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posted March 25, 2002 08:27 AM         

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Airman Jones was assigned to the induction center, where he advised new recruits about their government benefits, especially their GI insurance.

It wasn't long before Captain Smith noticed that Airman Jones was having a staggeringly high success-rate, selling insurance to nearly 100% of the recruits he advised. Rather than asking him about this, the Captain stood at the back of the room and listened to Jones' sales pitch.

Jones explained the basics of GI Insurance to the new recruits, and then said, "If you are killed in a battle and have a GI Insurance, the government has to pay $200,000 to your beneficiaries. But, if you don't have a GI insurance and get killed in the battle, the government only has to pay a maximum of $6000."

"Now," he concluded, "which group do YOU think they are going to send into battle first?"

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posted March 25, 2002 08:34 AM         

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lol randall!!!!

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posted March 25, 2002 08:42 AM         

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"It is never too late to become what you might have been." George Eliot

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posted March 25, 2002 05:30 PM         

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"I think the Goddess lives in our humanity, and not anywhere else."
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posted March 26, 2002 12:01 AM         

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YIVY
"Witchy Woman"

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posted March 26, 2002 12:49 AM         

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LOL! That was a knee slapper!

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Much ALofas!!!

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posted March 26, 2002 07:52 PM         

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posted July 15, 2002 12:06 AM         

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posted July 16, 2002 04:08 PM         

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hehehe

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HOPE to LEARN to FOCUS to be PROUD

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posted November 03, 2002 10:56 PM         

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