Posts: 274
From: Morristown, NJ USA
Registered: Nov 2002

posted April 26, 2003 02:43 AM         

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>>>A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and says to the bartender: "I'm looking for the man who shot my pa(w).<<<

hahahaha i love my puns so much, but mostly because they make others groan- i could do these all day. hehehe

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posted April 26, 2003 06:33 AM           

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Horse walks into a bar and asks for a pint and the landlord says "why the long face?"

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From: Morristown, NJ USA
Registered: Nov 2002

posted April 26, 2003 06:47 PM         

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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, but when
they lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving once again
that you can't have your kayak and heat it, too

hehehe

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From: Second America
Registered: Nov 2000

posted April 28, 2003 11:15 PM         

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Jesus Christ walked into a motel and slammed a handful of nails down on the front desk and said, "Can you put me up for the night?"

I know you love that JC humor, trippy

Love,
Carlo

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