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Topic: Random Relationship Ad
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silverbells unregistered
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posted July 18, 2004 12:17 AM
I TRIED! to hit refresh, cause I remebered that you suggested that last time this was happening to me. It blinked like it was refreshing but the page was not refreshed. But today I came on and now I see the posts! ------------------ Get some love in your groove, just get hip to forgive... - Michael Franks IP: Logged |
Virgo-AriesArtist Knowflake Posts: 1272 From: MidWest :) Registered: Jun 2009
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posted August 03, 2004 12:01 AM
Hehe, I'm glad to see ya'll had so much fun with this topic while I was gone. Who knows, maybe it'll help a few more of us manifest these special souls into our lives?Oh, and DeeplYM, you sound pretty cool, at least your ad does. BTW, if you wanna correspond, feel free to drop me a note, as I love to get mail. Come on brave Knowflakes, where are the rest of you with your ads? We are all deadly curious, well, this patience-less Aries rising gal is... ------------------ -K "Most people love with restraint As if they were someday to hate We hated gently, carefully As if we were someday to love"-Venus Trines at Midnight IP: Logged |
DeepIYM unregistered
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posted August 03, 2004 07:55 PM
This was a fun post, I'd like to see some more. Look at word association. That's poping up like hot cakes. Man I haven't been in there in a long time, just seems like... to simple. Maybe I'm just to complex? RIII IP: Logged |
silverbells unregistered
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posted February 22, 2005 02:13 PM
To the top...------------------ Get some love in your groove, just get hip to forgive... - Michael Franks IP: Logged |
pixelpixie Knowflake Posts: 474 From: ON Canada Registered: Apr 2009
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posted February 22, 2005 02:14 PM
silverbells!!!! I swear to you, I was going to bump this the other day, but I couldn't think of a relationship ad, so I guess I didn't. Neat though.IP: Logged |
future_uncertain Knowflake Posts: 269 From: Registered: May 2009
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posted February 22, 2005 10:38 PM
You know what--- this is HARD! (And, no, that's not my ad!) Hmmmmm... I'll have to work on this. It's fun reading everyone's responses, though. IP: Logged |
proxieme unregistered
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posted February 22, 2005 11:40 PM
Wow.Blast from the past. Gaw, seems like forever ago. C'mon, future & pixelp, I'd love to see some new ones. IP: Logged |
future_uncertain Knowflake Posts: 269 From: Registered: May 2009
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posted February 23, 2005 02:35 PM
I saw that, Prox... someone really did some digging! I thought about my ad a little bit last night and it prompted me to call my bf to sympathize... i realized that my "in search of" is a pretty tall order! Is it sad that he laughed and said, "I know!" xoxo IP: Logged |
Philbird Newflake Posts: 1 From: Douglas AZ. USA Registered: Jun 2011
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posted February 23, 2005 04:22 PM
Cancer Woman Seeks male or female "wife" to do everything I don't want to do. I'm lazy. Must have no expectations for sex more than once a year. I'll get around to it when I feel like it. Must be picky enough to get tight spots around base of toilet, and behind fridge. I don't care how old you are as long as you can scrub. Must like doing things my way, watch what I want to watch on TV, and cleanse crystals. Must be a workaholic to support my everchanging tastes and needs. Must like to travel...to the cleaners, supermarket, birdfeed store, 75 miles to the nearest spiritual bookstore. But not the bank. I'll walk there. Must have chip implant to recall any word I need to know how to spell, or punctuate! Must be seen but not heard. Must have 7 arms and at least 5 legs to keep up with my whims. Must know 7th grade math like the back of your hand, without spending hours reading the book first! Must be so freakin' funny, you have to wash out my panties everyday! Must like to be experimented on. Must have own house or apartment; I like my space. I'm sure there is more, but we'll see how much I like you by the way my bird treats you. IP: Logged |
Philbird Newflake Posts: 1 From: Douglas AZ. USA Registered: Jun 2011
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posted February 23, 2005 04:40 PM
Calls out to hubby in that fishwife tone... CAAAAAARRRRRRLLLLLLLLL!IP: Logged |
