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Topic: Add a line... or two
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Lunargirl
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Registered: Mar 2003
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posted August 16, 2003 03:39 AM
 
"Cole honey, wasn't that the oddest couple! They said they were hunting for us then they inexplicably left!"Meanwhile in the beach motel parking lot, Jason and Karinna hot-wired Cole's chain-driven black Yamaha then squealed down the freeway in a cloud of oily black smoke, planning to come back after Cole and Savannah only after first having some nefarious adventures of their own... IP: Logged |
Sunmeadow Glades
Knowflake Posts: 266
From: Brisbane, QLD, Australia
Registered: Jan 2003
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posted August 16, 2003 07:40 AM
Jason and Karinna sped down the coastal road enjoying the heat of the sun, while they listened to some cool hip-hop music, which was blaring from the stereo. Jason happened to look in the rear-vision view mirror, and his eye caught sight of police siren lights blinking at him.IP: Logged |
matty
Knowflake Posts: 205
From: nyack,ny,usa,n.america,earth,solar system,milky way,virgo super cluster
Registered: Jul 2003
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posted August 16, 2003 09:44 AM
While Jason and Karinna were dealing with the approaching law enforcment, oh the other side of the world, in a genetics modifications lab.....IP: Logged |
lioneye68
Knowflake Posts: 6062
From: Canada
Registered: Apr 2003
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posted August 17, 2003 12:47 AM
Igor, and his assistant Finch were about to shock the heart of the half-man-half-horse creature they had been working on all day. The last step...defibulate the heart to get it beating. With anticipation filling the air, they began to administer the first round of electricity into the still heart.IP: Logged |
ozonefiller
Knowflake Posts: 2677
From: Somewhere in OZ State US
Registered: May 2003
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posted August 17, 2003 03:31 AM
For all it was worth,that process didn't work,however,with keen insight,they decided to use the other ulternative,NUCLEAR-FISSION! With a few jolts and a couple of swift kicks on the side of the battery-operated generator,jumping out from under the covers was no other than(DUN-TA-DA!)Gene(Richard?!) Richard Simmons,folks!IP: Logged |
Carlo
Knowflake Posts: 1612
From: Second America
Registered: Nov 2000
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posted August 17, 2003 02:10 PM
Just when Igor, Finch, and the other lab techs started sweatin' to the oldies, the Sagittarian rose and looked at them all.IP: Logged |
N_wEvil
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posted August 17, 2003 02:41 PM
oh no.. not more humans.. he thought wearily...IP: Logged |
ozonefiller
Knowflake Posts: 2677
From: Somewhere in OZ State US
Registered: May 2003
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posted August 17, 2003 06:54 PM
...but he did notice that big sailor in the corner...IP: Logged |
matty
Knowflake Posts: 205
From: nyack,ny,usa,n.america,earth,solar system,milky way,virgo super cluster
Registered: Jul 2003
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posted August 18, 2003 02:28 PM
But, due to a horrendous mis-calculation buy the scientific community as to the age of our Sun, while all of the aforementioned events were taking place, the Sun died, became a supernova, and engulfed everything in its path out Jupiter.The End. IP: Logged |
N_wEvil
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posted August 18, 2003 02:45 PM
Pardon me while i have a strange interlude..*ahem* The mimimum mass for a supernova candidate it around 7 solar masses, or 7 times the "weight"/size of our sun. Supernovae occur when the hydrogen fusion at the core becomes so hot and dense it has to contract and begin fusing down to helium. When fusion gets to iron it can no longer sustain itself and the core gets compressed and then bounces back like a rubber ball, blasting the star off into space. The best the sun could do in comparison is a mass coronal ejection or a large solar flare in the earths' general direction. *ahem*
so back to the story..
But the briliant, amazing great people at LindaLand knew what was going to happen and got over their differences just like Linda said we would. A massive adventure ensued and they eventually saved the planet by pushing it down a wormhole and into the orbit of a new sun across the other side of the universe. Everyone lived happily ever after. The end.  IP: Logged |
matty
Knowflake Posts: 205
From: nyack,ny,usa,n.america,earth,solar system,milky way,virgo super cluster
Registered: Jul 2003
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posted August 18, 2003 03:19 PM
yea, what that guy said.... IP: Logged |
matty
Knowflake Posts: 205
From: nyack,ny,usa,n.america,earth,solar system,milky way,virgo super cluster
Registered: Jul 2003
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posted August 19, 2003 11:16 AM
OK a brand new add a line or too....let's see.....
It was the best of time....
wait no that is used.
Fore score and seven....wait not that either.
OK, and here we go:
In its infancy astrology was
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Lunargirl
Knowflake Posts: 1513
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Registered: Mar 2003
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posted August 19, 2003 01:45 PM
...a squalling babe with multiple personalities and one BEEEEG attitude, that struggled for respect and the ear of monarchs.
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Carlo
Knowflake Posts: 1612
From: Second America
Registered: Nov 2000
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posted August 19, 2003 08:00 PM
(in other words, a Gemini with Leo Rising and a Libra Moon).Then one day, old Catherine de Medici, who had just mounted the French throne, sent for her childhood friend from Florence, the famed Cosimo Ruggieri, who was reknown for his sublime ability to regard and interpret the heavens. Catherine, being Italian and superstitious, knew that dear Cosmo would help her in her new monarchy, and so she built him an observatory near to her own quarters, and provided a secret passageway between the two. "Cosmo, you may have your way with astrology in my queendom - spank her, poke her, thrash her, dangle her by the feet from your tower if you must...just make her talk." "As you wish, my leige," the handsome stargazer whispered. IP: Logged | |
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