfumed like the lily that has newly burst. She walks with swan-like gait, and her voice is low and musical as the note of the Kokila bird, she delights in white raiments, in fine jewels, and in rich dresses. She eats little, sleeps lightly, and being as respectful and religious as she is clever and courteous, she is ever anxious to worship the gods, and to enjoy the conversation of Brahmans. Such, then, is the Padmini or Lotus woman.

The Chitrini, or Art-woman, is of the middle size, neither short nor tall, with bee-black hair, thin, round, shell-like neck; tender body; waist lean-girthed as the lion’s; hard, full breasts; well-turned thighs and heavily made hips. The hair is thin about the Yoni, the Mons Veneris being soft, raised and round. The Kama-salila (love seed) is hot, and has the perfume of honey, producing from its abundance a sound during the venereal rite. Her eyes roll, and her walk is coquettish, like the swing of an elephant, whilst her voice is that of the peacock. She is fond of pleasure and variety; she delights in singing and in every kind of accomplishment, especially the arts manual; her carnal desires, are not , and she loves her “pets”, parrots, Mainas and other birds. Such is the Chitrini, or Art-woman.

The Shankhini, or Conch-woman, is of bilious tempermament, her skin being always hot and tawny, or dark yellow-brown; her body is large, or waist thick, and her breasts small; her head, hands, and feet are thin and long, and she looks out of the corners of her eyes. Her Yoni is ever moist with Kama-salila, which is distinctly salt, and the cleft is covered with thick hair. Her voice is hoarse and harsh, of the bass or contralto type; her gait is precipitate; she eats with moderation and she delights in clothes, flowers and ornaments of red colour. She is subject to fits of amorous passion, which make her head hot and her brain confused, and at the moment of enjoyment, she thrusts her nails into her husband’s flesh. She is of choleric constitution, hard-hearted, insolent and vicious; irascible, rude and ever addicted to finding fault. Such is the Shankhini, or Conch-woman.

The Hastini or elephant woman is short of stature; she has a stout, coarse body, and her skin, if fair, is of a dead white; her hair is tawny, her lips are large; her voice is harsh, choked, and throaty (voix de gorge) and her neck is bent. Her gait is slow, and she walks in a slouching manner; often the toes of one foot are crooked. Her Kama-salila has the savour of the juice which flows in the spring from the elephant’s temples. She is tardy in the Art of Love, and can be satisfied only by prolonged congress, in fact, the longer the better, but it will never suffice her. She is gluttonous, shameless, and irascible. Such is the Hastini, or elephant-woman
Subdivision based on the size of vagina:

The four orders of women, Padmini, Chitrini, Shankhini and Hastini, may be subdivided into three kinds, according to the depth and extent of the Yoni(vagina). These are the Mrigi, also called Harini, the Deer-woman; the Vadava or Ashvini, Mare-woman; and the Karini, or Elephant-woman.

The Mrigi has a Yoni six fingers deep. Her body is delicate, with girlish aspect, soft and tender. Her head is small and well-proportioned; her bosom stands up well; her stomach is thin and drawn in; her thighs and Mons Veneris are fleshy, and her build below the hips is solid, whilst her arms from the shoulder downwards are large and rounded. Her hair is thick and curly; her eyes are black as the dark lotus-flower; her nostrils are fine; her cheeks and cars are large; her hands, feet, and lower lip are ruddy, and her fingers are straight. Her voice is that of the Kokila bird, and her gait the rolling of the elephant. She eats moderately, but is much addicted to the pleasure of love; she is affectionate but jealous, and she is active in mind when not subdued by her passions. Her Kama-salila has the pleasant perfume of the lotus-flower.

The Vadava or Ashvini numbers nine fingers depth. Her body is delicate; her arms are thick from the shoulders downwards; her breasts and hips are broad and fleshy, and her umbilical region is high-raised, but without protuberant stomach. Her hands and feet are red like flowers, and well-proportioned. Her head slopes forwards and is covered with long and straight hair; her forehead is retreating; her neck is long and much bent; her throat, eyes, and mouth are broad, and her eyes are like the petals of the dark lotus. She has a graceful walk, and she loves sleep and good living. Though choleric and versatile, she is affectionate to her husband; she does not easily arrive at the venereal spasm, and her Kama-salila is perfumed like the lotus.

The Karini has a Yoni twelve fingers in depth. Un clean in her person, she has large breasts; her nose, ears, and throat are long and thick; her cheeks are blown or expanded; her lips are long and bent outwards (bordes); her eyes are fierce and yellow-tinged; her face is broad; her hair is thick and somewhat blackish; her feet, hands, and arms are short and fat; and her teeth are large and sharp as a dog's. She is noisy when eating; her voice is hard and harsh; she is gluttonous in the extreme, and her joints crack with every movement. Of a wicked and utterly shameless disposition, she never hesitates to commit sin. Excited and disquieted by carnal desires, she is not easily satisfied, and requires congress unusually protracted. Her Kama-salila is very abundant, and it suggests the juice which flows from the elephant's temples.

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I seem to have loved you in numberless forms...

AstroMandala

posted August 02, 2015 05:47 AM            

(excerpt from A Lady’s Guide to Being a Penis Detective)

“The hare man has small feet, figure, buttocks, hands, and ears, a gentle voice, beautiful and well-space teeth, a lively body. Always with a smile, his face is round and his nails hard.”

“The bull has a thick neck, an impressive bearing, red palms, an assured air, clean skin, a nice round stomach.”

“The stallion man has elongated ears, head and lips, a thin body, thick hair, long fingers, a luminous look, heavy thighs. He is fast and has beautiful nails.”

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I seem to have loved you in numberless forms...

AstroMandala

posted August 02, 2015 05:57 AM            

Hmmm...my 8th house is ruled by uranus and trines both my venus and asc. But i can't make heads or tails of this pattern

posted August 02, 2015 05:59 AM            

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Originally posted by Enneline:
Hmmm...maybe the doctor would be the best contact person to ask what kind of kama sutra type you are

Hmmm...my 8th house is ruled by uranus and trines both my venus and asc. But i can't make heads or tails of this pattern

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posted August 02, 2015 06:00 AM            

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Originally posted by Enneline:
Ah, Uranus is in scorpio....so i can put up with a Mammoth

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mammoths are extinct!