pixelpixie Knowflake Posts: 474 From: ON Canada Registered: Apr 2009
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posted February 23, 2005 04:44 PM
Omigosh, I am your soul mate!! Except that I clean when I feel like it, though I tidy everyday... I like sex, I suck at math ( seventh grade or otherwise) I would prefer you wash your own panties,~ but I will make you laugh. Other than that, we're perfect!!! IP: Logged |
Philbird Newflake Posts: 1 From: Douglas AZ. USA Registered: Jun 2011
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posted February 23, 2005 04:47 PM
Oh, goodie! Bigomy! SOLDIP: Logged |
Philbird Newflake Posts: 1 From: Douglas AZ. USA Registered: Jun 2011
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posted February 23, 2005 04:50 PM
YOU'RE FIRED! I spelled bigamy wrong. Sh!t, what do I have to do to get a little cooperation here!IP: Logged |
Mama Mia Knowflake Posts: 137 From: Registered: Feb 2010
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posted February 23, 2005 04:54 PM
Ok let me take a shot at this.... Sensual Pisceslady: Looking for a very masculine but sensitive guy. One who is comfortable with expressing his feelings. He has to be in touch with his spirituality and have a great sense of humor. He has to like kids and hold down a job. He has to be mature and know how to give his lady space. Would like for him to be somewhat athletic because I am and that would go well. I do like them to be smart and very quick thinking. But most of all I want him to have a good heart and a great smile. (nice white teeth)
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Philbird Newflake Posts: 1 From: Douglas AZ. USA Registered: Jun 2011
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posted February 23, 2005 04:56 PM
I do like "them" to be smart. IP: Logged |
Philbird Newflake Posts: 1 From: Douglas AZ. USA Registered: Jun 2011
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posted February 23, 2005 05:13 PM
AAAWWWWWLLLL man! I needed help before I cooked dinner, I just burned pork chops in a crockpot! (holds grudge against Pix for being fired before she could cook dinner!)IP: Logged |
Mama Mia Knowflake Posts: 137 From: Registered: Feb 2010
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posted February 23, 2005 05:16 PM
Yes Philbird "them" (plural). Don't laugh at me. If this were real I would just be hoping that more then one man could fit this descrpition. Ok I sat in the back in my english class, but you know.. :-) IP: Logged |
pixelpixie Knowflake Posts: 474 From: ON Canada Registered: Apr 2009
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posted February 23, 2005 05:33 PM
But I was just being polite, Philbird..... I would've burned them too... but in a crockpot? That's talent.. did you take an extra two hours to check them? IP: Logged |
Philbird Newflake Posts: 1 From: Douglas AZ. USA Registered: Jun 2011
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posted February 23, 2005 06:14 PM
Mamamia, I laughed at "Them" as in another species, not proper english! IP: Logged |
Philbird Newflake Posts: 1 From: Douglas AZ. USA Registered: Jun 2011
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posted February 23, 2005 06:23 PM
I put them in before I went to bed last night, told them to start cooking at 1:00pm and they said OK. They lied! (I think it was the evil work of the saurkraut!)IP: Logged |
proxieme unregistered
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posted February 23, 2005 06:41 PM
*coughs**cough*sauerkraut*cough* *goes to look for spell-checking soulmate for philbird* IP: Logged |
Philbird Newflake Posts: 1 From: Douglas AZ. USA Registered: Jun 2011
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posted February 23, 2005 06:55 PM
Prox, I thought you were the spell check queen? Didn't you post some time ago about the abuse of the english language? (tries to recall info from the eeeemmmmmmmppppppptty vault.)IP: Logged |
Philbird Newflake Posts: 1 From: Douglas AZ. USA Registered: Jun 2011
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posted February 23, 2005 07:08 PM
Sorry folks, I just realized it's a full moon tomorrow and I've been a bit too pushy here today. I'll behave! Can some one give me a spanking smilie? I'd do myself, but I don't know where to find the paddle!IP: Logged |
Heart--Shaped Cross unregistered
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posted February 23, 2005 07:38 PM
Philbird - Your ad was a riot! Thanks!, HSC IP: Logged |
Philbird Newflake Posts: 1 From: Douglas AZ. USA Registered: Jun 2011
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posted February 23, 2005 08:24 PM
Anytime!IP: Logged |