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Topic: Buttercup Wafflesniffer
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trippysht Knowflake Posts: 274 From: Morristown, NJ USA Registered: Nov 2002
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posted March 26, 2003 11:36 AM
i recieved this from a friend the other day, and i fwd it to a bunch of people, but i didnt think that was enough! hope you all enjoy: > This is silly, but we need > > this nowadays to relieve the tension! ____________________________________________ > > What's yours???? Imagine calling everyone by their new name for a day?
> > I bet we'd be smiling all day! > > Enjoy (when you get a few minutes)...Read on... > > Children laugh 146 times a day, adults laugh only 4 times a day.....no wonder we're so unhappy... What's your new name??? > > Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. Here is your dose... Follow the instructions to find your new name! > > The following in an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey. The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names... > > Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name: > > >a = poopsie > > >b = lumpy > > >c = buttercup > > >d = gidget > > >e = crusty > > >f = greasy > > >g = fluffy > > >h = cheeseball > > >i = chim-chim > > >j = stinky > > >k = flunky > > >l = boobie > > >m = pinky > > >n = zippy > > >o = goober > > >p = doofus > > >q = slimy > > >r = loopy > > >s = snotty > > >t = tulefel > > >u = dorkey > > >v = squeezit > > >w = oprah > > >x = skipper > > >y = dinky > > >z = zsa-zsa > > Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name: > > >a = pineapple > > >b = toilet > > >c = giggle > > >d = burger > > >e = girdle > > >f = barf > > >g = lizard > > >h = waffle > > >i = cootie > > >j = monkey > > >k = potty > > >l = liver > > >m = banana > > >n = rhino > > >o = bubble > > >p = hamster > > >q = toad > > >r = gizzard > > >s = pizza > > >t = gerbil > > >u = chicken > > >v = pickle > > >w = chuckle > > >x = tofu > > >y = gorilla > > >z = stinker > > > > > Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name: > > >a = head > > >b = mouth > > >c = face > > >d = nose > > >e = tush > > >f = breath > > >g = pants > > >h = shorts > > >i = lips > > >j = honker > > >k = butt > > >l = brain > > >m = tushie > > >n = chunks > > >o = hiney > > >p = biscuits > > >q = toes > > >r = buns > > >s = fanny > > >t = sniffer > > >u = sprinkles > > >v = kisser > > >w = squirt > > >x = humperdinck > > >y = brains > > >z = juice > > For example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts. Now when you SEND THIS ON .... use your new name as the subject. And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh an average of 4 times a day. > > Put more laughter in your life!!! And be sure to put YOUR NEW NAME in the subject line! ~~~im not so sure about that laugh 4 times a day bit, i prolly laugh 4 times an hour!! i can't imagine only laughing 4 times a day
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Oxychick Knowflake Posts: 2626 From: neither here nor there Registered: Jul 2002
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posted March 26, 2003 11:54 AM
Zippy Wafflebrain!! IP: Logged |
Aphrodite Knowflake Posts: 4992 From: Registered: Feb 2002
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posted March 26, 2003 12:07 PM
Dinky LizardbrainsIP: Logged |
juniperb Knowflake Posts: 6830 From: Blue Star Kachina Registered: Mar 2002
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posted March 26, 2003 12:33 PM
Zippy Hamsterlips IP: Logged |
aquamoon Knowflake Posts: 883 From: Registered: Apr 2002
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posted March 26, 2003 12:51 PM
Hello all, I'm Dorky Pineapplesniffer, pleased to meet you! IP: Logged |
sisterchasingmoon Knowflake Posts: 363 From: Alaska Registered: Feb 2003
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posted March 26, 2003 01:13 PM
boobie bubblefanny...couldnt be more true ------------------ Love & Light, Melissa IP: Logged |
trippysht Knowflake Posts: 274 From: Morristown, NJ USA Registered: Nov 2002
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posted March 26, 2003 01:15 PM
LOL!!! i could do this all day IP: Logged |
juniperb Knowflake Posts: 6830 From: Blue Star Kachina Registered: Mar 2002
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posted March 26, 2003 01:59 PM
"giggle" Aquamoon, your jester looks like a pineapplesniffer IP: Logged |
RubyRedRam unregistered
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posted March 26, 2003 03:47 PM
Boobie Pinapplebiscuits IP: Logged |
RubyRedRam unregistered
