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posted August 08, 2003 11:16 AM         

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But it didn't matter at all. All that mattered was how greatfull they were to have the deck chairs and parisol. The items would surely bring in a tidy sum at the flea market, which could be used to help to finance their latest diabolical plan....

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posted August 08, 2003 11:16 AM         

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(you wrote at the same time as me!)

so they sit. . .

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posted August 09, 2003 02:29 AM         

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...contemplating fleas and chemicals and profit reinvesting for global takeovers and such, when Savannah suddenly sits up and declares...

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posted August 09, 2003 04:04 AM         

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"I've always hated your mother, and by the way....

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posted August 09, 2003 09:39 AM           

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...you dad smells of elderberries!"

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posted August 09, 2003 11:36 AM         

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But, you...I like. What say we invest in some property together...like a strip mall or something? Hmmmm, darling?"

And thus the plan was launched, to one day own the whole freekin town

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posted August 09, 2003 12:31 PM           

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Zeus thought it was all rather boring and went back to play with lightning bolts...

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posted August 10, 2003 01:27 PM         

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...which suited their purposes perfectly! While the cat's away, you know.

"Savannah, sweet cheeks, let's set some objectives, preferably written legibly in invisible ink." ( <--- said Cole, the Virgo with Scorp rising)

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posted August 11, 2003 04:03 PM         

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"Yes, I agree, my Love...here use this." she replied, as she demurely handed Cole a wadded up ball of tissue from her pocket

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posted August 11, 2003 04:14 PM         

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...while from beneath Savannah's deck chair, a spying band of stoned (in a natural way, ahem) Surfer Faeries looked on in anticipation of the Virgo/Scorp's reaction to this!

"I am stoked! Isn't she a Libra?" whispered one.

"Riiight dude, but her Ascendant is..."

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posted August 11, 2003 05:39 PM         

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As he looks upon the wadded reminescence of snot, He thinks.... I need to make a phone call

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posted August 11, 2003 05:53 PM           

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'pizza place?'

Cole quickly reeled off his order of black olives, Class-A jalapeno chilli-drug-things and a deep pan margherita base. And a four pack of guinness.

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posted August 11, 2003 09:00 PM         

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"Taurus, me thinks!" squeaked the bleached blond surfer fairy, in between giggles and hic-ups. "Just look at her lovely throat!"
And they sat, in utter silence and awe as Savannah scarfed down swallow after swallow of margharita, black olive, and jalapeno pizza, chased by beer after beer after beer...

Suddenly, Cole was confronted with the realization that...

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posted August 11, 2003 11:40 PM         

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that . . .savannah ate a little too much a little too fast and choked to death on the pizza lodged in her throat. She died tragically in his arms.

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posted August 12, 2003 03:10 AM         

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But, luckily it was just Cole's acid kicking in, and he was imagining this, which totally blew his mind, and he began to run around wildly wagging his hands around his head as though he were fighting off some invisable enemy! Savannah had all she could stand and mustered up all her will, and wound up and SLAPPED him one GOOD, at which point he...

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posted August 12, 2003 08:30 AM           

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started thinking she was a beached dolphin

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posted August 12, 2003 02:31 PM         

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Flopping around in the sand making very unusual noises..... He makes the realization that we are all beached dolphins flopping around in the sand hoping for someone to push them into the ocean of life.

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posted August 12, 2003 03:22 PM         

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So, because Cole was acting so funny, Savannah yelled," Goodbye cruel world!!!" And threw herself out to sea and tragically drown.

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posted August 12, 2003 03:23 PM           

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'What a good idea... i'll be a philosopher'

And thus their ultimately evil, yet small-minded plot to take over Poughkeepsie was foiled by their own higher ambitions of founding a school of philosophy with one golden rule - "if you're not on acid, bugger off".....

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posted August 12, 2003 03:36 PM         

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But this new life mission presented many new challanges, such as "Where does one get a steady supply of acid?" People stopped doing it in the 80's, afterall. The hits they were on were from an old, old birthday card that Cole had gotten from his Grandma back in '84.

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posted August 12, 2003 05:51 PM         

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Surfing the web for days and days came to a site called make-acid.com. After earning a degree in Acidology 101, he decided to gather supplys.....

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posted August 12, 2003 06:04 PM           

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.. and set up a neptuneshine parlour in his back yard

(well.. neptune is confusing, acid is confusing?)

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posted August 13, 2003 02:57 PM         

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As he was testing a new batch of acid, he received a visit from the Grim Reaper, messenger of Death, otherwise known as "Ally", and they sat and tested the new batch together. "you know, Grim", Cole spoke suddenly out of the trippy silence, "you're not so bad lookin".

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posted August 13, 2003 02:59 PM           

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crowded around their little magic amphitheatre neurovisualisation all the Gods and Goddesses leaned back and went "ooohhhhhhh"

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posted August 13, 2003 03:12 PM         

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oohhh.. when the scorpio walked in

Little did they know that their domination plan was already under way by a very determined scorpio.

Ahhh... yes. Working just as planned! To sneak in and bite everyone in the arse... just when they least expect at !!

HA! No one even suspected my spy... the Aqua was involved the whole time!

Simpletons! Nothing can be done to change this fate! No matter what you may add to the outcome... it's all fantasy!

As punishment

The Leo has been banished to an eternity of cheap shoes, zirconia diamonds and clearance rack fashions!

The Virgo... your punishment is to stay with the Leo and spend the rest of your days having to reassure her that "no. she looks quite elegant in those cheap shoes and diamonds" Over and over... infinity!!!

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