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posted December 14, 2001 12:19 AM         

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I've decided to make a list, both serious and humorous, on why two women dating is a good thing. Eventually I'll post it on my LiveJournal for all my friends to read.

But I want your help! Feel free to add your ideas and comments!

This is my list as of now:

You'll never get a strange look from a woman if you tell her the cat "looks sad".

Your partner will know good remedies for PMS from experience, and will forgive you faster for a PMS induced fight.

Three words: Better Holdiay Presents.

If your partner asks you what's wrong and you say "everything" they will instantly be at your side pampering you.

No gameday "Just five more minutes, honey, then I'll get the dishes!"

Well, that's what I have so far. Any takers on this wild, wacky, -filled ride?

Ja ne!
Angelique

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posted December 14, 2001 08:42 AM         

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You double your wardrobe.

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posted December 14, 2001 09:21 AM         

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The toilet seat is always down!

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posted December 14, 2001 12:26 PM         

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On road trips, you can stop and ask for directions.

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posted December 14, 2001 02:21 PM         

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Randall, that was too funny LOL

VR~ "directions" ... ain't that the truth !

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posted December 14, 2001 07:04 PM         

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That's good!

Any other takers? ~grins and waits for the next thing~

Aurora, I know you're not straight either, and I'm interested to hear your response to this thread. (Ironically, Aurora is the name of one of my bi femme fatale fanfic characters.)

Ja ne!
Angelique

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posted December 14, 2001 08:16 PM         

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You both can go to the ladies room

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posted December 14, 2001 08:17 PM         

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No biggy if you kiss with lipstick on

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posted December 14, 2001 10:23 PM         

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You both can cry at the movies.

You can have PMS and she'll understand.

You can have girl nights every night!

She'll know what size you wear.

I'm not even gay and this is startin to sound good. LOL!

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posted December 15, 2001 09:53 AM         

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Hey, I stop to ask for directions all the time!

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posted December 15, 2001 12:55 PM         

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....you ask for directions?...I'm trying to recall if you posted the results of your Sparks test.

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posted December 15, 2001 05:48 PM         

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Wait.. a man who asks for directions?

The world is coming to an end...

Ja ne!
Angelique

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posted December 15, 2001 08:21 PM         

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VR, Angelique~ Well, he IS a Capricorn Way intelligent

~Princess

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posted December 15, 2001 08:53 PM         

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posted December 17, 2001 02:49 PM         

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I came up with a few more

You can share makeup and jewelry

no complaints about a pink bedspread with lace ruffles around the edge

you won't annoy her if you spend three hours getting ready for a party- chances are, she'll take just as long

this is so fun, and it makes me appreciate my Erin-chan so much more

Ja ne!
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posted December 24, 2001 05:53 PM         

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Hrm..

If she asks you 'what's wrong?' she actually means it.

Not meaning to guy-bash anyone, but I've known a few guys who'll ask that.

That, and..

Usually, if there's an argument, and you reply that they should know what's wrong.. they do.

Unlike a couple guys I know who would apologize without knowing what they apologized for.

Lotsa love,

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posted December 25, 2001 07:10 PM         

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*giggles* i can't believe i missed this thread!!!

let's see:

you both know that what a woman says and what she means is ALWAYS completely different

you can have tampons on show in the bathroom without your other half freaking out

she will a l w a y s notice if you got your hair cut!

she will do the mushy love poetry under the stars thing more readily!

the equation for two women goes orgasm:mushy pillow talk and not orgasm:roll over and sleep!

well, another pair of breasts is always nice *giggles*

If you ask her if your ass looks big in something she will actually tell you

she'll buy you flowers just because, and not only when you've had a fight

the female body is not one of life's big mysteries to her *huge cheeky grin*

she won't mind if you spend hours in the bathroom getting ready to go out, and she will ALWAYS tell you that you look good when you do

she'll notice a new pair of earrings on you

three words : SYMPATHETIC ABOUT PERIODS

she knows the difference between cuddling and foreplay *wink*

I'll think of more later, I could go on forever! And remember, it's just for fun, I love guys, just wouldn't wanna see one naked!!!

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posted December 26, 2001 04:53 AM         

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Ahem... Angel...

some of us girls would definately have a bit of a complaint about the pink bedspread with ruffles....EEUUGGGHHKK!

Aus

....she can french braid your hair for you.
....help you wax that little spot at the back of your leg
....doesn't look puzzeled when you mention "emotions"
....doesn't look frightened when you mention "feminine hygine product"
....empathises that you don't know how to strip down a carburettor.....yet
....understands that there are more than 50 shades of "blue" or "red"
....doesn't forget to pick up milk & bread when shopping
....sleeps at the same temperature you do!
....doesn't snore as loud.
....less likely to wake you up with a "dutch oven"
....or a poke in the back
....can sit with you in the girls when you've had too much to drink at a night club.
....will never by you a toaster or a food processor for your birthday.
....will remember your birthday!!!!!!!

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posted December 27, 2001 03:35 PM         

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I love you guys' imaginations!

Aurora, girl, I knew you had to find this thread. Looking forward to more from you.

Aus, I apologize. I guess some of us don't like lace and ruffles. But my gosh you came up with a good one. I hate trying to get that spot on the back of my leg, I practically turn myself into a pretzel to get it.

I thought of another one, this came after a radio Deejay was talking about the issue of lingerie.

If she pokes through/plays with/borrows your undies it isn't nearly as disturbing...

Yes, it's not a lot, and it may be unsettling to hilarious, but I've been warping my brain with school, I'm not thinking right today.

Ja ne!
Angelique

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posted April 13, 2002 02:02 AM         

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posted April 13, 2002 06:03 AM         

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OMG, couldn't stop laughing at some of these posts!

...If you tell her "Fine", "Nothing", and "Forget about it", she'll KNOW that it isn't, it's something, and she needs you so you better be there.
...doesn't think Feminine Protection means some sort of concealed weapon.
...totally understands when you try to tell her something without having to resort to Mime tricks and bizarre hand gestures. This includes throwing hands up in disgust.
...knows how to comfort you without ever saying those two annoying words,"There, there."

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posted November 03, 2002 11:41 PM         

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posted November 03, 2002 11:53 PM         

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THese are too funny, I am glad i got to see this thread!!!

I've got one to contribute: if I was dating a girl, I wouldn't have to spend $20 a month on birth control pills!

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