posted January 10, 2003 08:57 AM           

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/me whispers back "oh well...he can still trip over his own feet, even gods make mistakes (look at ME! heh)"

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posted January 10, 2003 09:19 AM         

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"Not funny" Zeus snorted somewhere in the distance.

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posted January 10, 2003 11:04 AM         

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Everyone remembered that some gods make mistakes but certainly not Zeus! Zeus never trips over his feet!

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posted January 10, 2003 11:28 AM         

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Zeus sent a lightening bolt crashing into the field that knocked Pan back on his feet!

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posted January 10, 2003 05:45 PM         

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Pan soon got back up on his strong hooves, and was back into action...

Of course, the old King of the Mount wouldn't hear of it, and had only one thing in mind...

yet just then, some forest nymphs and dryads appeared and helped to protect the randy satyr from the fiery wrath of Zeus...

Cole stood stunned with Savannah at his feet...

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posted January 11, 2003 03:39 PM         

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"Cole, honey, how do they get those leaves to stay on like that?" Savannah asked, bewildered at the site unfolding before her very eyes.

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posted January 12, 2003 11:20 AM         

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"Alot of practise, I'll say"
Cole replied wondering the very same thing.

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posted January 12, 2003 11:58 AM         

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Pan, who had spotted Savannah enjoying the corn with Cole and, using the nymphs and dryads as cover from Zeus, the mischievous god carefully made his way to her...

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posted January 12, 2003 12:31 PM         

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"Yo, yo, yo, wassup girly? This ya man?" the fuzzy goat-guy queried.

"Maybe...", Savannah whispered.

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posted January 13, 2003 05:35 AM         

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The hearttorn cry that hung on the edges of that whisper struck hovering Cupid's bow like a bolt from Zeus.

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posted January 14, 2003 05:34 PM         

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With a sense of urgency, Cupid placed an arrow into his bow and carefully took aim.

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posted January 17, 2003 12:25 PM         

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"No!!! Don't do it!!!" Savannah cried out.

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posted January 17, 2003 02:16 PM         

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"pfft...damn indecisive Libras" Cole sighed.

(please tell me we didn't already decide on Savannah's sun sign)

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posted January 17, 2003 03:08 PM         

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"I liked you. I loved you. Now I think I..."

"Quiet down, don't be such a Libra at a time like this! Quick, I have an idea...take off all your clothes...hurry, just do it!!!" Cole suggested.

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posted January 17, 2003 10:30 PM         

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Savanah took off her clothes and her long hair came undone and trestled down to her knees covering her with dignity.
'I really need hair-cut Cole' she said.

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posted January 18, 2003 02:36 AM           

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"My split ends have just gotten out of control" she complained! But Cole was too busy looking at HER to notice the mere ends of her hair!

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posted January 18, 2003 11:39 AM         

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"Geez, talk about being blessed by Venus! Quelle Libra! And wow, I never knew you had a third nipple!" Cole sighed.

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posted January 18, 2003 12:15 PM         

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"Oh Cole, I just love it when you parlami in italiano. Tripple nipple? Don't be silly, mio caro, it's just a beauty mark. You should see the one I have on my...."

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posted January 18, 2003 04:32 PM         

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...thigh." Pan arrived just as Cupid released his arrow and it came hurtling towards the three of them.

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posted January 18, 2003 05:30 PM           

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It was one of those new area-affect arrows he'd recently "acquired" of that Indian...Shiva, that was her name.

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posted January 19, 2003 01:14 PM         

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The arrow on the way down thought alot about it's life's purpose. Why do I always hit the people cupid wants me to hi? he thought to himself.
I mean why can't I make my own decision about who's the next person to fall inlove. Why can't it be me!!!

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posted January 20, 2003 01:55 AM         

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Nahhh... tis not my lot to think...would that i was more than an arrow, even though of Shiva.... (Sigh!)... and so it went zinging straight!

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posted January 22, 2003 04:02 PM         

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And hit the Pan the fuzzy goat right in the achilles, it was a miss to the heart but Pan's heal was now heading in poor savannah's direction.

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posted January 23, 2003 11:52 AM         

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At once, Savannah broke out in song...

"This Pan is but an idle god, I guess,
Since all the fair midsummer of my dreams
He loiters listlessly by woody streams
Soaking the lush glooms up with laziness;
Or drowsing while the maiden-winds caress
Him prankishly, and powder him with
Gleams
Of sifted sunshine. And he ever seems
Drugged with a joy unutterable - unless
His low pipes whistle hints of it far out
Across the ripples to the dragonfly
That, like a wind-born blossom blown about,
Drops quiveringly down, as though to die -
Then lifts and wavers on, as if in doubt
Whether to fan wings or fly without."

Cole looked at her with surprise and muttered, "Okay, okay, don't go all Linda Blair on me. So are you saying we have to help him??"

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posted January 26, 2003 12:28 PM         

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"I'm saying," Savannah whispered breathlessly, "that although he be an idle god, he is a god. Whereas ye, ye are but a mortal man."

In the meantime while Savannah and Cole are engaging in this discourse and Pan's heel is charging towards Savannah, Zeus' attention was drawn to Savannah's naked form and her long, lush locks.

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