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posted March 26, 2003 04:03 PM
My new Lindaland name would be Lumpy Girdlebuns, but you can call me lumpy!! or buns (redram as my last name) IP: Logged |
sweetpeas Knowflake Posts: 924 From: Plainfield, IN Registered: Sep 2001
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posted March 26, 2003 05:18 PM
Mr. Loopy Bubble at your service. ------------------ You cannot simultaneously prevent and prepare for war. Albert Einstein IP: Logged |
Randall Webmaster Posts: 25287 From: Columbus, GA USA Registered: Nov 2000
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posted March 26, 2003 07:28 PM
Zippy Cootiehiney in the house! ------------------ "Never mentally imagine for another that which you would not want to experience for yourself, since the mental image you send out inevitably comes back to you." Rebecca Clark IP: Logged |
Oxychick Knowflake Posts: 2626 From: neither here nor there Registered: Jul 2002
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posted March 26, 2003 07:36 PM
He said "cootie" hahahahahhaIP: Logged |
jjjax unregistered
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posted March 26, 2003 10:22 PM
trippysht, you want some trippy sh*t!???I have exactely the same name as you!!! *Buttercup Wafflesniffer* Weird! Jax IP: Logged |
X3me Knowflake Posts: 238 From: Registered: Nov 2002
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posted March 26, 2003 10:27 PM
I'm Cheeseball Pineapple! Wonder how can something be cheese and pinapple at the same time? O_o IP: Logged |
theFajita3 Knowflake Posts: 1457 From: Sunny South Florida, USA Registered: Feb 2003
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posted March 27, 2003 12:51 AM
WOW this is so cool! I am Gidget Girdlebuns
------------------ food is the only art that nourishes! IP: Logged |
aquamoon Knowflake Posts: 883 From: Registered: Apr 2002
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posted March 27, 2003 12:54 PM
Tee hee, Juniperb, he does, doesn't he? Boobie Pineapplebiscuits?? LOL! IP: Logged |
trippysht Knowflake Posts: 274 From: Morristown, NJ USA Registered: Nov 2002
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posted April 05, 2003 12:19 PM
nice jax! i think we're lucky compared to some of the others' names! i knew you'd like it fajita. i like you're name too girdlebuns lol IP: Logged |
La-Tee-Da Knowflake Posts: 1445 From: New Orleans, Louisiana Registered: Feb 2002
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posted April 05, 2003 07:07 PM
crusty pineapple face???????------------------ Hugs,LTD ~~The struggle keeps us young~~Daring to make mistakes and knowing there are none.~~DGM IP: Logged |
Lunargirl Knowflake Posts: 1513 From: Registered: Mar 2003
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posted April 17, 2003 03:28 AM
Well who'd 'a 'thunk it, I'mOprah Hamsterhiney! Why does that not surprise me... thanks trippysht!! Lunargirl IP: Logged |
Mercy Knowflake Posts: 616 From: Of Elvenkind Registered: Jul 2002
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posted April 17, 2003 05:55 AM
Zippy Girdlebutt! What is a girdle? Hehe...I don't know half of those animals names. Maybe that's because I am not a native! Certainly not true about the 4 times a day! Hehe...I make sure to laugh áll the time! I like the Hamsterlips one (Juniperb's)! IP: Logged |
trippysht Knowflake Posts: 274 From: Morristown, NJ USA Registered: Nov 2002
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posted April 17, 2003 10:07 AM
a girdle actually a piece of clothing Victorian woman used to wear... it's like a bra for your waist , it has wires, and its designed to show off a woman's curves... and they're very unhealthy to wear. oprah hamsterhiney!! lol i love this IP: Logged |
N_wEvil unregistered
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posted April 17, 2003 10:32 AM
Lumpy Girdlekisser.. ...this is very true
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Mercy Knowflake Posts: 616 From: Of Elvenkind Registered: Jul 2002
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posted April 17, 2003 10:44 AM
I knew it you dirty ..... Thanx Oprah Hamsterhiney! That's good info you got me! IP: Logged |
LoonyFish Knowflake Posts: 241 From: magical, mystical mountains of TN Registered: Apr 2003
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posted April 17, 2003 10:58 AM
Hi ya'll! Loopy Bubblebutt here. Hey! Wait! That really is me! ------------------ ************************************** "Back of every action is a thought, and behind every visible phenomenon there is an invisible cause." Max Heindel IP: Logged |